Eugreenbean casserole
@eugreenia.bsky.social
Librarian. Reader. One dog, two cats, no motivation
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
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The cat is trying to crawl into my pajama pants
I am currently wearing said pants
I am currently wearing said pants
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The cat is trying to crawl into my pajama pants
I am currently wearing said pants
I am currently wearing said pants
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
A movie that takes place where you’re from
(TV show but lots of it was filmed one township over from where I grew up)
(TV show but lots of it was filmed one township over from where I grew up)
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
(TV show but lots of it was filmed one township over from where I grew up)
(TV show but lots of it was filmed one township over from where I grew up)
A review using “unputdownable” makes me never want to pick up the book
I feel that way when I see a book review that claims it is "unputdownable"
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A review using “unputdownable” makes me never want to pick up the book
Once I ran to you, now I run from you Charlie Brown
Show me show me show me how you do that trick, Charlie Brown!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me, Charlie Brown!
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Once I ran to you, now I run from you Charlie Brown
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Friendly reminder that the weekend before Thanksgiving is officially the beginning of holiday stress season which means it’s alllll mashed potatoes and anxiety meds from here on out baby so lock in
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Friendly reminder that the weekend before Thanksgiving is officially the beginning of holiday stress season which means it’s alllll mashed potatoes and anxiety meds from here on out baby so lock in
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Are you really a cat person if you haven't said "I'm at my wit's end with these cats, man"
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Are you really a cat person if you haven't said "I'm at my wit's end with these cats, man"
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chatgpt, plot a murder against me in which you will be held legally responsible thanks
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
chatgpt, plot a murder against me in which you will be held legally responsible thanks
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i don’t want to do things. i only want to gaze upon the rectangle
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i don’t want to do things. i only want to gaze upon the rectangle
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I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone.
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries IMLS
librarytechnology.org/pr/31973
librarytechnology.org/pr/31973
Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries
Press Release: Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries. The U.S. District Court for the District of Rhode Island struck down the Trump Adm...
librarytechnology.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone.
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Recovered memory: volunteering with a teen program at Planned Parenthood. The kids had to race between different stations and learn safer sex techniques. I was in the parking lot, helping them learn about female condoms
You’re the unexpected sticky on a doorknob
You’re the toothpaste just after the orange juice.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Recovered memory: volunteering with a teen program at Planned Parenthood. The kids had to race between different stations and learn safer sex techniques. I was in the parking lot, helping them learn about female condoms
You’re the unexpected sticky on a doorknob
You’re the toothpaste just after the orange juice.
You are the milk skin on a reheated cup of coffee
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You’re the unexpected sticky on a doorknob
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The water they share seems to go nowhere. It's lost its fight, it'll toss and turn, can't seep at night. Once it ran from you. Now it clings near you. This caged fluid they've given, it'll give all that a cell can give you. Take my drink and that's not nearly all. Oh, caged water.
The Art of Science: Soft Cell in Space
www.maths.ox.ac.uk/node/74308
#science
#space
#softcell
#fluiddynamics
www.maths.ox.ac.uk/node/74308
#science
#space
#softcell
#fluiddynamics
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The water they share seems to go nowhere. It's lost its fight, it'll toss and turn, can't seep at night. Once it ran from you. Now it clings near you. This caged fluid they've given, it'll give all that a cell can give you. Take my drink and that's not nearly all. Oh, caged water.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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December 16, 2023 at 1:34 PM
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During a sleepover at the Franklin Institute in Philly. I believe I was sleeping next to a model wooden ship display when 🤮
My sister barfed at Disney World on NYE (as a sober third grader). On my FOOT
My sister barfed at Disney World on NYE (as a sober third grader). On my FOOT
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
During a sleepover at the Franklin Institute in Philly. I believe I was sleeping next to a model wooden ship display when 🤮
My sister barfed at Disney World on NYE (as a sober third grader). On my FOOT
My sister barfed at Disney World on NYE (as a sober third grader). On my FOOT
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We can use card catalogs and online dbs. Xers are versatile.
Wizened Millennials sneering at Gen Alpha: I told you the old ways are best
(Gen X, petting its moldering set of the 1983 World Book Encyclopedia: Soon. Soon.)
(Gen X, petting its moldering set of the 1983 World Book Encyclopedia: Soon. Soon.)
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We can use card catalogs and online dbs. Xers are versatile.
Another casual Friday at work, another heartbroken puppy when jeans do not equal walkies
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Another casual Friday at work, another heartbroken puppy when jeans do not equal walkies
Betty/Geist is so close to 1K. She’s funny, you should follow her if you don’t already
(🎶 I could do a lot of things, but I don’t)
(🎶 I could do a lot of things, but I don’t)
y'all. holy shit. i just realized i'm only 50 followers away from 1K.
that happened fast.
i love y'all so fucking much. thank you for still loving me after my meltdown and shit.
that happened fast.
i love y'all so fucking much. thank you for still loving me after my meltdown and shit.
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Betty/Geist is so close to 1K. She’s funny, you should follow her if you don’t already
(🎶 I could do a lot of things, but I don’t)
(🎶 I could do a lot of things, but I don’t)
*First day as a drug dealer:*
“You’ll be receiving a survey. If you could rate me 5 stars, I’d really appreciate it”
“You’ll be receiving a survey. If you could rate me 5 stars, I’d really appreciate it”
*First day as a drug dealer*:
How many vacation days do I get?
How many vacation days do I get?
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
*First day as a drug dealer:*
“You’ll be receiving a survey. If you could rate me 5 stars, I’d really appreciate it”
“You’ll be receiving a survey. If you could rate me 5 stars, I’d really appreciate it”