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Hendel Thistletop
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No matter where you go, there you are. There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, so long as you're going fast. But drink up. There's always a boom tomorrow. Dude/Dude FCKNZS
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Don't just settle for punching random Nazis. Be an actual patriot and kick the one proudly running our democracy into the ground right in the only fucking place a billionaire can feel anything at all. *HARD*. #TeslaTakedown niedermeyer.online/2025/05/09/t...
The Tesla Takedown
It’s not about getting more mad, it’s about understanding what to do about it.
niedermeyer.online
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🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!

ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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they’re going to need to impose consequences that are felt in a personal way by the people in charge

ruining Trump’s big sports show, travel bans for the GOP (or, hell, all of congress), travel bans for rich Trump allies, sanctions on the Trump family

they feel invincible, change their minds
Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Are ICE thugs about to don hyper-masculine tactical earplugs to protect their delicate feelings from internally hemorrhaging when Americans exercise their First Amendment rights to point out that morons, assholes, and losers dressed up playing soldier are still morons, assholes, and losers? 🤨🖕🍊🤡🐘
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Pew Research Institute (2023):

• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Yeah, this is basically where I stand.
Nuanced take: I think it's really important to give *normal citizens* who supported Trump and off-ramp and *professional writers, pundits and politicians* who supported Trump should have to wear it like a scarlet letter for the rest of their lives
This is aggravating, because on the one hand I think it's really important to give fascists an off-ramp and positive reinforcement when they use it...

...on the other hand, FUCK that guy, in particular.
January 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’ve found something I hate more than endless ads for “ad-free” games. Endless AI-generated video ads for fucking betting (sorry, “trading”) sites. 🤨🤬
January 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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It increasingly seems like many of these ICE goons are masking not because they're worried we'll learn who they are out of uniform and more because they're worried what other uniforms they've worn.
I wonder how long it will take the media to catch on to the fact that ICE’s recruiting spree has effectively deputized every white supremacist hate group out there.
January 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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The X Terms of Service are amazing in many regards, but the choice of law and choice of forum parts (in Section 6) are a real standout. They apply to everything, including patent disputes, apply to pending and future disputes without regard to when the conduct occurred (or will occur)...
Conservative influencer Ashley St Clair had a baby with Elon Musk in 2024. Things turned sour when she expressed mild support of trans rights. Elon cut child support and sued for custody; his followers made deepfake porn of her on X; she sued X; now X is suing HER!

But this isn’t just a soap opera:
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Every time you log into X, you are signing a contract that allows Elon to sue you, for any reason or no reason, and have the case assigned to a court where he’s virtually guaranteed a win
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
They left off “✔️ Designer Uniforms ❌”.

🤨🖕🍊🤡🐘
January 16, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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It’s funny that Joe Rogan is finally useful for something: a barometer to let us know when even the absolute dumbest motherfuckers are about to start getting it
Rogan: "You don't want militarized people in the streets just roaming around, snatching up people — many of which turn out to be U.S. citizens that just don't have their papers on them. Are we really gonna be the Gestapo, 'Where's your papers?' Is that what we've come to?"
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Jimmy Kimmel offers to let Trump have one of his trophies if he will pull ICE out of Minneapolis.
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
You and I know Greenland is part of Denmark, not Finland, but I guarantee the Tangerine Tyrant can’t remember that for more than five minutes, so could someone please just show him Sisu and put an end to this takeover bullshit?
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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BREAKING: ICE agents in Minneapolis violently detained and arrested a U.S. citizen for one reason only: he refused to prove his citizenship.

No crime. No warrant. No probable cause.
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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That first photo is a gut punch. A bunch of heavily armed goons too scared to show their faces bullying a scared kid with the full force of the federal government behind them.
A teenage boy was walking home in Minneapolis yesterday when four masked men jumped out of a van & questioned him - with no parent or guardian present.

He was bundled into the van & taken away.

Bystanders heard the boy say: “Can I just go home?”

I don’t know how America comes back from all this.
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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"One was an open paramilitary wing of an openly fascist political party, the other is an unaccountable government force operating without clear uniforms, identification, or transparency... for an openly fascist political party."
ICE Is Nothing Like the Brownshirts, Because the Brownshirts Actually Identified Themselves
Let’s get this out of the way: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is nothing like the Sturmabteilung, a.k.a. Hitler’s Brownshirts. Your main clue ...
buff.ly
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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There's hardly a meaningful distinction between ICE and the Gestapo at this point and we might as well confront that.

No reforming an institution which became the gestapo. It must be destroyed.
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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“Say hello to Occam’s kazoo: the principle that the most plausible explanation, so far as Mr. Trump is involved, is invariably the stupidest. ...pick the most aggressively simple-minded, crudely self-serving, absurdly moronic rationale you can think of.” www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...
Opinion: When it comes to Trump’s behaviour, the most plausible explanation is the stupidest
Say goodbye to ‘Occam’s razor,’ and say hello to ‘Occam’s kazoo’
www.theglobeandmail.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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In case you missed this thread last night: you can ditch your Hilton account by writing to [email protected] or, if you’re in a state that allows it, by demanding deletion of your personal data through this link

www.hilton.com/en/hilton-ho...
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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SO THE OFFICIAL LINE FROM DONNY'S THUGS IS "IT WASN'T MURDER, SO STOP CALLING US MURDERERS OR WE'LL GET MAD AND DO MORE MURDERS." FUCK STRAIGHT OFF, THAT'S SOME EVIL BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE. MANY SAY I HAVE WRITTEN AN ANGRY POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR READING IT HERE: bit.ly/3LwTXnh
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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I made a compilation video of ICE slipping on ice and set it to the Benny Hill theme song. Enjoy.
SMITE! ICE Agents Are Slipping On Ice
You're welcome.
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM