Fire Breathing Unicorn
@firebunicorn.bsky.social
Fire sprite ❤️🔥 🏹 She/her. Weirdo. Witch. Loves dogs, rocks, hiking, good humans and good conversations. 🏳️🌈
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National Guard soldiers didn't sign up to be deployed as local police indefinitely as part of someone else's political stunt.
They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.
They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
National Guard soldiers didn't sign up to be deployed as local police indefinitely as part of someone else's political stunt.
They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.
They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.
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yes reasonable and fair to wait until we have more information to talk about any motive. no not necessary to wait until we have more information to blame the president and the governors who illegally put national guard where they didn't belong to harass and terrorize their political enemies for show
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
yes reasonable and fair to wait until we have more information to talk about any motive. no not necessary to wait until we have more information to blame the president and the governors who illegally put national guard where they didn't belong to harass and terrorize their political enemies for show
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BREAKING: With a contempt inquiry looming, DOJ has now named DHS Secretary Kristi Noem as the Trump official who approved transferring hundreds of people to a notorious Salvadoran megaprison, despite a federal judge’s order forbidding the removals.
DOJ Says Noem Made Final Decision on El Salvador Removals in Breach of Court Order
Read more here.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
BREAKING: With a contempt inquiry looming, DOJ has now named DHS Secretary Kristi Noem as the Trump official who approved transferring hundreds of people to a notorious Salvadoran megaprison, despite a federal judge’s order forbidding the removals.
Years ago I was visiting friends in Ashland, OR. We went to the (amazing) city garden where our friend from rural Appalachia was busking. As we walked toward the sound of her music, we passed a group of cosplay-hippie-trust-fund-drop-outs demanding money from passers-by.
It was a stark contrast.
It was a stark contrast.
Honestly you're not a real Marxist and are just an unserious Puritan if you think that it's revolutionary to ask people to work for you for free in a system where that "for free" doesn't come with a UBI or free food, housing, and healthcare for the worker
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Years ago I was visiting friends in Ashland, OR. We went to the (amazing) city garden where our friend from rural Appalachia was busking. As we walked toward the sound of her music, we passed a group of cosplay-hippie-trust-fund-drop-outs demanding money from passers-by.
It was a stark contrast.
It was a stark contrast.
Morning report: minimal branch loss. The big arm is now touching the ground.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Morning report: minimal branch loss. The big arm is now touching the ground.
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I’ll have what she’s having
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’ll have what she’s having
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you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
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Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
Hoping our pine remains resilient 🥺 Trying to remember this happens at least once a winter - just not usually with the first snow!
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hoping our pine remains resilient 🥺 Trying to remember this happens at least once a winter - just not usually with the first snow!
Oldest was also admitted to St. Ben's and Gustavus Adolphus.
Still going to Morris, but it is always nice to be asked to the party.
Still going to Morris, but it is always nice to be asked to the party.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oldest was also admitted to St. Ben's and Gustavus Adolphus.
Still going to Morris, but it is always nice to be asked to the party.
Still going to Morris, but it is always nice to be asked to the party.
The horrifying thing is the whooping cough (pertussis) vaccine is included in the DTaP shot.
The T? That's for tetanus.
Tetanus is horrifying.
www.hhs.gov/immunization...
The T? That's for tetanus.
Tetanus is horrifying.
www.hhs.gov/immunization...
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The horrifying thing is the whooping cough (pertussis) vaccine is included in the DTaP shot.
The T? That's for tetanus.
Tetanus is horrifying.
www.hhs.gov/immunization...
The T? That's for tetanus.
Tetanus is horrifying.
www.hhs.gov/immunization...
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Why just federal officials? Each individual should have sovereignty over their digital resemblance.
And yes, I say this as a cartoonist, but even a child should tell the difference between an AI deepfake and artistic satire.
And yes, I say this as a cartoonist, but even a child should tell the difference between an AI deepfake and artistic satire.
Two lawmakers are looking to crack down on fraudsters' increasing use of artificial intelligence in a bipartisan proposal that seeks to expand penalties for AI scams and criminalize impersonating federal officials using AI.
Proposed AI fraud bill seeks to criminalize deepfakes of federal officials
The bipartisan legislation would expand penalties and definitions for fraud to account for the new role of artificial intelligence.
nbcnews.to
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why just federal officials? Each individual should have sovereignty over their digital resemblance.
And yes, I say this as a cartoonist, but even a child should tell the difference between an AI deepfake and artistic satire.
And yes, I say this as a cartoonist, but even a child should tell the difference between an AI deepfake and artistic satire.
Best gauge of the size of these flakes ❄️
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Best gauge of the size of these flakes ❄️
Knowing the politics of 🙄"disclosure"🙄 - I find the reported political divide to be wildly "WTF?"
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Knowing the politics of 🙄"disclosure"🙄 - I find the reported political divide to be wildly "WTF?"
I saw folks on here talking about what the crappy Soup CEO said, and some took that as their opportunity to admonish poor people for not making soup from scratch.
Tell me you're not a poverty-level parent without, etc....
