Eb (he/him)
@afab-acab.bsky.social
Fat old white guy from Minnesota. Perpetually failing at taking a social media break. "Just say NO to outer space"
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If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
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I got a huge package of photos in the mail today of the art that my incarcerated friend Jeremiah and his friends have been able to make with your donated supplies. I will keep adding photos in this thread till we make it through all of them. Thank you for changing lives. 🩷
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I got a huge package of photos in the mail today of the art that my incarcerated friend Jeremiah and his friends have been able to make with your donated supplies. I will keep adding photos in this thread till we make it through all of them. Thank you for changing lives. 🩷
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Issuing correction on previous post. We’re not slut shaming her! We’re shaming her for her choice of two very specific partners!
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Issuing correction on previous post. We’re not slut shaming her! We’re shaming her for her choice of two very specific partners!
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Bluesky has deleted my friend Sama'a's account for what feels like the hundredth time. Please give what you can to help her family survive the harsh weather and privation.
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Bluesky has deleted my friend Sama'a's account for what feels like the hundredth time. Please give what you can to help her family survive the harsh weather and privation.
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
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Inside me are two wolves. One is front of house, the other is back of house. They are dating, but it's not going well and it's causing a lot of drama.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Inside me are two wolves. One is front of house, the other is back of house. They are dating, but it's not going well and it's causing a lot of drama.
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Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
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Marion Cotillard wanna be a lil musky... imma allow it... it's just the way of her people
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Marion Cotillard wanna be a lil musky... imma allow it... it's just the way of her people
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jeez. guess i never understood how uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
jeez. guess i never understood how uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
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Do I pay you to wake me up about every little thing?! No, I pay you to viz
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Do I pay you to wake me up about every little thing?! No, I pay you to viz
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I need this kind of help like I need a raccoon in my bra
Google has now admitted that they will tap into users' personal data within Gmail and Drive in order for their upcoming AI search to "be more helpful".
For years, Google has advertised their services as "encrypted" and "secure", which begs the question: are they really?
1/5 🧵
For years, Google has advertised their services as "encrypted" and "secure", which begs the question: are they really?
1/5 🧵
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I need this kind of help like I need a raccoon in my bra
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
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I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying
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aw jeeze, we invented the dune pain box for one specific thing, but now everyone is passing it around and seeing who can stick their hand in it longest. they’re all laughing about it. they’re daring dave to stick his dingus in there
July 1, 2024 at 3:09 PM
aw jeeze, we invented the dune pain box for one specific thing, but now everyone is passing it around and seeing who can stick their hand in it longest. they’re all laughing about it. they’re daring dave to stick his dingus in there
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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Joyce Carol Oates: Demonstrating the Value of the Humanities through Public Ownership of the Richest Man on Earth
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Joyce Carol Oates: Demonstrating the Value of the Humanities through Public Ownership of the Richest Man on Earth
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A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
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"How could Dems cave like this after last Tuesday's victory?" But it wasn't a victory for Schumer. His candidate -- the Trump-supported one -- lost. The jubilation and hope folks feel about Mamdani? Chuck feels the opposite. To sum up: he sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"How could Dems cave like this after last Tuesday's victory?" But it wasn't a victory for Schumer. His candidate -- the Trump-supported one -- lost. The jubilation and hope folks feel about Mamdani? Chuck feels the opposite. To sum up: he sucks.
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Sorry one more
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sorry one more
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They should invent a cat who doesn’t LEAVE when you want to CUDDLE him
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
They should invent a cat who doesn’t LEAVE when you want to CUDDLE him
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"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"
White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett tells Fox Business that the impact of the government shutdown is far worse than expected.
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"
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Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
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I will never "expand on that." My posts are their own exegesis.
expand on that
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I will never "expand on that." My posts are their own exegesis.
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"