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Welcome new followers. I do live in Minneapolis (yes actual Minneapolis not suburbs) but I’m mostly not posting about Minneapolis. It’s not about white guys who are overly online, it’s about my neighbors.
Minnesotans love to brag about how progressive we are, but the reality is we're the reddest blue state (or maybe even the bluest red state). For all the progressive activists in the Twin Cities, there are a whole lot of racist if you go like miles outside of town. And they want the Cities to suffer.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
ICE raids very close to my home AND my work today 🙃
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 AM
the guy was a racist sexist jerk, but this is still a level of shade that was uncalled for 🫣
was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Lizardman’s Constant is the idea that in any public opinion survey, 5% of respondents will say that a secret cabal of lizard-people runs the government

As it happens, I’m open to that idea myself
"Do you think it would be a good idea or a bad idea for the U.S. to use military force to take possession of Greenland from Denmark?"
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)

4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
January 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Wolf Has Fundamental Differences With Sheep Over Dinner Plans
January 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I have a friend who’s Asian-American. She’s not an immigrant, not a refugee, not protesting anyone. And she’s terrified to leave her home.
A St. Paul resident says federal officers knocked on her door and asked her to identify Hmong and Asian households in her North End neighborhood last week.
ICE in St. Paul: Man roughly detained at gas station, Border Patrol chief jeered in Midway Target
Videos and photos show a prevalence of federal agents in St. Paul recently.
trib.al
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Ok but there is only one song you should play outside The Graduate

Coo coo cachoo
Hundreds of anti-ICE demonstrators are making noise outside the Graduate hotel on the Minneapolis campus of the University of Minnesota. bit.ly/49SpwBk

📷️: Richard Tsong-Taatarii
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Well that’s what happens if you stick your neck out
It appears the Homeland Security Rapid Protection Force arrested a guy in a giraffe costume.

Again.
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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I am incredibly proud of the students at my alma mater, Roseville Area High School, for organizing a school-wide walkout to protest the horrors of ICE’s occupation and stand in solidarity with our immigrant neighbors in the Twin Cities.

ICE OUT of our classrooms, campuses, cities, and communities.
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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ICE OUT! 🐻🧊
January 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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We love you, South Minneapolis! ❤️‍🔥

ICE OUT of Minneapolis & Minnesota NOW!
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Air to Ground Message:

BUMMER WANTED TACO

Area: Killeen, TX, USA
Type: Airbus A320neo
A: #a16adc61df1
F: #f44f4f0faff

#acars #vdlm2
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Welcome new followers. I do live in Minneapolis (yes actual Minneapolis not suburbs) but I’m mostly not posting about Minneapolis. It’s not about white guys who are overly online, it’s about my neighbors.
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Air to Ground Message:

YAAAAAA BOOOIII THX BUDDY

Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA
Type: Boeing 737-800
A: #a442bcab442
F: #fd6602986cc

#acars #vdlm2
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Current events have renewed claims that Minnesota has a blue part that elected Walz in 2022 (and rejected Trump in 2024) and a red part that would have done the reverse. So I'll reprise two data visualizations I did in 2022 with explanation downthread and the 2024 version at the end.
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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Air to Ground Message:

WE ARE OFFFFFFFFFF BEAUTIFUL MORNING... WE HOPE UR SHIFT IS GOING WELL

Area: San Francisco, CA, USA
Type: Boeing 737 MAX 8
A: #a56faadcd00
F: #f68907bbefd

#acars #vdlm2
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
It is low key very funny that Republicans have to justify invading Greenland while denying climate change exists

“Sure we want it… but it will always be a frozen wasteland… but also absolutely critical that we get it…”
January 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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I have been informed that there was a cereal brand called Freakies

I believe they need no further investigation
January 11, 2026 at 6:43 AM
They laughed at her for saying this.
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:

"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
*TRUMP: EUROPE MUST HAND OVER EUROVISION PRIZE IMMEDIATELY OR U.S. WILL INVADE LUXEMBOURG
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Minnesotans sledding their way down to the ICE OUT of Minnesota march & rally today 🤍

Powderhorn Park, Minneapolis, MN
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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BREAKING: Massive Crowds of Anti-ICE protesters in Minneapolis, Minnesota as we speak. The tide is turning. America is Fed Up.

Americans should be fighting back against what is happening in this country. Having masked, secret police shooting people, breaking into homes and cars, is NOT normal.
January 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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qanon was a whole thing and now elon musk is like “erotic children photos here. $8” on the platform the entire government uses and is constantly trying to impress for clout
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Jeff Dean is one of the most senior executives at Google. He also grew up in Minneapolis.
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 AM
They are not acting rationally. They have kettled themselves into a whole world on X where they have universal support for increasingly extreme actions. And that support is largely from bots.
I just straight up cannot wrap my head around the fact that they think this is working out for them. This isnt even just different planets its straight up different universes.
January 10, 2026 at 6:51 AM