Bionic Woman
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careening around having Situations.
Making mad scientist mac & cheese (garlic & herb goat cheese+mushrooms+garlic +onion + spinach + Thanksgiving duck) and it's gonna come out of the oven as either the best or worst idea I've ever had. It tastes alright so far
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Making mad scientist mac & cheese (garlic & herb goat cheese+mushrooms+garlic +onion + spinach + Thanksgiving duck) and it's gonna come out of the oven as either the best or worst idea I've ever had. It tastes alright so far
Jan has decided to grace the basement with her presence which means I am finally able to get a demonstrative of just how much bigger she is than Duke
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Jan has decided to grace the basement with her presence which means I am finally able to get a demonstrative of just how much bigger she is than Duke
Yours is way nicer to you than mine is lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Yours is way nicer to you than mine is lmao
Holy shit y'all
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Holy shit y'all
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
My dude has really outdone himself
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My dude has really outdone himself
I typed up a very earnest and heartfelt "feeling thankful" post then couldn't bring myself to hit send so. Thankful for y'all, and also for this duck that I will hopefully not fuck up later today
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I typed up a very earnest and heartfelt "feeling thankful" post then couldn't bring myself to hit send so. Thankful for y'all, and also for this duck that I will hopefully not fuck up later today
HE'S HOOOOOOOME (still debating how best to position him on his lil plinth)
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
HE'S HOOOOOOOME (still debating how best to position him on his lil plinth)
We're in the city for a wedding tonight and this view doesn't suck
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We're in the city for a wedding tonight and this view doesn't suck
A visitor has blessed me with her presence this evening
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A visitor has blessed me with her presence this evening
Like, is it a rule that you have to be the worst person alive to own a house in California or something?
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Like, is it a rule that you have to be the worst person alive to own a house in California or something?
He's not a fan of Wheel of Fortune
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
He's not a fan of Wheel of Fortune
Behold: a morbidly obese woman, normal BMI husband for scale
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Behold: a morbidly obese woman, normal BMI husband for scale
It would be cool if there was a better way to tell if this bird above our front door is alive than getting a big stick and seeing if it moves
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It would be cool if there was a better way to tell if this bird above our front door is alive than getting a big stick and seeing if it moves
Jan, by contrast, went straight to her bed and crashed so hard I didn't even know anyone was home until George came down to my office
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jan, by contrast, went straight to her bed and crashed so hard I didn't even know anyone was home until George came down to my office
He's so excited to be home he can't decide if he wants his bed or his blankie
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
He's so excited to be home he can't decide if he wants his bed or his blankie
FT refusing to call Epstein anything other than his name or "the paedophile" is an interesting contrast to the US preferred nomenclatures of "well-connected financier"
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
FT refusing to call Epstein anything other than his name or "the paedophile" is an interesting contrast to the US preferred nomenclatures of "well-connected financier"
I am once again impulse buying art in foreign countries instead of literally anything else
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am once again impulse buying art in foreign countries instead of literally anything else
I follow House Beautiful out of a vague sense of obligation that I SHOULD on the off chance they happen to feature the perfect solution to the hell corner in my den but, like, the psychological cost is so very high
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I follow House Beautiful out of a vague sense of obligation that I SHOULD on the off chance they happen to feature the perfect solution to the hell corner in my den but, like, the psychological cost is so very high
Upstate NY really is pretty
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Upstate NY really is pretty