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Watcher of sports, eater of sandwiches. Born in Hartford CT...everybody's gotta be from somewhere.
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JAMES LIPTON: As you know we do a survey inspired by the great Bernard Pivot. What is your favorite word?
JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown.
LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine?
MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black)
LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word?
NINE (rasping like batman): meat
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I don’t think we as a society have thanked @papapishu.bsky.social for obtaining, ripping, and uploading a master copy of the essential Ricky Jay And His 52 Assistants, Jay’s 1997 HBO special and the best distillation of his one of a kind talent archive.org/details/rick...
Ricky Jay & His 52 Assistants [1996] - RF Rip : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
NOTE: DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE COMPRESSED MP4 THAT ARCHIVE.ORG AUTO-GENERATES. This is an RF rip of Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, to date the greatest card...
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December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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the average male today does not have a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros, or a Leon Spinks, let alone the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever
Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
December 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The Chicago Bears should have requested a new Pope years ago.
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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The sad reality is we may never see another Grantland in the media world ever again.

awfulannouncing.com/online-outle...
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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The Liberty Bell is actually, famously, breakable
The Liberty Bell. 🔔 

A symbol that unites us all. Resilient and Unbreakable. 

This is the 2025-26 City Edition.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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@pftompkins.bsky.social this MFer's brain meats are tingling
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy

My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?
Penn State's attention at quarterback now turns to Ethan Grunkemeyer, the redshirt freshman from the Columbus suburbs. he's been limited to a couple cameos during his time with the Nittany Lions. that should change under the lights at Iowa
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Penn State expresses confidence in Ethan Grunkemeyer after Drew Allar injury: ‘We got 100% belief in him’
Penn State is poised to turn to redshirt freshman Ethan Grunkemeyer in the aftermath of starting quarterback Drew Allar's season-ending injury in Saturday's loss to Northwestern.
247sports.com
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Love this guy’s work on Law and Order
FROM SHAMS:

NHL Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon has agreed to buy the Portland Trail Blazers from the estate of Paul G. Allen for a valuation of over $4 billion, sources tell ESPN.
August 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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saw an unhinged bumper sticker tonight in CT
August 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Landed in Chicago 45 minutes ago and the man next to me on the Blue Line just ended his phone call with “ya, I gotta get home to give Butkus a steak” which is in the top 5 percent of Chicago sentences you can hear
July 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
June 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Mass-Produced American Yellow Beer #Ranked

Coors Banquet in the stubby Bottles



Miller High Life in the clear glass bottles



Bud Longnecks
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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buddy I haven't seen Haliburton fuck up the south like this since the Deepwater Horizon
June 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Because of the announcement that Grizzly Bear is gonna tour again, I've been listening to a ton of them lately and this is by no means specific to them, btw...

I love when you listened to a band a ton at one point or another in your life and then take a big long break before returning to them.
June 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I believe this means the sun will set over the entirety of the British Empire tonight for the first time in several hundred years. Chagos is the dot below India on this map. Sunset in the Pitcairns (dot in the Pacific) will happen ~40 minutes before sunrise in Akrotiri and Dhekelia (dot on Cyprus).
May 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM