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zeet (opinion columnist)
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i write annoying articles that set the tone of our national discourse. i am very important
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guys i don't want to be the parade rain-er here but this is 100% someone who just signed up those accounts for political spam that didn't require email address verification after they were made public. They didn't even start until 2020, after his death
dailyboulder.com/new-trump-ep...

A fresh batch of leaked emails is throwing the Trump–Epstein connection back into the spotlight after a whistleblower group released messages that appear to show Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign sending bizarrely addressed emails to an account linked to Jeffrey Epstein
New Trump–Epstein Email Leak Stuns Reporters: 'I Am So Proud to Be Your President, Pedophiles'
A fresh batch of leaked emails is throwing the Trump–Epstein connection back into the spotlight after a whistleblower group released messages that appear to show Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign sending b...
dailyboulder.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
a nice thing about a customer-service oriented job is that occasionally you run into people having a much, much worse day than you are, and you get to be their hero.

the kind of days that make you remember why you got into this field and why you do it
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Boooooooooo
Disney has revealed the closing date for Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith. The coaster's last day of operation will be March 1, 2026. The ride will be rethemed and reopen as Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets in summer 2026.
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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This might actually be the week republicans went “wait we can just wait for him to die”
The Heritage Foundation is cracking
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Ace combat is so fucking good. We don’t deserve this. We’re swine.
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
are they done with the game awards? are all the trailers up?
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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We now have an exact number of Beltway pundits and politicians who think she might fuck them. Luckily, it's not as high as I feared.
American Canto sold 1165 physical copies in its first week, per bookscan.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@josebird.bsky.social does great work
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This is so fucking embarrassing
“I swear, it’s actually based and anti-capitalist that I keep using it.”

Reality:
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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valve should announce Megaman Legends 3 just to confuse people
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Kate Bush has done more good for Māoris than Curtis Yarvin. Full stop.
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The real danger is that immigrant groups will vote in brown people, says white South African who held extraordinary political power despite zero people voting for him
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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So they *are* able to stop a ship in international waters and seize control of it without killing everyone on board?

Huh.
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Oh right
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Elizabeth Warren and the rest of the nominal progressives get out of here with your ignorant Tipper Gore bullshit challenge
Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.

This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I'm an untrained artist designing merch that draws on niche pop culture mashups for queer pride, nerd humor, and agitprop for a better world being possible. This thread includes a sampling of my work, which you can find on stickers and shirts, pins, prints, and patches at willburrows.art/shop
May 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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damn that’s a lot of economic anxiety
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."

The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Holy fuck ZACH
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial."

"Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery.

My story:
Conspiracy theorist election denier given FEMA’s second-most important role
Gregg Phillips will lead the Office of Response and Recovery, “the heart of what FEMA does.”
www.thehandbasket.co
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not sure if it's funny or sad that an adult wrote this letter
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle

The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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wow WOW
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM