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Lioness
@insanemistress.bsky.social
she/they | lurker | bbw | cats | kayaks | Psalms 116:11 | $/@insanemistress | “the babe ruth of tits”
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all I know is cry, eat hot dog, be bi
I am literally louder than all of scotiabank lol #leafsforever
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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✨ timeline cleanse ✨
September 26, 2024 at 1:59 AM
hell yea #leafsforever
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I had shingles in my early teen years. I cannot express to you how badly you do not want to get shingles. get the fucking vaccine.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I had a vision
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Tonight I am enemies with Tampa Bay (sorry @ndrew.bsky.social)
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Area Mom Could Have Made Same Meal At Home For Much Cheaper https://theonion.com/area-mom-could-have-made-same-meal-at-home-for-much-che-1819566685/
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
hanging out with mufos irl again
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
got one of those pea soup eating beaver trappers mad for making a joke about their player taking a dive and saying that without removing the other team members their players couldn’t get the goals they got in a shootout so it’s not really an evaluation of playing the game
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
my unwanted superpower is that I somehow always find the « we liked your vibe » type of people at a bar
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
well my ship has finally come in, I’ll never want for anything again
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
man fuck the habs lol
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
this place is swarming with beaver trapping frenchies
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
they let me sit on the bench and in their locker room
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
ok guys I’m the ebug tn
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
it’s snowing rn 🥹
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
y’all really out here trying to tell me that canadians aren’t british when they have baked beans on their breakfast menu? c’mon man
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That’s because AI is makes content for pedophiles and this is the narrative we should be pushing imo
One thing AI will never be able to replicate is an image of a woman with large breasts.
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I ate too much salmon lol
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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people made fun of this in 2014 but every last thing about it turned out to be true
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
my third j&g
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I ate breakfast at 1pm
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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ICE has been here & now they’re ramping things up

• if you’re at risk of being picked up/detained: do you have your plan for if shit hits the fan?
• if you’re less at risk: are you checking in on those at risk about needed supports & emergency plans?
• regardless: do you know your rights?
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
never kys
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM