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Bluesky Chop

@chopaganda.bsky.social

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This isn’t who it would be if it wasn’t who it is. You gotta go down if you want to get up. This is the Bluesky Edition of Chop. The OG Chop is still here - https://bsky.app/profile/chopaganda.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 7h

As a white, I’m not sure I can vote for someone black.

As a straight, I’m worried about voting for a gay.

As a Christian, I’m concerned about voting for a Jew.

None of this would be openly tolerated.

Yet we entertain “Jew worries about voting for Muslim” like it’s anything but blatant bigotry.

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 8h

I was hit up by a family member who had no idea I moved out of NYC 8 years ago. He needed to make sure I knew about Zohran’s planned purge of Jews.

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 8h

“As a Jewish person, I have concerns about Zohran” is transparent Islamophobia that’s no different from white people who worried about their safety & security when Obama ran for President.

The only difference is this bigotry is playing out in broad daylight instead of behind closed doors.

‘Merica

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 10h

Same. And they haven’t changed one bit since I was a little kid.

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 10h

Holy shit!

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 11h

Wait. What is this you speak of!?!?!

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 11h

My mom always gives a box of these for birthdays, Chrismukkah, and Eastover. Allie calls them “Jewish rings of joy.”

I swear if you put them in the freezer they are more addictive than heroin.

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 13h

It’s 10/27/91 Day!

This was the first show after Bill Graham’s death. The S2 pre-drums segment is one of my all-time favorite segments that doesn’t involve a Playin, Dark Star, Help>Slip>Frank, or Scarlet Fire.

Carlos Santana and Gary Duncan sat in on Iko>Mona, and it’s so worth your time. #GD

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 14h

It’s very tough to get work done today. All I want to do is write diss tracks about my coworkers.

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 17h

He loves how you sing gizzard.

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 17h

Your innie, an Eggy fan, is super excited Eggy wrote a musical for Halloween. They just hope the fans will be respectful.

Your outtie, a Dogs fan, heard Eggy wrote a musical about a horse statue for Halloween and decided to stay home with bottle of whiskey listening to Master of Reality on 8-Track.

Dus🌵in @bigoliveman.bsky.social · 17h

i'm sorry, your skeet must be in the form of a "innie vs outie, Eggy vs Dogs" bit

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 17h

Eggy writing a musical about Blucifer (the haunted blue horse statue outside Denver airport) for Halloween will either be absolutely awesome or one of the all-time cringiest hamband special-event shows ever.

There will be no middle ground.

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 18h

Thanks, Josh. See you in Providence?

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 18h

Reposting this during the weekday morning rush for posterity.

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 3d

DB fans have mellowed a lot on their hate of a certain other band since Brownie’s stamp of approval and the Foie Gras shows, but I can’t help but wonder if karma is working extra hard right now.

a cartoon duck is wearing a hat and sunglasses .

ALT: a cartoon duck is wearing a hat and sunglasses .

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 18h

Wtf

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 18h

The Biscuits drummer fiasco is just another distraction from the Epstein files.

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 19h

Weirdo? More like hero.

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing a chef 's hat says time to make the donuts

ALT: a man wearing a chef 's hat says time to make the donuts

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday to you!

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 1d

When in Jersey…. bsky.app/profile/chop...

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 1d

For any curious hot dog aficionados:

Best taste by far but a distant #3 in texture = Black Bear All-Beef Natural Casing. Black Bear is a ShopRite house brand made by Dietz & Watson

Best snappy texture but #2 in flavor = Sabrett Natural Casing

Nathan’s Natural Casing were #2 texture, #3 flavor

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 2d

Stocking up on essentials before the flight back to Colorado. cc @phastenough.bsky.social

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 1d

This is sadder than that commercial with Sarah McLaughlin singing and the sad dogs.

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks, Zach. Hope all is well in the land of Prince and the best accents in the Midwest.

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Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, Hammer of Justice!

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 1d

Gracias

Bluesky Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks, Mark! Had 3 varieties of natural casing dogs smuggled by plane out of Jersey. Go Gunners!

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