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@crestwood.bsky.social
Butlerian Jihad enthusiast
Interim King of BlueSky Meathead Mountain™️
Interim King of BlueSky Meathead Mountain™️
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Well. Tis the season for a beer tree.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Well. Tis the season for a beer tree.
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US national security strategy.
Something sure is unrecognisable here, but it’s not Europe.
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
Something sure is unrecognisable here, but it’s not Europe.
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
US national security strategy.
Something sure is unrecognisable here, but it’s not Europe.
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
Something sure is unrecognisable here, but it’s not Europe.
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
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In the year of our Lord 2025, it is known lore that there are only 2 valid responses to an Isaac Chotiner interview request.
Option 1 - I plead the Fifth!
Option 2 - FUCK NO!
Isaac Chotiner: can I interview you about what you had for lunch?
3yr old toddler: FUCK NO!!!
This is known!
Option 1 - I plead the Fifth!
Option 2 - FUCK NO!
Isaac Chotiner: can I interview you about what you had for lunch?
3yr old toddler: FUCK NO!!!
This is known!
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
In the year of our Lord 2025, it is known lore that there are only 2 valid responses to an Isaac Chotiner interview request.
Option 1 - I plead the Fifth!
Option 2 - FUCK NO!
Isaac Chotiner: can I interview you about what you had for lunch?
3yr old toddler: FUCK NO!!!
This is known!
Option 1 - I plead the Fifth!
Option 2 - FUCK NO!
Isaac Chotiner: can I interview you about what you had for lunch?
3yr old toddler: FUCK NO!!!
This is known!
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Almost like gambling is an inherently corrupt business that destroys everything it touches.
I'm SHOCKED, SHOCKED that this sort of thing is happening in America.
I'm SHOCKED, SHOCKED that this sort of thing is happening in America.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Almost like gambling is an inherently corrupt business that destroys everything it touches.
I'm SHOCKED, SHOCKED that this sort of thing is happening in America.
I'm SHOCKED, SHOCKED that this sort of thing is happening in America.
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::taps the sign::
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
::taps the sign::
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were like two years out from mr beast hunting rickety cricket in south philly
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
were like two years out from mr beast hunting rickety cricket in south philly
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the two minds of our household 😌
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
the two minds of our household 😌
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Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through
New: “Eric Trump Has Gotten 10 Times Richer Since Dad’s Election”
@kylekhanmullins.bsky.social for @forbes.com
@kylekhanmullins.bsky.social for @forbes.com
Here’s How Much Eric Trump Is Worth
Crypto took the real estate heir’s fortune and supersized it, briefly making the president’s second-oldest son a billionaire in early September.
www.forbes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through
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I'm buying candles this weekend
#1. mythologiecandles.com
the GOAT. the champion. the all-timer. I have bought probably 30 candles from them over the past five years and never struck out once. D&D, folklore, Tolkien, history, and fabulous rotating seasonal collections (pirates in summer, Viking Yule in winter, etc.)
the GOAT. the champion. the all-timer. I have bought probably 30 candles from them over the past five years and never struck out once. D&D, folklore, Tolkien, history, and fabulous rotating seasonal collections (pirates in summer, Viking Yule in winter, etc.)
#1 Fantasy Inspired Candles For Immersive Experiences
We make fantasy-inspired candles to tell your story. Made with all-natural coconut wax, crackling wooden wicks, and re-usable vessels, we help you create the ultimate fantasy ambiance in your castle! ...
mythologiecandles.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm buying candles this weekend
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heads up, writers—this is the new version of the “I turned your webcam on and I have a video of you jerking off” scam
New extortion scam email going round (this was received via a writer's website contact form). I've seen a number of these recently but without the money demand; the translation angle is also a new one
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
heads up, writers—this is the new version of the “I turned your webcam on and I have a video of you jerking off” scam
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
ChatGPT Told a Violent Stalker to Embrace the 'Haters,' Indictment Says
A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work a...
www.404media.co
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
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The death of traditional masculine physical contact absolutely sucks, and it's even worse because IT'S HISTORICALLY MASCULINE to touch, hug, hold hands and laugh together, and it was taken away due to gay panic. The loss of hugs and physical intimacy among men hurt EVERYONE.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The death of traditional masculine physical contact absolutely sucks, and it's even worse because IT'S HISTORICALLY MASCULINE to touch, hug, hold hands and laugh together, and it was taken away due to gay panic. The loss of hugs and physical intimacy among men hurt EVERYONE.
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the couch and he are not getting along well these days and JD is a man with a very active libido
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the couch and he are not getting along well these days and JD is a man with a very active libido
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“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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it turns out the answer to “who moved my cheese” was “an unholy marriage between private equity and race scientists leading to the gutting of the USDA”
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
it turns out the answer to “who moved my cheese” was “an unholy marriage between private equity and race scientists leading to the gutting of the USDA”
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America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.
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you've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for gay hockey butt sex
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
you've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for gay hockey butt sex
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carrion, my wayward son 😍
Yolo often stands with his little back toes crossed, which I find ridiculously cute!
You can see vultures don't have bulky feet and talons built for grasping/carrying like other raptors. Their more chicken-like feet are meant for bracing on food to pull at it with their powerful beaks, instead.
You can see vultures don't have bulky feet and talons built for grasping/carrying like other raptors. Their more chicken-like feet are meant for bracing on food to pull at it with their powerful beaks, instead.
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
carrion, my wayward son 😍
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my dad died in the cum wars. jerked in half
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
my dad died in the cum wars. jerked in half