Gravity Pike
@gravity-pike.bsky.social
I will not run, climb, or jump. I will not sit, kneel, or lie down.
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no take-backs, bitch
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
no take-backs, bitch
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This is the funniest opening line from someone witnessing a shooting that I've seen in forever. A perfect interview all around, honestly
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November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is the funniest opening line from someone witnessing a shooting that I've seen in forever. A perfect interview all around, honestly
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I'm watching The Room for the first time, and this movie fails a special version of the bechdel test where no two characters have a single conversation that doesn't revolve around Tommy Wiseau.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm watching The Room for the first time, and this movie fails a special version of the bechdel test where no two characters have a single conversation that doesn't revolve around Tommy Wiseau.
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ever think about how this league doesn't let girls play
October 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
ever think about how this league doesn't let girls play
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now that Goran Gligovic's bluesky suspension (no reason given) is over, i can once again repost my favorite LOtR illustration of all time
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
now that Goran Gligovic's bluesky suspension (no reason given) is over, i can once again repost my favorite LOtR illustration of all time
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nature is healing
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
nature is healing
You don't have to use AI & pretend to make music. Lots of other people have already made music. You can listen to theirs, there's probably something out there that you'll like.
I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You don't have to use AI & pretend to make music. Lots of other people have already made music. You can listen to theirs, there's probably something out there that you'll like.
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what's far funnier is how VA Dem Senate Pro Tem L. Louise Lucas keeps retweeting this with variations on 'FOUR'
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
what's far funnier is how VA Dem Senate Pro Tem L. Louise Lucas keeps retweeting this with variations on 'FOUR'
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I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
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Me for most of this: aww so sweet
Me at the end: fucking lmao
Me at the end: fucking lmao
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Me for most of this: aww so sweet
Me at the end: fucking lmao
Me at the end: fucking lmao
The Friday after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year in your average hospital. People see grandma for the first time in 11 months and realize that she's REALLY not doing well, and that they should do something about it... tomorrow.
yes people call the friday after thanksgiving Brown Friday.
yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.
yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.
holidays are hard enough as it is.
don't make them harder.
yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.
yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.
holidays are hard enough as it is.
don't make them harder.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The Friday after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year in your average hospital. People see grandma for the first time in 11 months and realize that she's REALLY not doing well, and that they should do something about it... tomorrow.
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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i have had an intense headache all day and I took painkillers and vitamins and drank water and tried to take a nap and none of them did anything but just now i ate a frozen pot pie and i started sweating a lot and then the headache went away
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i have had an intense headache all day and I took painkillers and vitamins and drank water and tried to take a nap and none of them did anything but just now i ate a frozen pot pie and i started sweating a lot and then the headache went away
Just saw Brick for the first time and god damn does Rian Johnson know how to cook.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Just saw Brick for the first time and god damn does Rian Johnson know how to cook.
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Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
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![If I became Prime Minister, I would get killed like Abe Shinzo [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wptdund6nuvdzug3bgccb2a6/bafkreicakicyutwrwal32dqym52h2oyu47ixy7dyx5ppkhqpjsmrso3vki@jpeg)
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Billboard got access to Suno’s investment pitch deck.
It revealed that Suno has spent $32 million on compute, and $2,000 on training data.
Let that sink in.
www.billboard.com/pro/suno-cre...
It revealed that Suno has spent $32 million on compute, and $2,000 on training data.
Let that sink in.
www.billboard.com/pro/suno-cre...
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Billboard got access to Suno’s investment pitch deck.
It revealed that Suno has spent $32 million on compute, and $2,000 on training data.
Let that sink in.
www.billboard.com/pro/suno-cre...
It revealed that Suno has spent $32 million on compute, and $2,000 on training data.
Let that sink in.
www.billboard.com/pro/suno-cre...
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Dang, I suddenly find myself in the market for a new ebike.
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Dang, I suddenly find myself in the market for a new ebike.
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there is something extremely funny to me about the democrats retaking control of the house by forfeit
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
there is something extremely funny to me about the democrats retaking control of the house by forfeit
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss, Charlie Brown?
“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?”
“The life of a repo man is always intense, Charlie Brown”
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss, Charlie Brown?