Mark (Melinoëpilled)
@markw.bsky.social
Boys in the Band Ordered Boat Drinks
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Mark (Melinoëpilled)
@markw.bsky.social
· Nov 20
It's so important that you know above all else that I am simply hanging out
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Salesforce Rising: Seas of Commerce
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Salesforce Rising: Seas of Commerce
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
- 1 HP
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
Basically when you think about it the top of a Christmas tree is its Nipple
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Basically when you think about it the top of a Christmas tree is its Nipple
That's certainly one way of saying it
The Defense Department under Pete Hegseth has been co-opted into President Trump's norm-shattering bid to exploit what are supposed to be the nonpartisan tools of government to crush political foes.
Hegseth conscripts the Pentagon for Trump’s ‘retribution campaign’
In threatening to deploy the military justice system against Democrats, Hegseth has joined Trump’s norm-shattering bid to punish political foes.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That's certainly one way of saying it
I'm God's Own Drunk. And I'm farting
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I'm God's Own Drunk. And I'm farting
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everybody hates fat people til it’s thanksgiving. i had to eat a cyclist’s mac and cheese yesterday and it tasted like a peat bog
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
everybody hates fat people til it’s thanksgiving. i had to eat a cyclist’s mac and cheese yesterday and it tasted like a peat bog
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
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Hey come through, me and the boys are gonna boost our KPIs later
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Hey come through, me and the boys are gonna boost our KPIs later
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
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KoЯn Yoda
One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
KoЯn Yoda
Halfway through a weird double feature, "It Was Just a Speed Racer"
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Halfway through a weird double feature, "It Was Just a Speed Racer"
I can't believe it took me this long to find debut Yazoo album "Upstairs At Eric's" (1981)
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I can't believe it took me this long to find debut Yazoo album "Upstairs At Eric's" (1981)
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money has 1000 different ways to name it. water only has one. we need to change this
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
money has 1000 different ways to name it. water only has one. we need to change this
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My duke told me English monarchs keep killing his clergy leaders so I asked how many clergymen he has and he said he just goes to the church and gets a new archbishop afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding clergymen to monarchs and then the king's inbred child bride started crying.
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My duke told me English monarchs keep killing his clergy leaders so I asked how many clergymen he has and he said he just goes to the church and gets a new archbishop afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding clergymen to monarchs and then the king's inbred child bride started crying.
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The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
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I can’t be the only one who thinks that if the “Navi” from James Cameron’s avatar series of films played basketball, they would not say “ball is life” like the classic slogan, but would rather say “ball is leaf“ due to their nature loving ways
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I can’t be the only one who thinks that if the “Navi” from James Cameron’s avatar series of films played basketball, they would not say “ball is life” like the classic slogan, but would rather say “ball is leaf“ due to their nature loving ways
No Country For Old Buffet
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
No Country For Old Buffet
Chatbot for cats called Curiosity
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Chatbot for cats called Curiosity
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she was the kind of gal who had you scanning a qr code - woke private eye
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
she was the kind of gal who had you scanning a qr code - woke private eye
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Wife: Please listen.. I am tired… The chores are piling up
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Wife: Please listen.. I am tired… The chores are piling up
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
Are You In The Baby Zone?
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Are You In The Baby Zone?
It's so "Planets" to "Apes" you!
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It's so "Planets" to "Apes" you!