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Hendel Thistletop
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No matter where you go, there you are. There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, so long as you're going fast. But drink up. There's always a boom tomorrow. Dude/Dude FCKNZS
You and I know Greenland is part of Denmark, not Finland, but I guarantee the Tangerine Tyrant can’t remember that for more than five minutes, so could someone please just show him Sisu and put an end to this takeover bullshit?
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Narrator: this is, of course, not about The Princess Bride✨
#Trumperdinck HT @mouthfulofcherries.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Seriously? Fucking *seriously*? 🤦‍♂️

“The (Volkswagen) Beetle was conceived in the early 1930s. The leader of Nazi Germany, Adolf Hitler, decided there was a need for a people's car—an inexpensive, simple, mass-produced car—to serve Germany's new road network, the Reichsautobahn.”
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
There’s nothing like the sweet smell of death. And it’s free!
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Stolen. 363! Though, to be honest, I usually enjoy the entire season starting with MSS in July/August more than the final night itself.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Merry Farm is coming.
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I should’ve asked at least a few questions about who those prayers were going to be directed to… 😅 #Frankenbabes
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Winter is coming… 😏
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What happened to not crossing the (IP) streams?
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Most of the year living near San Diego is great. But during haunt season… 🤨
October 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Purely by chance watched the 1978 Halloween episode of CHiPs tonight and damn near drowned in nostalgia.
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
They’re not only killed, they go to hell. That makes it a seasonally appropriate horror movie, right? uproxx.com/movies/melvi...
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
October 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Damn straight we don’t. 🤨 www.nokings.org
October 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Troma movies:
September 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
September 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
When you flush and flush and flush but the insanely huge piece of shit with the eye-wateringly horrific stench just swirls around and around and Won’t Fucking Go Down. 🤨 #TeslaTakedown
September 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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August 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Right before I got to the moment of the show where he very briefly almost nearly sort of smiled in character I got to the point where I couldn’t resist searching “Tom Sturridge Sandman smile” and honestly this kind of creeps me out. 😏
August 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM