Lioness
@insanemistress.bsky.social
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Lioness
@insanemistress.bsky.social
· Jun 4
all I know is cry, eat hot dog, be bi
it’s game day in columbus #leafsforever
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
it’s game day in columbus #leafsforever
you couldn’t make Mad Men today not because of the premise/plot but because of instagram face. that was really the last era of television casting people who had unique faces
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
you couldn’t make Mad Men today not because of the premise/plot but because of instagram face. that was really the last era of television casting people who had unique faces
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d elightful
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m arvelous
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u nbothered
m arvelous
b eing
b asking
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t he
c oolness
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November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
d elightful
u nbothered
m arvelous
b eing
b asking
i n
t he
c oolness
h erein
u nbothered
m arvelous
b eing
b asking
i n
t he
c oolness
h erein
What’s beautiful about this photo is not just the way Swayman is looking at the puck but that he also missed it lmao this was the first goal of the game and what a beautiful photo 😽🤌
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What’s beautiful about this photo is not just the way Swayman is looking at the puck but that he also missed it lmao this was the first goal of the game and what a beautiful photo 😽🤌
I am going to drive myself off of the 168 overpass
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I am going to drive myself off of the 168 overpass
I was able to get a last min appointment with my old hair stylist tonight 😭 last time I saw her she just had her youngest and now her oldest is a 6th grader 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I was able to get a last min appointment with my old hair stylist tonight 😭 last time I saw her she just had her youngest and now her oldest is a 6th grader 😭😭😭
going to the Armenian grocery store need anything?
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
going to the Armenian grocery store need anything?
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Sharks game Sunday with @insanemistress.bsky.social and @nadiyah.bsky.social – phenomenal seats! #hockey #sj #NHL #photography
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sharks game Sunday with @insanemistress.bsky.social and @nadiyah.bsky.social – phenomenal seats! #hockey #sj #NHL #photography
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donald trump is the new joe biden
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
donald trump is the new joe biden
I was able to get the better 24hr schedule at work where I never see the person I hate 😈
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I was able to get the better 24hr schedule at work where I never see the person I hate 😈
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I kept my online dating profile out of morbid curiosity because of how often men would send me openers like "So when are you going to suck me off?" and then complain about women not responding or being lonely.
Like studying a herd of wild animals that had evolved to punch themselves in the dicks.
Like studying a herd of wild animals that had evolved to punch themselves in the dicks.
I would also like to point out that maybe cishet men are a bit lonelier also because of how they alienate cishet women with their own actions and inability to simply act normal. As a cis bi woman I cannot tell you how many conversations have been either entirely carried by me or they were weird fast
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I kept my online dating profile out of morbid curiosity because of how often men would send me openers like "So when are you going to suck me off?" and then complain about women not responding or being lonely.
Like studying a herd of wild animals that had evolved to punch themselves in the dicks.
Like studying a herd of wild animals that had evolved to punch themselves in the dicks.
bored ngl.link/insanemistre...
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
bored ngl.link/insanemistre...
I would also like to point out that maybe cishet men are a bit lonelier also because of how they alienate cishet women with their own actions and inability to simply act normal. As a cis bi woman I cannot tell you how many conversations have been either entirely carried by me or they were weird fast
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I would also like to point out that maybe cishet men are a bit lonelier also because of how they alienate cishet women with their own actions and inability to simply act normal. As a cis bi woman I cannot tell you how many conversations have been either entirely carried by me or they were weird fast
can I come over and leave long black hair spiders in your shower?
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
can I come over and leave long black hair spiders in your shower?
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I have 99 problems right now and money would solve 98 of them.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I have 99 problems right now and money would solve 98 of them.
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Holiday season remember!
Don't ask strangers questions about their family if you're not prepared to be cool when they cry because they're in mourning, get anxious because they're estranged, or generally find the question invasive and uncomfortable.
If they brush the question off, let them.
Don't ask strangers questions about their family if you're not prepared to be cool when they cry because they're in mourning, get anxious because they're estranged, or generally find the question invasive and uncomfortable.
If they brush the question off, let them.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Holiday season remember!
Don't ask strangers questions about their family if you're not prepared to be cool when they cry because they're in mourning, get anxious because they're estranged, or generally find the question invasive and uncomfortable.
If they brush the question off, let them.
Don't ask strangers questions about their family if you're not prepared to be cool when they cry because they're in mourning, get anxious because they're estranged, or generally find the question invasive and uncomfortable.
If they brush the question off, let them.
I’d lure them into a genuine decades long friendship
need to find an account bigger than mine on here to pick a fight with for clout
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’d lure them into a genuine decades long friendship
you can see me cheering because this happened right in front of our row lmao
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
you can see me cheering because this happened right in front of our row lmao
swayman was a sieve get rekt boston
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
swayman was a sieve get rekt boston
look at my team dawg, looking like a mobster from the 30s so they’ve probably been playing with the 30s rule book #LeafsForever
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
look at my team dawg, looking like a mobster from the 30s so they’ve probably been playing with the 30s rule book #LeafsForever