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Looks like I'm back in the saddle. What luck! This three-eyed cowboy is going for one last ride!
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The song Warning by Green Day is about sticking it to the man by drinking expired milk
February 13, 2026 at 8:07 AM
The song Warning by Green Day is about sticking it to the man by drinking expired milk
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JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
![Peggy Siegal Company: "Hi just liet us know where you like to send the tickets.
Rhys Kimmitt "the tickets are on their way to Peggy's office. Please deal with Lila to arrange pickup"
CC Jeffrey Epstein "Rhys please deal with Jeffrey Epstein's assistant [redacted] She will send a messenger to pick up his two dinner tickets. Thanks so much! xoxo Peggy"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreibvvykhmreglympq4uaov4u3syunnowmaxran4gkhjrstbg2d6pby@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
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Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused"
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused"
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
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there prolly millions of ppl in the world alive rn w mini superpowers like this tragically destined to die in obscurity bc the world has no clue how to identify them or what to even look for in them
June 8, 2024 at 8:04 PM
there prolly millions of ppl in the world alive rn w mini superpowers like this tragically destined to die in obscurity bc the world has no clue how to identify them or what to even look for in them
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Maybe it's just cope, but my longstanding conviction is that what fascists experience as "love" would not be recognizable as such to real humans
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Maybe it's just cope, but my longstanding conviction is that what fascists experience as "love" would not be recognizable as such to real humans
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21 years ago Joe had a simple question
June 12, 2024 at 8:14 PM
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
I have never seen boondocks and never will exclusively because the type of people who liked it
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 AM
BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
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Despite the Humungus's promises, guzzoline prices are still rising fast. The wasteland can't afford this... when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
Despite Trump’s promises, grocery prices are still rising fast. Families can’t afford this… when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Despite the Humungus's promises, guzzoline prices are still rising fast. The wasteland can't afford this... when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
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"X". An app with a single letter name. An app that can do everything. An "Everything" "App". The idea came to me and I couldn't help the smile that crinkled up the corners of my mouth... in delight! Now, the only thing left to do was waste $44 billion on it and become addicted to child pornography.
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"X". An app with a single letter name. An app that can do everything. An "Everything" "App". The idea came to me and I couldn't help the smile that crinkled up the corners of my mouth... in delight! Now, the only thing left to do was waste $44 billion on it and become addicted to child pornography.
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In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
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crazy how Attack Of The Clones predicted this
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
crazy how Attack Of The Clones predicted this
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From The Australia Institute:
Speaking of bravery, let’s not forget the bravery of the writers who have put their principles ahead of their paychecks. Artists are among the lowest paid workers in Australia & this week their actions were not just an act of solidarity, but an act of art. 2/
Speaking of bravery, let’s not forget the bravery of the writers who have put their principles ahead of their paychecks. Artists are among the lowest paid workers in Australia & this week their actions were not just an act of solidarity, but an act of art. 2/
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 AM
From The Australia Institute:
Speaking of bravery, let’s not forget the bravery of the writers who have put their principles ahead of their paychecks. Artists are among the lowest paid workers in Australia & this week their actions were not just an act of solidarity, but an act of art. 2/
Speaking of bravery, let’s not forget the bravery of the writers who have put their principles ahead of their paychecks. Artists are among the lowest paid workers in Australia & this week their actions were not just an act of solidarity, but an act of art. 2/