Bionic Woman
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careening around having Situations.
I keep seeing people QTing this about car accidents but the article is about bike-on-bike or bike-on-pedestrian deaths and injuries related to riding e-bikes without helmets and crashing into non-moving objects
Mind your melon! Wear a helmet! Looking like a dork is so much better than TBI recovery!
Mind your melon! Wear a helmet! Looking like a dork is so much better than TBI recovery!
Unregulated e-bikes are a growing danger on American streets. In one Bay Area town, a terrible accident finally led to reform. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/m...
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I keep seeing people QTing this about car accidents but the article is about bike-on-bike or bike-on-pedestrian deaths and injuries related to riding e-bikes without helmets and crashing into non-moving objects
Mind your melon! Wear a helmet! Looking like a dork is so much better than TBI recovery!
Mind your melon! Wear a helmet! Looking like a dork is so much better than TBI recovery!
The bedroom is now open to her, and she is completely disinterested in going upstairs. You can tell she's the true dog of my heart because she's bitching for its own sake, just like me
Our bedroom door is closed because we are washing the sheets and don't want the dogs laying on our uncovered duvet and/or mattress.
Jan is up there howling at the door as if we are personally murdering her.
Jan is up there howling at the door as if we are personally murdering her.
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The bedroom is now open to her, and she is completely disinterested in going upstairs. You can tell she's the true dog of my heart because she's bitching for its own sake, just like me
Our bedroom door is closed because we are washing the sheets and don't want the dogs laying on our uncovered duvet and/or mattress.
Jan is up there howling at the door as if we are personally murdering her.
Jan is up there howling at the door as if we are personally murdering her.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Our bedroom door is closed because we are washing the sheets and don't want the dogs laying on our uncovered duvet and/or mattress.
Jan is up there howling at the door as if we are personally murdering her.
Jan is up there howling at the door as if we are personally murdering her.
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There needs to be a plan saying "here's how we're fighting back against those who are pillaging." Then, after that, when it's time to rebuild we can talk about the other stuff. So I think that "strong floor, no ceiling" isn't such a crazy concept. It just doesn't fit right now.
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There needs to be a plan saying "here's how we're fighting back against those who are pillaging." Then, after that, when it's time to rebuild we can talk about the other stuff. So I think that "strong floor, no ceiling" isn't such a crazy concept. It just doesn't fit right now.
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Somebody in Japan chose Monday morning violence and I am here for it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Somebody in Japan chose Monday morning violence and I am here for it.
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
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offensive coordinators should be young and defensive coordinators should be old
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
offensive coordinators should be young and defensive coordinators should be old
It's pretty satisfying to see the Steelers lose while Aaron Rodgers is visibly beat up
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's pretty satisfying to see the Steelers lose while Aaron Rodgers is visibly beat up
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the Instagram algorithm has just informed me that we apparently have specialty romance bookshops in Toronto (and the cute hockey boys have apparently been doing promo events at them)
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
the Instagram algorithm has just informed me that we apparently have specialty romance bookshops in Toronto (and the cute hockey boys have apparently been doing promo events at them)
If I ever get divorced someone please remind me of when I said "football moves are afoot" to my dude and burst out laughing but he didn't laugh at all
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If I ever get divorced someone please remind me of when I said "football moves are afoot" to my dude and burst out laughing but he didn't laugh at all
Literal lol upon noticing they have nipples
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Literal lol upon noticing they have nipples
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Gonna start an Insta called “The White Mannequins of Africa”
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Gonna start an Insta called “The White Mannequins of Africa”
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it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age
Lmfao
This has somehow become the biggest mockery in the history of the sport in a sport that knows about making mockeries
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Lmfao
wait go back to the mung beans
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
wait go back to the mung beans
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"The Elders, or Fra'as, guarded the farmlings (children) with their krytoses, which are like swords but awesomer..."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xmkbwyq5xmnsbfvm5scqiafn/bafkreib6h3t6c6siwvx3in76tt5lznvfixudjjjr2f43pu2cruk2yyue2y@jpeg)
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The string of extremely French crimes happening lately are a delight. I hope this keeps going forever
he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The string of extremely French crimes happening lately are a delight. I hope this keeps going forever
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i would watch a coen brothers movie about that qanon guy killing a gambino boss because he thought he was a cia democrat pedophile as a meta commentary on the trump years.
March 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i would watch a coen brothers movie about that qanon guy killing a gambino boss because he thought he was a cia democrat pedophile as a meta commentary on the trump years.
Making mad scientist mac & cheese (garlic & herb goat cheese+mushrooms+garlic +onion + spinach + Thanksgiving duck) and it's gonna come out of the oven as either the best or worst idea I've ever had. It tastes alright so far
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Making mad scientist mac & cheese (garlic & herb goat cheese+mushrooms+garlic +onion + spinach + Thanksgiving duck) and it's gonna come out of the oven as either the best or worst idea I've ever had. It tastes alright so far
We really do not need a status update on Lane Kiffin every five minutes Jesus Christ
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
We really do not need a status update on Lane Kiffin every five minutes Jesus Christ
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beautiful BLC. Mahina Yahiro 'Julie', a hybrid Cattleya orchid
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
beautiful BLC. Mahina Yahiro 'Julie', a hybrid Cattleya orchid
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The river Lea in the gloaming.
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The river Lea in the gloaming.