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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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Legend of the Mole-Man
July 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Legend of the Mole-Man
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When someone comes over to chat while I'm eating
May 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When someone comes over to chat while I'm eating
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DO YOU HAVE MORE THAN TWO TOYS
April 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
DO YOU HAVE MORE THAN TWO TOYS
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never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash"
April 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash"
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Happy Perfect Date Day to all who celebrate
April 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy Perfect Date Day to all who celebrate
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¿TRES leches?
¿En esta economía?
¿En esta economía?
April 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
¿TRES leches?
¿En esta economía?
¿En esta economía?
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Think of Trump's tariffs as a COVID lockdown, but for goods rather than people.
Trump's tariffs are the new COVID shutdown | Opinion
Our standard of living will fall unless Republicans stop President Trump's tariff madness.
www.indystar.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Think of Trump's tariffs as a COVID lockdown, but for goods rather than people.
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75 countries? In the middle of a tariff war? All wanting to speak to the president to kiss his ass? May I see it?
WH: No.
WH: No.
New on @MSNBC: The White House will not release the list of 75 countries that have reached out on trade deals, despite requests from NBC News.
April 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
75 countries? In the middle of a tariff war? All wanting to speak to the president to kiss his ass? May I see it?
WH: No.
WH: No.
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I'm a work, but not in progress.
April 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm a work, but not in progress.
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What are Andor developments you are looking forward to?
Watch for citizens of the Empire turn to PalpaCoin speculation after their life savings are erased by the Empire's bizarre trade policies.
Watch for citizens of the Empire turn to PalpaCoin speculation after their life savings are erased by the Empire's bizarre trade policies.
April 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
What are Andor developments you are looking forward to?
Watch for citizens of the Empire turn to PalpaCoin speculation after their life savings are erased by the Empire's bizarre trade policies.
Watch for citizens of the Empire turn to PalpaCoin speculation after their life savings are erased by the Empire's bizarre trade policies.
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Try not. Live mas, or nada live mas. There is no try.
February 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Try not. Live mas, or nada live mas. There is no try.
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All Carvel corporate employees must return to the office at least 3 days a week
October 2, 2024 at 10:23 PM
All Carvel corporate employees must return to the office at least 3 days a week
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People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
April 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
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there are essentially two choices in life. i prefer the former.
April 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
there are essentially two choices in life. i prefer the former.
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Me, a highly paid executive in Q3 2024, viewing the current economic measures and projections knowing that Kamala will, more or less, broadly maintain the business environment and international order the next 4 years:
a cartoon character says " or you could trade it all in "
ALT: a cartoon character says " or you could trade it all in "
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me, a highly paid executive in Q3 2024, viewing the current economic measures and projections knowing that Kamala will, more or less, broadly maintain the business environment and international order the next 4 years:
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Me in the national security group chat.
March 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Me in the national security group chat.
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People are assholes. Don’t be people
March 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
People are assholes. Don’t be people
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Lady Gaga looks like she's about to tell her men to decloak and fire on the USS Enterprise
March 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Lady Gaga looks like she's about to tell her men to decloak and fire on the USS Enterprise
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Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.
March 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.
Not sure how young, gay me missed how hot Mandy Patinkin was in Yentl.
March 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Not sure how young, gay me missed how hot Mandy Patinkin was in Yentl.
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Boss: It seems like you don't want to work here anymore
Me: Fair but in my defense I never wanted to work here
Me: Fair but in my defense I never wanted to work here
December 31, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Boss: It seems like you don't want to work here anymore
Me: Fair but in my defense I never wanted to work here
Me: Fair but in my defense I never wanted to work here