AViD
@avidhere.bsky.social
If you've come here for insight or education, you'll be disappointed.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
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"I'm here at a 3 bed terrace in Market Harborough where the stairs go all the way up to the bedrooms" x
January 15, 2026 at 9:18 AM
"I'm here at a 3 bed terrace in Market Harborough where the stairs go all the way up to the bedrooms" x
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Hit a cow
Tried to reverse
Went forward
Hit it again
Reversed back
Hit another train
Put my foot down to get the heck out of there
Took out an owl
Tried to reverse
Went forward
Hit it again
Reversed back
Hit another train
Put my foot down to get the heck out of there
Took out an owl
October 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hit a cow
Tried to reverse
Went forward
Hit it again
Reversed back
Hit another train
Put my foot down to get the heck out of there
Took out an owl
Tried to reverse
Went forward
Hit it again
Reversed back
Hit another train
Put my foot down to get the heck out of there
Took out an owl
I remember when supermarkets had a phase selling 'exotic' meats and ostrich was by far the best.
Lovely and tender and virtually no fat.
Lovely and tender and virtually no fat.
Ostrich!!
Dinner tonight (a nod to the old homeland) was ostrich steak. Served with boiled potatoes, cauliflower, broccoli, sauteed mushrooms and spiced red cabbage (with herbs, seeds and cashews). And a creamy peppercorn sauce.
Delicious.
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #Whatscooking #ostrich 🍜🍽️
Dinner tonight (a nod to the old homeland) was ostrich steak. Served with boiled potatoes, cauliflower, broccoli, sauteed mushrooms and spiced red cabbage (with herbs, seeds and cashews). And a creamy peppercorn sauce.
Delicious.
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #Whatscooking #ostrich 🍜🍽️
January 14, 2026 at 10:03 AM
I remember when supermarkets had a phase selling 'exotic' meats and ostrich was by far the best.
Lovely and tender and virtually no fat.
Lovely and tender and virtually no fat.
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Sadness
Sadness
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Whim
Whim
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Slipknob
Slipknob
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Sadness
Sadness
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The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
![[Cartoon strip pastiche of the Highway Code, with illustrations describing the text]
[Title panel]:
The Highway Code
Rule number 112b:
LED headlights
In recent years, many
new cars have been fitted with extra-bright LED headlights.
LED headlights increase safety by illuminating every detail of the road ahead
Including the face of the person driving a metal box towards you at a combined speed of 80mph
Whom you have just blinded with your LED headlights.
LED headlights must be fitted at eye-level on a great big murderous wall of car.
[Show a car crumpling into the front of a high-fronted SUV, bathed in light from the blinding headlamps]
They must be permanently on full beam, because you are insane.
And they should be bright enough to make other drivers think they are ascending into a blinding vortex of alien light
Like them old people in the classic Ron Howard film, Cocoon (1985).
[Show illustration of the final scene where the older people on the boat are being yoinked up into the blindingly-illuminated cloaca of the big spaceship]
So remember: you must use LED headlights
To prevent everyone from not crashing into you.
[Image shows this happening]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidg3mni5yt6nxmwoqrv66uzimyblbekeeffqwtclshd42bl2cr4qa@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
"Are those cheeses from Nazareth?"
Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
"Are those cheeses from Nazareth?"
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
I'm no psychiatrist, but this explains... a lot
Jimmy Kimmel dug up a video of Stephen Miller in high school. He’s always been a complete asshole.
January 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I'm no psychiatrist, but this explains... a lot
The Glide is glorious 🦇
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The Glide is glorious 🦇
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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This why we're in the shit.
Jesus fuckin Christ, stand up to the bullying fascist prick.
He wants to be popular so ostracise the cunt
Jesus fuckin Christ, stand up to the bullying fascist prick.
He wants to be popular so ostracise the cunt
January 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This why we're in the shit.
Jesus fuckin Christ, stand up to the bullying fascist prick.
He wants to be popular so ostracise the cunt
Jesus fuckin Christ, stand up to the bullying fascist prick.
He wants to be popular so ostracise the cunt
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I am WHEEZING. PLEASE watch all the way to the end
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I am WHEEZING. PLEASE watch all the way to the end
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Society lost something when carparks starting asking for your car registration. Yes it was technically fraud, but passing on your non expired ticket to a grateful stranger as you left the car park was one of life's simple joys.
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Society lost something when carparks starting asking for your car registration. Yes it was technically fraud, but passing on your non expired ticket to a grateful stranger as you left the car park was one of life's simple joys.
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saw my own petard talking to a crane operator and then they both turned and looked at me, not great
January 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
saw my own petard talking to a crane operator and then they both turned and looked at me, not great
This made me laugh a lot more than it should have.
Just remembered this classic yet again (stick with it til the chorus, trust me) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNG...
Toto - Africa (Vocals 1 Step Out of Key & Off Beat)
YouTube video by Pluffnub
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
This made me laugh a lot more than it should have.
"I'm luvin it" she cried as the Thames Water cascaded from his oar, soaking the pre-loved ebay top and dousing her hair .
"You're worth it", he laughed capturing the moment for posterity on his Samsung.
"You're worth it", he laughed capturing the moment for posterity on his Samsung.
"This above all: To thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst get better than a Quicke fit fitter"
"The man in black Adidas fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed in an Uber."
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 PM
"I'm luvin it" she cried as the Thames Water cascaded from his oar, soaking the pre-loved ebay top and dousing her hair .
"You're worth it", he laughed capturing the moment for posterity on his Samsung.
"You're worth it", he laughed capturing the moment for posterity on his Samsung.
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
During the Christmas/New Year perineum, the one advantage of being on meds is I know, from the pill box, what day of the week it is.
Date? 🤷♂️
Date? 🤷♂️
December 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
During the Christmas/New Year perineum, the one advantage of being on meds is I know, from the pill box, what day of the week it is.
Date? 🤷♂️
Date? 🤷♂️
Spike Milligan asked me if I played rugby.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Spike Milligan asked me if I played rugby.
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BREAKING TRAVEL NEWS: Anyone going to the Feast of Stephen this evening should be aware that the Snowlay Roundabout has been closed.
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
BREAKING TRAVEL NEWS: Anyone going to the Feast of Stephen this evening should be aware that the Snowlay Roundabout has been closed.
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.