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Sassyteach24
@sassyteach24.bsky.social
Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her.

Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim
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The chaotic energy of starting a new social media account but also knowing you’re going to have a tough time giving up old Twitter format tweets.

That.
My school division’s main page’s URL starts with P-O-R and I’m just saying that’s a bold choice for a Catholic district.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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we go together like kink
and mental disorders
October 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I put my ring on my index finger
and now I’m bi.
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ok but we all agree that the
boot shaped McNugget is
the best McNugget right
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The papers in my laptop bag are nobody’s business, least of all mine.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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It’s my birthday I can use dark humor as a valid coping mechanism if I want to 🎶
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Can't sleep, thinking about inventing a Christmas tree star with an attachment that's actually shaped for the top of the tree, which is generally a single tall branch and not cone-shaped. Do these manufacturers even know what the top of a tree looks like?
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Murder She Wrote, which was impressive but also pretty terrifying bc she was a baby
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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I don’t care about verification but some validation would be nice as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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IT IS 3:30 A.M. AND I AM HERE TO ASK WHERE THE HELL ALL THE URINE IS COMING FROM IF I'VE GOTTEN UP TO PEE THREE TIMES BUT HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE SIP.
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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the world will burn your fingers while it frostbites your toes
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Maybe the real rabbit hole was the rabbits we met along the way
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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[after sex]
oh cuss, sorry I thought you were someone else
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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(encountering anyone) well this guy must be dealing with a lot
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Last time that i was told that i had to fulfill the prophecy i was all nah man
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I think the person who sends the Shein emails is in love with me.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I got 95% on my assignment!
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I worked hard all day
I did all the things
I wore my grown up clothes
AND I didn’t swear
(around the children)
where is my damn gold star
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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i secretly want someone who is six years older than me
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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When the kids are old enough that the “Santa’s watching” threat doesn’t work anymore
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a sign that says auto on it
Alt: A man yelling Fudge, only he didn’t yell Fudge. (Fuck. The word he yelled is FUCK)
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Who up almost choking to death on they acid reflux?
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM