Deck the Halls with Bolt451
@bolt451.bsky.social
I write stuff, I have rats.
She/Her. Trans. Really tall. T4T.
ADHD and *tada!* FND,
(I rarely post about UK politics and not at all about US politics. Just FYI).
She/Her. Trans. Really tall. T4T.
ADHD and *tada!* FND,
(I rarely post about UK politics and not at all about US politics. Just FYI).
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Right. Lets start The Bolt451+LeoJoy #Ratvent calendar:
Each day, a different photo from the archives. Rattos past and present.
Day One. Well Novembers only just over, so here is Picard in 2020, with a spooky bed :)
Each day, a different photo from the archives. Rattos past and present.
Day One. Well Novembers only just over, so here is Picard in 2020, with a spooky bed :)
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Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Is Hope too naff a name for the planet in this science fantasy story?
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Is Hope too naff a name for the planet in this science fantasy story?
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A reminder that Iron Circus is gonna get WALLOPED with Baker & Taylor bankruptcy backdraft for the next several months, turning our usual distro payout into bills.
If you'd like to help a small business making weird-ass comics weather the storm, a 💥30% OFF💥 sale is on now!
store.ironcircus.com
If you'd like to help a small business making weird-ass comics weather the storm, a 💥30% OFF💥 sale is on now!
store.ironcircus.com
Iron Circus Comics
Iron Circus Comics is the premiere publisher of award-winning, critically-acclaimed graphic novels in the American Midwest, a small-mid house built from the ground up by founder C. Spike Trotman.
store.ironcircus.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
A reminder that Iron Circus is gonna get WALLOPED with Baker & Taylor bankruptcy backdraft for the next several months, turning our usual distro payout into bills.
If you'd like to help a small business making weird-ass comics weather the storm, a 💥30% OFF💥 sale is on now!
store.ironcircus.com
If you'd like to help a small business making weird-ass comics weather the storm, a 💥30% OFF💥 sale is on now!
store.ironcircus.com
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
Skye Smitson Vs Safire Reed in the final please and thank you
Oh hai #WrestleSky
The 2026 #SHE1
FRIDAY JAN 9 - WALTHAMSTOW, LONDON
🎟️Watch In Person: evewrestling.com/tickets
💻Watch Live or Anytime On YouTube: youtube.com/live/E1_aUod...
WHO do you think moves to February's final?
And WHO wins and earns their spot in the main event of #WrestleQueendom?
The 2026 #SHE1
FRIDAY JAN 9 - WALTHAMSTOW, LONDON
🎟️Watch In Person: evewrestling.com/tickets
💻Watch Live or Anytime On YouTube: youtube.com/live/E1_aUod...
WHO do you think moves to February's final?
And WHO wins and earns their spot in the main event of #WrestleQueendom?
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Skye Smitson Vs Safire Reed in the final please and thank you
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Ravioli dangle stretch
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ravioli dangle stretch
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“Am I right, guys?” [realising that the guys are suddenly no longer standing behind me] “Guys?”
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Am I right, guys?” [realising that the guys are suddenly no longer standing behind me] “Guys?”
Got some followers recently. I dont want to block but I also don't want them following me. I like on instagram that you can remove followers
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Got some followers recently. I dont want to block but I also don't want them following me. I like on instagram that you can remove followers
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Oooh Petplan are doing a thing where you can nominate a pet charity to win £1k!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
www.petplan.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oooh Petplan are doing a thing where you can nominate a pet charity to win £1k!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
"The walls and tables of the Cryogenics office are all designed with subtle hexagon patterns. I don’t know who sent out the memo that hexagons equal futuristic but its caught on. The design was sleek bare metalwork and wooden accents. Gone were the 2009 Star Trek Sleek Mac store vibes” #WIPSnips
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"The walls and tables of the Cryogenics office are all designed with subtle hexagon patterns. I don’t know who sent out the memo that hexagons equal futuristic but its caught on. The design was sleek bare metalwork and wooden accents. Gone were the 2009 Star Trek Sleek Mac store vibes” #WIPSnips
#WIPSnips
"In addition to the custom wax seal. The letter is mechanically typed despite its brevity. Apparently Quintus is above handwriting letters these days. Just to add to it being hand delivered across the city. The whole thing is to remind me that he has money and that I need it"
"In addition to the custom wax seal. The letter is mechanically typed despite its brevity. Apparently Quintus is above handwriting letters these days. Just to add to it being hand delivered across the city. The whole thing is to remind me that he has money and that I need it"
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
#WIPSnips
"In addition to the custom wax seal. The letter is mechanically typed despite its brevity. Apparently Quintus is above handwriting letters these days. Just to add to it being hand delivered across the city. The whole thing is to remind me that he has money and that I need it"
"In addition to the custom wax seal. The letter is mechanically typed despite its brevity. Apparently Quintus is above handwriting letters these days. Just to add to it being hand delivered across the city. The whole thing is to remind me that he has money and that I need it"
darn it, one of my mutuals was doing a writing worldbuilding hashtag and now I cant find it
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
darn it, one of my mutuals was doing a writing worldbuilding hashtag and now I cant find it
Well I've started on "Interactive science fantasy kinda cozy story starring butch lesbian courier" (placeholder title)
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Well I've started on "Interactive science fantasy kinda cozy story starring butch lesbian courier" (placeholder title)
Me looking into my fancy fridge at which fruit and veg is still edible
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Me looking into my fancy fridge at which fruit and veg is still edible
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I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
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Some powerfully half-arsed tree harassment from Tux.
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Some powerfully half-arsed tree harassment from Tux.
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I like being able to get to places without a car
A quick glance out of the window will show you that London is not better than LA in every way. (Do it quickly: it’s 2.30, so it will be dark soon.)
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I like being able to get to places without a car
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
@adorkastock.com Hi, I've resubscribed to your $1 tier on patreon but when I click on the link for discord it authorises patreon but doesnt actually add me to the discord. could you help?
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
@adorkastock.com Hi, I've resubscribed to your $1 tier on patreon but when I click on the link for discord it authorises patreon but doesnt actually add me to the discord. could you help?
not the main point but Jimmy Fallon isn't just spineless he's an actual invertebrate. He's less a wet blanket more a used bathroom flannel. He's so gutless Im amazed he produces so much shit
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
not the main point but Jimmy Fallon isn't just spineless he's an actual invertebrate. He's less a wet blanket more a used bathroom flannel. He's so gutless Im amazed he produces so much shit
@brainmage.bsky.social @wangleberry.bsky.social
This was Phil before he heard you on the stream and thought new people were in the room and so might not know hes been fed.
This was Phil before he heard you on the stream and thought new people were in the room and so might not know hes been fed.
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@brainmage.bsky.social @wangleberry.bsky.social
This was Phil before he heard you on the stream and thought new people were in the room and so might not know hes been fed.
This was Phil before he heard you on the stream and thought new people were in the room and so might not know hes been fed.
Oh this is why I'm getting politics followers
WARNING: I don't post about politics much
WARNING: I don't post about politics much
"Dr Beth Upton - a biological male who identifies as a woman ."
BBC News can fully eat shit.
BBC News can fully eat shit.
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Oh this is why I'm getting politics followers
WARNING: I don't post about politics much
WARNING: I don't post about politics much
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
Barely 10 minutes into writing this interactive fiction thing and I've already got an homage to Life of Brian in there (a row of different preachers)
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Barely 10 minutes into writing this interactive fiction thing and I've already got an homage to Life of Brian in there (a row of different preachers)