The Amazing Prizzini
@amazingprizzini.bsky.social
Chicago’s very own Clown Attorney. Occasional British Loyalist who still welcomes a return of Queen Elizabeth II to these shores.
Should not be taken too seriously, please.
Should not be taken too seriously, please.
Pinned
Dum spiro spero.
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There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.
They are lawless bestial scum.
They are lawless bestial scum.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.
They are lawless bestial scum.
They are lawless bestial scum.
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“Bears are frauds”
“Say that again?”
“Say that again?”
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Bears are frauds”
“Say that again?”
“Say that again?”
@profanity.accountant how profane am I?
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
@profanity.accountant how profane am I?
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I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
Muskie fish!
Springbok!
Bobcat!
Cheetah!
Loon!
Springbok!
Bobcat!
Cheetah!
Loon!
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Galapagos giant tortoise
Prairie dog
Western diamondback rattlesnake
Sperm whale
LSU fan
Galapagos giant tortoise
Prairie dog
Western diamondback rattlesnake
Sperm whale
LSU fan
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Muskie fish!
Springbok!
Bobcat!
Cheetah!
Loon!
Springbok!
Bobcat!
Cheetah!
Loon!
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Death Squads always bite their state sponsors in the ass. Always. It’s just a question of when and how.
What we do and don’t know about the shooting of 2 National Guard members in DC
There are lots of unanswered questions about the shooting of two West Virginia National Guard members in the nation’s capital.
apnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Death Squads always bite their state sponsors in the ass. Always. It’s just a question of when and how.
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"Did you see that Bears game last week?"
"Hell of a game. Hell of a game."
"Hell of a game. Hell of a game."
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Did you see that Bears game last week?"
"Hell of a game. Hell of a game."
"Hell of a game. Hell of a game."
We’ve probably gone beyond the point where Ben these idiots realize that if they ever lose power they might just go to jail.
This isn't a military strike. This is premeditated murder and Pete Hegseth is going to spend the rest of his fucking life rotting away in the deepest hole in Leavenworth once America is liberated from this illegitimate, illegal regime.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We’ve probably gone beyond the point where Ben these idiots realize that if they ever lose power they might just go to jail.
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
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The same road this picture was taken.
My neighborhood.
My neighborhood.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The same road this picture was taken.
My neighborhood.
My neighborhood.
Britain’s used to take pride in being a free people (even as they committed history books full of atrocities across the globe) but that’s no match for whatever cause Labour to do this.
so this is like, one of the biggest free speech infringements by a western democracy in our lifetimes right?
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Britain’s used to take pride in being a free people (even as they committed history books full of atrocities across the globe) but that’s no match for whatever cause Labour to do this.
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Normal politicians on Thanksgiving: Wishing you and your family a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
TRUMP ON VENEZUELA: WE'LL BE STARTING TO STOP THEM ON LAND SOON
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Normal politicians on Thanksgiving: Wishing you and your family a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
Uhh…god, it’s been some time since I saw a rock concert:
Metallica
The who
Tom petty
Electric six
Lunesa
Metallica
The who
Tom petty
Electric six
Lunesa
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Uhh…god, it’s been some time since I saw a rock concert:
Metallica
The who
Tom petty
Electric six
Lunesa
Metallica
The who
Tom petty
Electric six
Lunesa
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In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
I taught my daughter about how silly Captain Cook was to “discover” a place where people had been living for a long time, and now she telling me how she “discovered” various places and out the wrong flag up.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I taught my daughter about how silly Captain Cook was to “discover” a place where people had been living for a long time, and now she telling me how she “discovered” various places and out the wrong flag up.
I am making both cranberry chutney and a sweet potato cranberry apple baked dish for thanks giving tomorrow, and I am excited for both.
Hurrah!
Hurrah!
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I am making both cranberry chutney and a sweet potato cranberry apple baked dish for thanks giving tomorrow, and I am excited for both.
Hurrah!
Hurrah!
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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“The Surrealists were willing to look into the abyss of so-called civilisation, admit to ‘pessimism all along the line,’ and nonetheless wrench from that darkness a poetics of revolutionary change,” @naomiaklein.bsky.social writes www.equator.org/articles/sur...
Surrealism Against Fascism • EQUATOR
A century ago, artists who survived the trenches captured humanity’s capacity for destruction. What can they teach us about confronting the far-right in a new age of genocide?
www.equator.org
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“The Surrealists were willing to look into the abyss of so-called civilisation, admit to ‘pessimism all along the line,’ and nonetheless wrench from that darkness a poetics of revolutionary change,” @naomiaklein.bsky.social writes www.equator.org/articles/sur...
This, more than anything, is Trump’s vision of America.
Endless waves of masked federal agents attacking blue cities and the people there.
We aren’t real Americans to them. We’re just fodder for their Twitter feeds.
Endless waves of masked federal agents attacking blue cities and the people there.
We aren’t real Americans to them. We’re just fodder for their Twitter feeds.
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This, more than anything, is Trump’s vision of America.
Endless waves of masked federal agents attacking blue cities and the people there.
We aren’t real Americans to them. We’re just fodder for their Twitter feeds.
Endless waves of masked federal agents attacking blue cities and the people there.
We aren’t real Americans to them. We’re just fodder for their Twitter feeds.
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
We were in the random audio cd section of the library yesterday, and God bless her, my beloved daughter chose an old George Gershwin cd out.
I got to introduce her to Fred Astaire singing They Can’t take that away from me!
I got to introduce her to Fred Astaire singing They Can’t take that away from me!
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We were in the random audio cd section of the library yesterday, and God bless her, my beloved daughter chose an old George Gershwin cd out.
I got to introduce her to Fred Astaire singing They Can’t take that away from me!
I got to introduce her to Fred Astaire singing They Can’t take that away from me!