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I’m living in a romcom except the romance is dead and it’s not funny.
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I’m living in a romcom except the romance is dead and it’s not funny.
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I've fucked around so much and still haven't found out shit
January 23, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I've fucked around so much and still haven't found out shit
Ruin a first date:
“ My Mommy said I can’t use her credit card, so tonight’s on you.”
“ My Mommy said I can’t use her credit card, so tonight’s on you.”
Ruin a first date:
“…and that’s when I turned to Jesus”
“…and that’s when I turned to Jesus”
Ruin a first date:
Can you stop at Walgreens so I can get some Imodium AD and Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
Can you stop at Walgreens so I can get some Imodium AD and Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Ruin a first date:
“ My Mommy said I can’t use her credit card, so tonight’s on you.”
“ My Mommy said I can’t use her credit card, so tonight’s on you.”
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Ruin a first date:
*brings U-Haul*
*brings U-Haul*
Ruin a first date
[shows up]
[shows up]
Ruin a first date:
my specialty is blow jobs with lots of teeth
my specialty is blow jobs with lots of teeth
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Ruin a first date:
*brings U-Haul*
*brings U-Haul*
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Ruin a first date:
it’s with me
it’s with me
Ruin a first date:
When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
January 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Ruin a first date:
it’s with me
it’s with me
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I just found a crunchy cheeto in my bra, so don't try to tell me about good luck.
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I just found a crunchy cheeto in my bra, so don't try to tell me about good luck.
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Today’s forecast:
It’s way too fucking cold out.
It’s way too fucking cold out.
January 23, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Today’s forecast:
It’s way too fucking cold out.
It’s way too fucking cold out.
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Hey dumdums, cold weather does not negate climate change.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
LAKE SUPERIOR, GREATEST LAKE OF ALL-TIME.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
LAKE SUPERIOR, GREATEST LAKE OF ALL-TIME.
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Hey dumdums, cold weather does not negate climate change.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
LAKE SUPERIOR, GREATEST LAKE OF ALL-TIME.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
LAKE SUPERIOR, GREATEST LAKE OF ALL-TIME.
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as most of the country hunkers down before the pending storm pls know that everyone is still mad at you
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
as most of the country hunkers down before the pending storm pls know that everyone is still mad at you
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Has the kink community ever gotten over not snatching up the GoDaddy domain name?
January 22, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Has the kink community ever gotten over not snatching up the GoDaddy domain name?
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if you're new here I'll give you a few minutes to look over and familiarize yourselves with the material and then we can jump right in to what my deal is
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 AM
if you're new here I'll give you a few minutes to look over and familiarize yourselves with the material and then we can jump right in to what my deal is
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i need someone to put a giant tire swing in my enclosure
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
i need someone to put a giant tire swing in my enclosure
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Don't make me disappoint you..
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Don't make me disappoint you..
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Beards are the chairs of the face
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Beards are the chairs of the face
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I don’t hold a grudge, I just remember when you fucked me over and will punish you forever for it.
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I don’t hold a grudge, I just remember when you fucked me over and will punish you forever for it.
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Everyone calm down, my burrito is here
January 23, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Everyone calm down, my burrito is here
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Wtf with the X screenshots. Its not like we don't know whats going on.
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Wtf with the X screenshots. Its not like we don't know whats going on.
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But, I dont want to play the sane one today.
January 22, 2026 at 10:05 PM
But, I dont want to play the sane one today.
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I was instantly taken with her.
She said I was handy, and spoke a minimal amount of nonsense for a man.
She said I was handy, and spoke a minimal amount of nonsense for a man.
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I was instantly taken with her.
She said I was handy, and spoke a minimal amount of nonsense for a man.
She said I was handy, and spoke a minimal amount of nonsense for a man.
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Is there a way to obtain wisdom that isn’t through immeasurable suffering? Asking for a friend
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Is there a way to obtain wisdom that isn’t through immeasurable suffering? Asking for a friend
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HE DID AN F WORD!!!
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
HE DID AN F WORD!!!
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Ok, Bye... if that's even you're name
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Ok, Bye... if that's even you're name
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love you keep it to yourself
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
love you keep it to yourself
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Can you ‘go live’ if you’re dead inside.
January 19, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Can you ‘go live’ if you’re dead inside.
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wandering the halls of my mind picking up loose change
January 19, 2026 at 1:23 PM
wandering the halls of my mind picking up loose change