colourmebrad
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
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There are people on this platform who are very smug about how they got off the X to "escape the Nazis and transphobes even though it cost them business" who are still quite happy to make compromises to keep writing and reading on substack.
February 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
There are people on this platform who are very smug about how they got off the X to "escape the Nazis and transphobes even though it cost them business" who are still quite happy to make compromises to keep writing and reading on substack.
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i was not prepared for the purse at the end.
target lost their damn minds 💀
target lost their damn minds 💀
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
i was not prepared for the purse at the end.
target lost their damn minds 💀
target lost their damn minds 💀
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They’ll be hearing from his father
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
They’ll be hearing from his father
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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All the Muppets fuck. This was Henson’s creative vision
sabrina carpenter: the muppet that fucks
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
All the Muppets fuck. This was Henson’s creative vision
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I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
Pathetic.
The #Dodgers plan on going to the White House again this year to celebrate their World Series title.
dodgerblue.com/dodgers-plan...
dodgerblue.com/dodgers-plan...
Dodgers Plan To Attend White House To Celebrate 2025 World Series Win
The Los Angeles Dodgers plan to attend a ceremony at the White House to celebrate their 2025 World Series title.
dodgerblue.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Pathetic.
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finally, the ICE reform we’ve been waiting for: no masks unless you really want to wear them
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
finally, the ICE reform we’ve been waiting for: no masks unless you really want to wear them
Was the crime, “making others feel bad that they are having less fun”?
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Was the crime, “making others feel bad that they are having less fun”?
Love to leave the #pets Slack channel at work because people stopped posting photos of their pets and instead started posting AI generated images of their pets in imagined scenarios.
two men are sitting next to each other in a dark room and one of them is saying hello darkness my old friend .
Alt: Iconic gif of Ben Affleck on his Superman vs Batman press tour looking dead behind the eyes while his costar answers a question. The camera zooms in on his mental illness. The caption, flanked by musical notes, reads"hello darkness my old friend"
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Love to leave the #pets Slack channel at work because people stopped posting photos of their pets and instead started posting AI generated images of their pets in imagined scenarios.
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None of these men eat pussy and should die alone
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
None of these men eat pussy and should die alone
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FINALLY the real JC gets a statue
With the news that Joe Carter is getting a statue in Toronto, here are, to the best of my basic research abilities, all of the real people who have full-sized statues of them somewhere in the City of Toronto
![Person Profession Location
"Syl Apps
George Armstrong
Johnny Bower
Turk Broda
Wendel Clark
Charlie Conacher
Tim Horton
Red Kelly
Dave Keon
Ted Kennedy
Frank Mahovlich
Borje Salming
Darryl Sittler
Mats Sundin " Leafs Players Scotiabank Arena
Glenn Gould Pianist CBC building
Johnny Lombardi Italian broadcaster Little Italy
Lesya Ukrainka Ukrainian poet High Park
Robert Burns Poet Allan Gardens
Sun Yat-sen Founder of Republic of China Chinatown Centre
Winston Churchill British Prime Minister Nathan Phillips Square
Terry Fox Runner Metro Hall
Ted Rogers Telecom mogul Formerly Rogers Centre / being moved to Rogers HQ
Joe Carter (NEW) Baseball player Rogers Centre
[DESTROYED]
Alexander Wood* Disgraced magistrate Formerly in Church Street Village, destroyed in 2022
Egerton Ryerson* Former university namesake Decapitated and thrown in Lake Ontario amidst protests in 2021](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bumu6s332o24fppobse7j3ms/bafkreidbcu7zbri6hl24w2xslaagbyoumqqukuu7bj2wbk6aw7nrdy2gp4@jpeg)
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
FINALLY the real JC gets a statue
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you ever wonder if there's a movement among the groundhog community to raise awareness that they exist outside of february 2nd
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
you ever wonder if there's a movement among the groundhog community to raise awareness that they exist outside of february 2nd
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actual soup nazis
some good news buried among the horrible behavior listed:
“The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”
“The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”
I visited hotels all over Minneapolis, went into back rooms & talked to the staff.
They're afraid.
One told me she resents how her undocumented coworkers spend their days cleaning the rooms of agents who are “hunting down their family members.”
@notus.com:
www.notus.org/immigration/...
They're afraid.
One told me she resents how her undocumented coworkers spend their days cleaning the rooms of agents who are “hunting down their family members.”
@notus.com:
www.notus.org/immigration/...
February 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
actual soup nazis
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you know what they always say: pedo wife, pedo life
If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
you know what they always say: pedo wife, pedo life
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My ADHD is making it impossible to do anything other than dig through these files out of morbid curiosity, but Elon Musk having to deny the messages is funny in two ways, because he's implicated in the crimes publicly and now it's public knowledge not even pedophiles want to hang out with him.
January 31, 2026 at 6:01 PM
My ADHD is making it impossible to do anything other than dig through these files out of morbid curiosity, but Elon Musk having to deny the messages is funny in two ways, because he's implicated in the crimes publicly and now it's public knowledge not even pedophiles want to hang out with him.
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Not all heros wear capes
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Not all heros wear capes