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Fire Breathing Unicorn
@firebunicorn.bsky.social
Fire sprite ❤️‍🔥 🏹 She/her. Weirdo. Witch. Loves dogs, rocks, hiking, good humans and good conversations. 🏳️‍🌈
Morning report: minimal branch loss. The big arm is now touching the ground.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hoping our pine remains resilient 🥺 Trying to remember this happens at least once a winter - just not usually with the first snow!
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The horrifying thing is the whooping cough (pertussis) vaccine is included in the DTaP shot.

The T? That's for tetanus.

Tetanus is horrifying.

www.hhs.gov/immunization...
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Best gauge of the size of these flakes ❄️
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Been binging Call the Midwife with my oldest, and Dr. Turner is driving the same model (two years newer) Volvo that was my first car 🥰 Amazon 122 S wagon

His is a 1968, mine was a 1966 (pic from 2008).

Heard that it has been sold to someone that fully refurbished it, which makes my heart happy!
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It was during the pandemic, so of course I have photos of it 😅
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Today I made the AI scream
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Also, this wino in the orange has who looks like his father did amazing physical comedy (and sing the baseline from the Skid Row number).
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This gut-wrenching murder of a young woman AT WORK is the outcome of platforming hate.

This week's @nytimes.com opinion piece claiming that women are ruining the workplace is platforming that same hate.

Just because your platform didn't swing the hammer doesn't mean blood isn't on your hands.
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
LOL - had no idea this would work 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Okay but this one is my favorite 🥹
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I LOVE THIS CRAZY SOLAR SYSTEM
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This is deadly serious
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Drop something BLACK 🕷️🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🖤

(Bonus 🦈)
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
There is so much happening here 🙃

Tech Bros 🤝 Evangelicals
Lack of Humanities education
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The next hot thing in protest wear
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Do you like tales of synchronicity?

I am thrilled to make my zine debut in the Samhain edition(#33) of The Inflated Graveworm ❤️‍🔥

www.patreon.com/posts/142501...
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The lightly tinged clouds, that thin band of gold at the horizon... Autumn sunsets ❤️‍🔥
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oh, Bethel! 🤦‍♀️

We weren't interested anyway, but this mailing to parents is... Yikes!
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I saved this meme back in 2009. Two-thousand-and-nine.
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Got this handwritten note with a vinyl album I just ordered from a reseller.

Fuck our medical system.
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Your post made me so a double-take 😄 My daughter made this guy last year - pattern was from a cool flipbook of mix and match critter parts. Bonus: he glows in the dark
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM