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@hand-solo.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Welcome to bluesky. You’re not the weirdest person you know anymore.
I really need to start using this app more often.
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I really need to start using this app more often.
Don’t underestimate my ability to make everything weird.
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Don’t underestimate my ability to make everything weird.
I’m in my chicken Alfredo era.
September 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m in my chicken Alfredo era.
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I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.
September 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.
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It's not the size of your account, it's how you use it
September 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's not the size of your account, it's how you use it
Not me flirting with a big wedge or Parmesan 🧀
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Not me flirting with a big wedge or Parmesan 🧀
I act like I’m ok, but deep down I have a hole in my sock.
September 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I act like I’m ok, but deep down I have a hole in my sock.
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I know this may come as a big shock but I've never put a second thought into any of my posts.
September 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I know this may come as a big shock but I've never put a second thought into any of my posts.
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I may not be able to give you the moon, but I’ll make you a BLT and I think that’s better anyway
September 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I may not be able to give you the moon, but I’ll make you a BLT and I think that’s better anyway
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The breath on your neck that lets
you know your effect on them.
you know your effect on them.
September 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The breath on your neck that lets
you know your effect on them.
you know your effect on them.
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I’ll only pull the thread that leads me to you.
September 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I’ll only pull the thread that leads me to you.
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Typo during sexting like, "I want your hot jazz all over my tots."
September 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Typo during sexting like, "I want your hot jazz all over my tots."
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if you can’t handle me at my worst don’t text me at all actually
September 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if you can’t handle me at my worst don’t text me at all actually
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I left my palm prints on the outside of your bedroom window. Please respond.
September 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I left my palm prints on the outside of your bedroom window. Please respond.
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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever smelled a thunderstorm in the desert?
September 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever smelled a thunderstorm in the desert?
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“That is LIT!!”
Me, pointing at a candle
Me, pointing at a candle
September 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“That is LIT!!”
Me, pointing at a candle
Me, pointing at a candle
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It's with a heavy sigh that I follow you back.
September 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's with a heavy sigh that I follow you back.
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A website devoted to beavers
OnlyDams
OnlyDams
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A website devoted to beavers
OnlyDams
OnlyDams
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Listen…
I too am an undercover informant working to dismantle the U.S.A.,
by infiltrating the cult of shit-posters on Bluesky
My opp name is Bait McMuff
Ssh don’t tell anyone .. want a cookie
I too am an undercover informant working to dismantle the U.S.A.,
by infiltrating the cult of shit-posters on Bluesky
My opp name is Bait McMuff
Ssh don’t tell anyone .. want a cookie
September 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Listen…
I too am an undercover informant working to dismantle the U.S.A.,
by infiltrating the cult of shit-posters on Bluesky
My opp name is Bait McMuff
Ssh don’t tell anyone .. want a cookie
I too am an undercover informant working to dismantle the U.S.A.,
by infiltrating the cult of shit-posters on Bluesky
My opp name is Bait McMuff
Ssh don’t tell anyone .. want a cookie
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{ my tombstone }
She made a grave error. Again.
She made a grave error. Again.
September 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
{ my tombstone }
She made a grave error. Again.
She made a grave error. Again.
Make her laugh.
Thats it, that’s the post.
Thats it, that’s the post.
September 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Make her laugh.
Thats it, that’s the post.
Thats it, that’s the post.
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My prayers mostly consist of me asking my brain to not think of any more funny skeets while I’m trying to sleep.
September 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My prayers mostly consist of me asking my brain to not think of any more funny skeets while I’m trying to sleep.
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Okay..
Go be whatever the fuck you want to be
But please please..let it be authentic
(bows in full costume then exits stage left) snagglepuss
Go be whatever the fuck you want to be
But please please..let it be authentic
(bows in full costume then exits stage left) snagglepuss
September 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Okay..
Go be whatever the fuck you want to be
But please please..let it be authentic
(bows in full costume then exits stage left) snagglepuss
Go be whatever the fuck you want to be
But please please..let it be authentic
(bows in full costume then exits stage left) snagglepuss
If we can’t be weird together.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
September 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If we can’t be weird together.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
Sorry for all the things I said while I was hungry.
September 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Sorry for all the things I said while I was hungry.