Bits
@bitshammer.bsky.social
Infiltrating 40k since 3rd Edition, Narrative Hobbyist, US Army Veteran, I sometimes do videos on Narrative Warhammer: http://bitshammer.net
Cis He/Him
Cis He/Him
Pinned
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Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse https://theonion.com/horse-carefully-assesses-potential-mate-for-also-being-horse/
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse https://theonion.com/horse-carefully-assesses-potential-mate-for-also-being-horse/
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Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot https://theonion.com/coast-guard-backtracks-on-plan-to-reclassify-swastikas-as-mascot/
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot https://theonion.com/coast-guard-backtracks-on-plan-to-reclassify-swastikas-as-mascot/
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
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Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
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Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats https://theonion.com/study-average-19th-century-american-spent-93-of-time-waving-at-trains-boats/
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats https://theonion.com/study-average-19th-century-american-spent-93-of-time-waving-at-trains-boats/
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
So of course my Warhammer poisoned brain had to start thinking about The Lore™ of Satisfactory (story spoilers mentioned in my screenshot post)
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
So of course my Warhammer poisoned brain had to start thinking about The Lore™ of Satisfactory (story spoilers mentioned in my screenshot post)
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The result of 8 hours of animating today I🫀adéla 🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊‼️‼️‼️ #luciustheternal #WIP #maya3d #horusheresy #warhammercommunity #characteranimation #animation #warhammer
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The result of 8 hours of animating today I🫀adéla 🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊‼️‼️‼️ #luciustheternal #WIP #maya3d #horusheresy #warhammercommunity #characteranimation #animation #warhammer
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i’m not even a warhammer knower and every time i see this it cracks me up
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i’m not even a warhammer knower and every time i see this it cracks me up
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Gary the Warhammer editor: so when Oje tells Kasper ‘oh, there were plenty of things we could have done with you,’ what did you mean by that?
Dan Abnett: ritualistic wolf orgy
Gary: oh good
Dan Abnett: real sexy like you asked
Dan Abnett: ritualistic wolf orgy
Gary: oh good
Dan Abnett: real sexy like you asked
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Gary the Warhammer editor: so when Oje tells Kasper ‘oh, there were plenty of things we could have done with you,’ what did you mean by that?
Dan Abnett: ritualistic wolf orgy
Gary: oh good
Dan Abnett: real sexy like you asked
Dan Abnett: ritualistic wolf orgy
Gary: oh good
Dan Abnett: real sexy like you asked
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I painted my fist ever Warhammer 40K mini as practice before painting my Kill Team.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I painted my fist ever Warhammer 40K mini as practice before painting my Kill Team.
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SpaceX is now a fireworks manufacturer; I don't make the rules.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
SpaceX is now a fireworks manufacturer; I don't make the rules.
So it looks like they programmed Grok to only say positive things about Elon no matter what you ask it and then push positive messaging about Space X.
You know, as he blows up more rockets than a high school rocketry club.
You know, as he blows up more rockets than a high school rocketry club.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
So it looks like they programmed Grok to only say positive things about Elon no matter what you ask it and then push positive messaging about Space X.
You know, as he blows up more rockets than a high school rocketry club.
You know, as he blows up more rockets than a high school rocketry club.
So I do admit my current factory build will require a teardown in places to expand further since that is not nearly enough smelters for three normal nodes apparently (I doubled it with mk2 belts and lifts and I could probably stand to double that as well if power wasn't a concern) but
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November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So I do admit my current factory build will require a teardown in places to expand further since that is not nearly enough smelters for three normal nodes apparently (I doubled it with mk2 belts and lifts and I could probably stand to double that as well if power wasn't a concern) but
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Nope, DOGE is not gone for the FDA. That fucker just tried to lay as low as possible right now.
DOGE isn’t gone.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.
They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.
@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info
And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.
They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.
@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info
And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Nope, DOGE is not gone for the FDA. That fucker just tried to lay as low as possible right now.
This is where I am post-restart: back at the same site I started at last time but already setting up some basic things to allow for expanded iron production once I get coal power unlocked and can make MkII miners. Basically the plan is to make a whole factory tower that handles all the iron parts.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is where I am post-restart: back at the same site I started at last time but already setting up some basic things to allow for expanded iron production once I get coal power unlocked and can make MkII miners. Basically the plan is to make a whole factory tower that handles all the iron parts.
