. . . Whippets
@crestwood.bsky.social
Butlerian Jihad enthusiast
Interim King of BlueSky Meathead Mountain™️
Interim King of BlueSky Meathead Mountain™️
Today i learned that “One Last Breath” by Creed was my most played song on Spotify (61 times) because I decided to drink everything in my house and clean it while dressed like this.
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Today i learned that “One Last Breath” by Creed was my most played song on Spotify (61 times) because I decided to drink everything in my house and clean it while dressed like this.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
YOU: Are you threatening me? that’s against the law.
ME: Mutual Combat is legal in WA State. It’s not my fault you live in a state run by mouthy cowards who don’t have the balls to back up their bullshit.
ME: Mutual Combat is legal in WA State. It’s not my fault you live in a state run by mouthy cowards who don’t have the balls to back up their bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
YOU: Are you threatening me? that’s against the law.
ME: Mutual Combat is legal in WA State. It’s not my fault you live in a state run by mouthy cowards who don’t have the balls to back up their bullshit.
ME: Mutual Combat is legal in WA State. It’s not my fault you live in a state run by mouthy cowards who don’t have the balls to back up their bullshit.
Also, what the fuck did this guy do to get drug into this shit?
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Also, what the fuck did this guy do to get drug into this shit?
🎵 I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats 🎵
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
🎵 I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats 🎵
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats 🎵
Somehow my bodega gets the European shit (I DON’T ASK QUESTIONS)
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Somehow my bodega gets the European shit (I DON’T ASK QUESTIONS)
Have you considered pulling the trigger with your tongue and saving the rest of us the trouble of you tripping over your own dick while you try and square “immigration - but only in the way that properly satisfies capital”? with liberalism?
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Have you considered pulling the trigger with your tongue and saving the rest of us the trouble of you tripping over your own dick while you try and square “immigration - but only in the way that properly satisfies capital”? with liberalism?
Hey man, billionaires need shitty dating advice from dipshits, too.
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hey man, billionaires need shitty dating advice from dipshits, too.
I’ll see you Child Face and raise you roughly Biblically Accurate Demon
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’ll see you Child Face and raise you roughly Biblically Accurate Demon
1. ICE CAN EAT A DICK
2. THEY BETTER START BUYING GUNS BASED ON MOUTH FEEL
(have I been drinking? Lick the hair out of my asshole)
The BloodHound Gang walked so we could run.
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social
@faineg.bsky.social
@kenwhite.bsky.social
@trans.bsky.social
2. THEY BETTER START BUYING GUNS BASED ON MOUTH FEEL
(have I been drinking? Lick the hair out of my asshole)
The BloodHound Gang walked so we could run.
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social
@faineg.bsky.social
@kenwhite.bsky.social
@trans.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
1. ICE CAN EAT A DICK
2. THEY BETTER START BUYING GUNS BASED ON MOUTH FEEL
(have I been drinking? Lick the hair out of my asshole)
The BloodHound Gang walked so we could run.
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social
@faineg.bsky.social
@kenwhite.bsky.social
@trans.bsky.social
2. THEY BETTER START BUYING GUNS BASED ON MOUTH FEEL
(have I been drinking? Lick the hair out of my asshole)
The BloodHound Gang walked so we could run.
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social
@faineg.bsky.social
@kenwhite.bsky.social
@trans.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Best I can do at the moment (now with alt text)
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Best I can do at the moment (now with alt text)
You can always print something like this off and start putting them in windshields at grocery stores or sticking them inside grocery stores or dropping them on the floor or wheatpaste or whatever.
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You can always print something like this off and start putting them in windshields at grocery stores or sticking them inside grocery stores or dropping them on the floor or wheatpaste or whatever.
