Dotun
@dotun.bsky.social
Product Manager by day.
Building www.themoderncode.com by night(literally).
Building www.themoderncode.com by night(literally).
I’m just counting the minutes till I get on that flight to Mexico (never mind I still have a work trip before then😭)
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m just counting the minutes till I get on that flight to Mexico (never mind I still have a work trip before then😭)
In the year of our Lord 2025, it is known lore that there are only 2 valid responses to an Isaac Chotiner interview request.
Option 1 - I plead the Fifth!
Option 2 - FUCK NO!
Isaac Chotiner: can I interview you about what you had for lunch?
3yr old toddler: FUCK NO!!!
This is known!
Option 1 - I plead the Fifth!
Option 2 - FUCK NO!
Isaac Chotiner: can I interview you about what you had for lunch?
3yr old toddler: FUCK NO!!!
This is known!
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
In the year of our Lord 2025, it is known lore that there are only 2 valid responses to an Isaac Chotiner interview request.
Option 1 - I plead the Fifth!
Option 2 - FUCK NO!
Isaac Chotiner: can I interview you about what you had for lunch?
3yr old toddler: FUCK NO!!!
This is known!
Option 1 - I plead the Fifth!
Option 2 - FUCK NO!
Isaac Chotiner: can I interview you about what you had for lunch?
3yr old toddler: FUCK NO!!!
This is known!
These are my readiness stats for this week.
I am struggling.
I am struggling.
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
These are my readiness stats for this week.
I am struggling.
I am struggling.
If it’s more than 2 pieces and the dishwasher has space(and is not already running), it’s going in the dishwasher.
You don’t know my childhood
You don’t know my childhood
Crazy how so many of us don’t use the dishwasher. Not me tho, yall be easy 😭
I used my dishwasher for maybe a good two [inconsistent] months before I reverted back to handwashing.
This is just who I am and I accept that.
This is just who I am and I accept that.
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If it’s more than 2 pieces and the dishwasher has space(and is not already running), it’s going in the dishwasher.
You don’t know my childhood
You don’t know my childhood
There is a measure of laziness and unwillingness in philanthropy that I’m still trying to articulate.
This man built the most efficient commerce and delivery network in the history of the world.
Do you really think if he wanted to solve homelessness donating $11m would be his move?
This man built the most efficient commerce and delivery network in the history of the world.
Do you really think if he wanted to solve homelessness donating $11m would be his move?
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos have donated $11.25 million to fight homelessness in the Washington, DC, area through their Bezos Day 1 Fund.
Bezos Donates $11.25 Million to Fight Homelessness in DC Area - Washingtonian
Can the donation make a dent in the region’s housing crisis?
washingtonian.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There is a measure of laziness and unwillingness in philanthropy that I’m still trying to articulate.
This man built the most efficient commerce and delivery network in the history of the world.
Do you really think if he wanted to solve homelessness donating $11m would be his move?
This man built the most efficient commerce and delivery network in the history of the world.
Do you really think if he wanted to solve homelessness donating $11m would be his move?
WTF is a “preventative” MRI???
Her: I think I’m pregnant
Him: Oh! Let’s use a “preventative” pregnancy test. Just in case.
Has everyone lost their minds?
Her: I think I’m pregnant
Him: Oh! Let’s use a “preventative” pregnancy test. Just in case.
Has everyone lost their minds?
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
WTF is a “preventative” MRI???
Her: I think I’m pregnant
Him: Oh! Let’s use a “preventative” pregnancy test. Just in case.
Has everyone lost their minds?
Her: I think I’m pregnant
Him: Oh! Let’s use a “preventative” pregnancy test. Just in case.
Has everyone lost their minds?
When your Oura Ring is mad at you over your shitty sleep numbers…. I have deliverables before Christmas, please dear.
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
When your Oura Ring is mad at you over your shitty sleep numbers…. I have deliverables before Christmas, please dear.
