Bill, ffs
@billjustbill.bsky.social
Working Person. Not terribly smart.
Is he
Busy
Busy
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Is he
Busy
Busy
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We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm
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It should cost money to send people videos that are longer than 30 seconds
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It should cost money to send people videos that are longer than 30 seconds
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
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No one:
The automated cashier at the grocery store: move your ᗷᗩᑎᗩᑎᗩᔕ to the bag
The automated cashier at the grocery store: move your ᗷᗩᑎᗩᑎᗩᔕ to the bag
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
No one:
The automated cashier at the grocery store: move your ᗷᗩᑎᗩᑎᗩᔕ to the bag
The automated cashier at the grocery store: move your ᗷᗩᑎᗩᑎᗩᔕ to the bag
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Mechanic rolled out from under my car and across the room and out of the garage and down the road, never to be seen again
December 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mechanic rolled out from under my car and across the room and out of the garage and down the road, never to be seen again
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As I sit here with a log crackling in the fireplace, absentmindedly stroking the dog's head, my eyes are drawn to the handmade stockings hanging from the mantel, then to the tree, with its myriad sparkling lights, and I think to myself, boy, would my rabbi be disappointed in me.
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
As I sit here with a log crackling in the fireplace, absentmindedly stroking the dog's head, my eyes are drawn to the handmade stockings hanging from the mantel, then to the tree, with its myriad sparkling lights, and I think to myself, boy, would my rabbi be disappointed in me.
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rubbing my face to spread the squalene oils naturally secreted by the skin under my fur; it's adorable and increasing my buoyancy 👍
December 13, 2024 at 4:54 PM
rubbing my face to spread the squalene oils naturally secreted by the skin under my fur; it's adorable and increasing my buoyancy 👍
You know, I’m something of a Great Value brand Multipurpose Brush myself
Which is to say I’m very useful and generally ok to be around but sometimes I get shoved into some funky shit and I’m expected to improve things
Which is to say I’m very useful and generally ok to be around but sometimes I get shoved into some funky shit and I’m expected to improve things
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You know, I’m something of a Great Value brand Multipurpose Brush myself
Which is to say I’m very useful and generally ok to be around but sometimes I get shoved into some funky shit and I’m expected to improve things
Which is to say I’m very useful and generally ok to be around but sometimes I get shoved into some funky shit and I’m expected to improve things
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On the plus side, Teslas sustain almost no damage in front end collisions; the tow truck takes all the impact.
please take a moment to appreciate Tesla's epic accomplishment of coming dead last in the auto industry in reliability, despite making relatively expensive cars with a tiny fraction of the moving parts
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
On the plus side, Teslas sustain almost no damage in front end collisions; the tow truck takes all the impact.
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Blaming a year for how bad things are is so 2020
December 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Blaming a year for how bad things are is so 2020
Well she was a frigging harpy and she hated me, so no, thanks anyway
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Well she was a frigging harpy and she hated me, so no, thanks anyway
The shingles vax made me feel a bit run down for a day and a half
Vs the debilitating nerve pain *plus other horrible shit* of ACTUAL FKN SHINGLES
I’ll take the vax. All day long.
Vs the debilitating nerve pain *plus other horrible shit* of ACTUAL FKN SHINGLES
I’ll take the vax. All day long.
The shingles vaccine could lay me out for a week and I'd prefer that to shingles.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The shingles vax made me feel a bit run down for a day and a half
Vs the debilitating nerve pain *plus other horrible shit* of ACTUAL FKN SHINGLES
I’ll take the vax. All day long.
Vs the debilitating nerve pain *plus other horrible shit* of ACTUAL FKN SHINGLES
I’ll take the vax. All day long.
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The shingles vaccine could lay me out for a week and I'd prefer that to shingles.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The shingles vaccine could lay me out for a week and I'd prefer that to shingles.
Not as many babies named Walter, I’m noticing
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not as many babies named Walter, I’m noticing
As soon as I get this bird feeder hung it’s dinner for you finches
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
As soon as I get this bird feeder hung it’s dinner for you finches
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I can’t believe I’m the same species as some of the people I interact with on FB Marketplace
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can’t believe I’m the same species as some of the people I interact with on FB Marketplace
Pink Floyd 1988
Metallica (Justice tour)
Counting Crows 1997
Dave Brubeck 2003ish
Big Wreck 2018
Metallica (Justice tour)
Counting Crows 1997
Dave Brubeck 2003ish
Big Wreck 2018
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1: Sinead O’Connor (1987)
2: Depeche Mode
3: Ravi Shankar
4: Uakti
5: Let’s Go Bowling
1: Sinead O’Connor (1987)
2: Depeche Mode
3: Ravi Shankar
4: Uakti
5: Let’s Go Bowling
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen. These are 5 this year (ish):
IDLES
Lambrini Girls
LCD Soundystem
Depeche Mode
Brittany Davis (upcoming)
IDLES
Lambrini Girls
LCD Soundystem
Depeche Mode
Brittany Davis (upcoming)
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Pink Floyd 1988
Metallica (Justice tour)
Counting Crows 1997
Dave Brubeck 2003ish
Big Wreck 2018
Metallica (Justice tour)
Counting Crows 1997
Dave Brubeck 2003ish
Big Wreck 2018
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who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
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help i fell down a well and i've decided to stay
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
help i fell down a well and i've decided to stay