The Amazing Prizzini
@amazingprizzini.bsky.social
Chicago’s very own Clown Attorney. Occasional British Loyalist who still welcomes a return of Queen Elizabeth II to these shores.
Should not be taken too seriously, please.
Should not be taken too seriously, please.
Pinned
Dum spiro spero.
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Chicago area forecast: more snow, less ICE
Snow! Snow! Snow!
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Chicago area forecast: more snow, less ICE
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Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
Things that are on my mind as I read a biography of William Marshal- when I was in college, I took a few class with John Mersheimer, of recent Russian talking points fame.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Things that are on my mind as I read a biography of William Marshal- when I was in college, I took a few class with John Mersheimer, of recent Russian talking points fame.
There is a giant snowstorm hitting Chicago, and I am in Ny, madly jealous of all the pictures
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
There is a giant snowstorm hitting Chicago, and I am in Ny, madly jealous of all the pictures
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Santa Claus has been arrested under the Terrorism Act in Norwich after it turns out Santa oppo-ho-ho-ses genocide and supports Palestine Action.
These four officers will be having their names checked twice this year.
Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
wedonotcomply.org
These four officers will be having their names checked twice this year.
Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
wedonotcomply.org
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Santa Claus has been arrested under the Terrorism Act in Norwich after it turns out Santa oppo-ho-ho-ses genocide and supports Palestine Action.
These four officers will be having their names checked twice this year.
Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
wedonotcomply.org
These four officers will be having their names checked twice this year.
Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
wedonotcomply.org
METAPHOR!
is that a foil tray of plain macaroni?
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
METAPHOR!
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NYC’s density really working against ICE today, much easier for a ton of people to swarm and shut them down once they realized what was going on
great fucking work everyone
great fucking work everyone
Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
NYC’s density really working against ICE today, much easier for a ton of people to swarm and shut them down once they realized what was going on
great fucking work everyone
great fucking work everyone
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As someone who actually has ancestors granted manumission, this always infuriates me. You know how folks contest wills they *knew* were accurate because they wanted more? Guess what was a common occurrence with posthumous manumission? Yup! All the sin-free good intentions for none of the freedom.
Apropos of nothing, can we do away with the "but they freed the people they enslaved in their will!" arguments? If you knew enough to know it was wrong to enslave people after you died, you shouldn't be praised when you profited from their forced labor when you were alive.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As someone who actually has ancestors granted manumission, this always infuriates me. You know how folks contest wills they *knew* were accurate because they wanted more? Guess what was a common occurrence with posthumous manumission? Yup! All the sin-free good intentions for none of the freedom.
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So grateful to everyone in NYC who mobilized to stop the ICE raid of Canal St. The violence being committed against immigrants is heart-wrenching, but the shows of solidarity we have seen around the country give me so much hope.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So grateful to everyone in NYC who mobilized to stop the ICE raid of Canal St. The violence being committed against immigrants is heart-wrenching, but the shows of solidarity we have seen around the country give me so much hope.
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There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.
They are lawless bestial scum.
They are lawless bestial scum.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.
They are lawless bestial scum.
They are lawless bestial scum.
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“Bears are frauds”
“Say that again?”
“Say that again?”
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Bears are frauds”
“Say that again?”
“Say that again?”
@profanity.accountant how profane am I?
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
@profanity.accountant how profane am I?
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I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
Muskie fish!
Springbok!
Bobcat!
Cheetah!
Loon!
Springbok!
Bobcat!
Cheetah!
Loon!
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Galapagos giant tortoise
Prairie dog
Western diamondback rattlesnake
Sperm whale
LSU fan
Galapagos giant tortoise
Prairie dog
Western diamondback rattlesnake
Sperm whale
LSU fan
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Muskie fish!
Springbok!
Bobcat!
Cheetah!
Loon!
Springbok!
Bobcat!
Cheetah!
Loon!
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Death Squads always bite their state sponsors in the ass. Always. It’s just a question of when and how.
What we do and don’t know about the shooting of 2 National Guard members in DC
There are lots of unanswered questions about the shooting of two West Virginia National Guard members in the nation’s capital.
apnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Death Squads always bite their state sponsors in the ass. Always. It’s just a question of when and how.
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"Did you see that Bears game last week?"
"Hell of a game. Hell of a game."
"Hell of a game. Hell of a game."
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Did you see that Bears game last week?"
"Hell of a game. Hell of a game."
"Hell of a game. Hell of a game."
We’ve probably gone beyond the point where Ben these idiots realize that if they ever lose power they might just go to jail.
This isn't a military strike. This is premeditated murder and Pete Hegseth is going to spend the rest of his fucking life rotting away in the deepest hole in Leavenworth once America is liberated from this illegitimate, illegal regime.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We’ve probably gone beyond the point where Ben these idiots realize that if they ever lose power they might just go to jail.
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
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The same road this picture was taken.
My neighborhood.
My neighborhood.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The same road this picture was taken.
My neighborhood.
My neighborhood.
Britain’s used to take pride in being a free people (even as they committed history books full of atrocities across the globe) but that’s no match for whatever cause Labour to do this.
so this is like, one of the biggest free speech infringements by a western democracy in our lifetimes right?
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Britain’s used to take pride in being a free people (even as they committed history books full of atrocities across the globe) but that’s no match for whatever cause Labour to do this.
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Normal politicians on Thanksgiving: Wishing you and your family a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
TRUMP ON VENEZUELA: WE'LL BE STARTING TO STOP THEM ON LAND SOON
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Normal politicians on Thanksgiving: Wishing you and your family a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
Uhh…god, it’s been some time since I saw a rock concert:
Metallica
The who
Tom petty
Electric six
Lunesa
Metallica
The who
Tom petty
Electric six
Lunesa
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Uhh…god, it’s been some time since I saw a rock concert:
Metallica
The who
Tom petty
Electric six
Lunesa
Metallica
The who
Tom petty
Electric six
Lunesa
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In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)