Watching Stranger Things from Season 1 cos I can’t remember a damn thing….and I’m irritated seeing how annoying these kids were.
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Watching Stranger Things from Season 1 cos I can’t remember a damn thing….and I’m irritated seeing how annoying these kids were.
Pete Hegseth is going to jail for so long……
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pete Hegseth is going to jail for so long……
Do these fucktards even understand there is ALREADY a medical professional shortage?
How are they so incompetent at everything?
This is intentional sabotage
How are they so incompetent at everything?
This is intentional sabotage
Under new Trump administration rules, students won't be able to borrow as much for medical or nursing school or some other health professions.
New limits on school loans could narrow physician and nurse pipeline, educators warn
Under new Trump administration rules, students won't be able to borrow as much for medical or nursing school or some other health professions.
n.pr
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Do these fucktards even understand there is ALREADY a medical professional shortage?
How are they so incompetent at everything?
This is intentional sabotage
How are they so incompetent at everything?
This is intentional sabotage
Been there, done that, got the key chain and the Tshirt.
Mutual obsession, pls dear.
I need you giggling and kicking your feet together just cos I walk in the room.
Mutual obsession, pls dear.
I need you giggling and kicking your feet together just cos I walk in the room.
i 1000% believe in order for a relationship to work the man has to be more in love than the woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Been there, done that, got the key chain and the Tshirt.
Mutual obsession, pls dear.
I need you giggling and kicking your feet together just cos I walk in the room.
Mutual obsession, pls dear.
I need you giggling and kicking your feet together just cos I walk in the room.
Maybe executives are the ones who need to be replaced with AI, since they’re so eager to hand over their cognitive functions to a pattern matching algorithm
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Maybe executives are the ones who need to be replaced with AI, since they’re so eager to hand over their cognitive functions to a pattern matching algorithm
A lot of assumptions on nothing.
A house of cards built on quicksand.
A house of cards built on quicksand.
To bear out this rosy projection, HSBC assumes that OpenAI will become "as ubiquitous [...] as Microsoft 365" (345mm users worldwide) while bringing in 10x the number of users (3bn).
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A lot of assumptions on nothing.
A house of cards built on quicksand.
A house of cards built on quicksand.
Reposted by Dotun
And when you tell ppl this, they say you do not understand business.
Ai has stolen everything and still losing money. Them folks not even good at thievery.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
And when you tell ppl this, they say you do not understand business.
The Christians have, once again, shown themselves to be a very gullible group
An AI-generated Christian artist named Solomon Ray has taken the gospel music world by storm after topping the iTunes and Billboard charts with his album “Faithful Soul.”
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
The No. 1 Christian artist topping the charts has no soul — thanks to AI
“I think that it’s really weird to be opening up your spirit to something that has no spirit.”
nypost.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Christians have, once again, shown themselves to be a very gullible group
I’m sorry….and I’ve tried…..but this Hemsworth brother is not doing it for me as The Witcher.
He has no chemistry with Yennefer, he doesn’t look sufficiently tortured and brooding.
He has no chemistry with Yennefer, he doesn’t look sufficiently tortured and brooding.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m sorry….and I’ve tried…..but this Hemsworth brother is not doing it for me as The Witcher.
He has no chemistry with Yennefer, he doesn’t look sufficiently tortured and brooding.
He has no chemistry with Yennefer, he doesn’t look sufficiently tortured and brooding.
I’m afraid to ask what a “click” is …..
Women. There are men out here who say "click".
Is it harder for women to find a good eater? Or men? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’m afraid to ask what a “click” is …..
Why do businesses do this bullshit?
I’ve had this rug in my cart for weeks waiting for a Black Friday sale.
It’s been $450 the entire time, ask me why Rugs USA is doing a “20% off over $300” Sale and somehow the price of the same fucking rug is now $532 which is $459 after the sale?!?
I’ve had this rug in my cart for weeks waiting for a Black Friday sale.
It’s been $450 the entire time, ask me why Rugs USA is doing a “20% off over $300” Sale and somehow the price of the same fucking rug is now $532 which is $459 after the sale?!?
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Why do businesses do this bullshit?
I’ve had this rug in my cart for weeks waiting for a Black Friday sale.
It’s been $450 the entire time, ask me why Rugs USA is doing a “20% off over $300” Sale and somehow the price of the same fucking rug is now $532 which is $459 after the sale?!?
I’ve had this rug in my cart for weeks waiting for a Black Friday sale.
It’s been $450 the entire time, ask me why Rugs USA is doing a “20% off over $300” Sale and somehow the price of the same fucking rug is now $532 which is $459 after the sale?!?
Nah Bruh! You just lost your mind.
Understandable….would happen to me too, which is why I don’t partake in such stupidity!
Understandable….would happen to me too, which is why I don’t partake in such stupidity!
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Nah Bruh! You just lost your mind.
Understandable….would happen to me too, which is why I don’t partake in such stupidity!
Understandable….would happen to me too, which is why I don’t partake in such stupidity!
I really need to start asking ppl for help.
The amount of shit (physically and emotionally) I just try to do by myself, all the time, is just insane.
Then I’m shocked I’m exhausted all the time.
Why do I keep doing this?
The amount of shit (physically and emotionally) I just try to do by myself, all the time, is just insane.
Then I’m shocked I’m exhausted all the time.
Why do I keep doing this?
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I really need to start asking ppl for help.
The amount of shit (physically and emotionally) I just try to do by myself, all the time, is just insane.
Then I’m shocked I’m exhausted all the time.
Why do I keep doing this?
The amount of shit (physically and emotionally) I just try to do by myself, all the time, is just insane.
Then I’m shocked I’m exhausted all the time.
Why do I keep doing this?
Do these idiots know how ANYTHING works?
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Do these idiots know how ANYTHING works?
🤣😭🤣😭🤣
if you sleep in a hammock for years????? spine gone be out here like Witcher season one Yennefer
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🤣😭🤣😭🤣
This person does not shower daily.
This person and water are natural enemies.
When she does shower, she just lets the water roll down her legs.
Soap is considered a suggestion.
This person user dry shampoo.
This person smells……
This person and water are natural enemies.
When she does shower, she just lets the water roll down her legs.
Soap is considered a suggestion.
This person user dry shampoo.
This person smells……
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This person does not shower daily.
This person and water are natural enemies.
When she does shower, she just lets the water roll down her legs.
Soap is considered a suggestion.
This person user dry shampoo.
This person smells……
This person and water are natural enemies.
When she does shower, she just lets the water roll down her legs.
Soap is considered a suggestion.
This person user dry shampoo.
This person smells……
This is going to be me from Dec 13… I step on that plane and I lose all home training for the rest of 2025.
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is going to be me from Dec 13… I step on that plane and I lose all home training for the rest of 2025.
Much less criticizing KLAY THOMPSON.
4 Championship rings and arguably the second greatest shooter in NBA history.
Ja Morant needs to STFU and take several seats.
4 Championship rings and arguably the second greatest shooter in NBA history.
Ja Morant needs to STFU and take several seats.
Ja is having the worst statistical season of his career. He's shooting 17% from 3 and 35.9% overall. Lowest ppg since his rookie season. Highest TO.
The problem here is, HE isn't in a position to criticize anyone falling off. Especially when he can't even stay on the court at 26.
The problem here is, HE isn't in a position to criticize anyone falling off. Especially when he can't even stay on the court at 26.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Much less criticizing KLAY THOMPSON.
4 Championship rings and arguably the second greatest shooter in NBA history.
Ja Morant needs to STFU and take several seats.
4 Championship rings and arguably the second greatest shooter in NBA history.
Ja Morant needs to STFU and take several seats.