We did use our SNAP to make soup from scratch. Because: free wife labor.
Tell me you're not a poverty-level parent without, etc....
We did use our SNAP to make soup from scratch. Because: free wife labor.
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I saw folks on here talking about what the crappy Soup CEO said, and some took that as their opportunity to admonish poor people for not making soup from scratch.
Tell me you're not a poverty-level parent without, etc....
We did use our SNAP to make soup from scratch. Because: free wife labor.
Tell me you're not a poverty-level parent without, etc....
We did use our SNAP to make soup from scratch. Because: free wife labor.
If this rain is any indication, once it turns to snow, boy howdy will it be heavy! 😬
I have a billion candles and we brought firewood inside, and we know how to turn the water off if needed.
I have a billion candles and we brought firewood inside, and we know how to turn the water off if needed.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If this rain is any indication, once it turns to snow, boy howdy will it be heavy! 😬
I have a billion candles and we brought firewood inside, and we know how to turn the water off if needed.
I have a billion candles and we brought firewood inside, and we know how to turn the water off if needed.
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"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
Been binging Call the Midwife with my oldest, and Dr. Turner is driving the same model (two years newer) Volvo that was my first car 🥰 Amazon 122 S wagon
His is a 1968, mine was a 1966 (pic from 2008).
Heard that it has been sold to someone that fully refurbished it, which makes my heart happy!
His is a 1968, mine was a 1966 (pic from 2008).
Heard that it has been sold to someone that fully refurbished it, which makes my heart happy!
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Been binging Call the Midwife with my oldest, and Dr. Turner is driving the same model (two years newer) Volvo that was my first car 🥰 Amazon 122 S wagon
His is a 1968, mine was a 1966 (pic from 2008).
Heard that it has been sold to someone that fully refurbished it, which makes my heart happy!
His is a 1968, mine was a 1966 (pic from 2008).
Heard that it has been sold to someone that fully refurbished it, which makes my heart happy!
We made Thanksgiving Pizza with our leftovers one year, and it was actually amazing.
Gravy for sauce, then shredded turkey, spots of mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, and diced cranberry jelly, with mozzarella. Sprinkled fried onion on at the end.
Gravy for sauce, then shredded turkey, spots of mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, and diced cranberry jelly, with mozzarella. Sprinkled fried onion on at the end.
Hot take: since Thanksgiving food is *all* food that is far better as leftovers you mcguyver get into strange sandwiches at 3am the next day, that is what Thanksgiving should be.
All the food made the day before, everyone gathers in the kitchen in their pajamas at 3am to go goblin mode on leftovers
All the food made the day before, everyone gathers in the kitchen in their pajamas at 3am to go goblin mode on leftovers
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
We made Thanksgiving Pizza with our leftovers one year, and it was actually amazing.
Gravy for sauce, then shredded turkey, spots of mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, and diced cranberry jelly, with mozzarella. Sprinkled fried onion on at the end.
Gravy for sauce, then shredded turkey, spots of mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, and diced cranberry jelly, with mozzarella. Sprinkled fried onion on at the end.
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Trump never had a fan base.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Trump never had a fan base.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
I feel like we need to brag about this more.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I feel like we need to brag about this more.
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Since Sagittarians can be hard to pin down, we thought you’d want to know that the zodiacal constellation of Sagittarius can be found in the southern sky between Capricornus and Scorpius, at about 19 hours right ascension and 25° south declination.
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Since Sagittarians can be hard to pin down, we thought you’d want to know that the zodiacal constellation of Sagittarius can be found in the southern sky between Capricornus and Scorpius, at about 19 hours right ascension and 25° south declination.
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I REALLY enjoyed this chat! we talked ideas of witness/author credibility, pacific rim culture from Fresno to radical left stoner colleges, & my gnome/woman in black encounter
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During the Time Wars, and also in April sort of, Stephanie Quick (@lunarose.bsky.social) and I talked about a gnome, NDEs, and pretty much everything ever at all. It was a blast. Check it out! Also... 1/3
youtu.be/_ZACgplXhTM?...
youtu.be/_ZACgplXhTM?...
Stephanie Quick, Esoteric Memoirist & Synchronicity Artist
YouTube video by Ufo Sunset
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November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I REALLY enjoyed this chat! we talked ideas of witness/author credibility, pacific rim culture from Fresno to radical left stoner colleges, & my gnome/woman in black encounter
@apstrange.bsky.social
@snowintheair.bsky.social
@ongs-hat.com
@firebunicorn.bsky.social
@leahprime.bsky.social
@apstrange.bsky.social
@snowintheair.bsky.social
@ongs-hat.com
@firebunicorn.bsky.social
@leahprime.bsky.social
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I could do something sensible and productive with the dark season. Or, I could spend my time skiing into the darkness with too much equipment and turning out the most ridiculously self-indulgent arctic wildlife/aurora borealis double exposures 😁
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I could do something sensible and productive with the dark season. Or, I could spend my time skiing into the darkness with too much equipment and turning out the most ridiculously self-indulgent arctic wildlife/aurora borealis double exposures 😁