zeet (opinion columnist)
@zeet.bsky.social
i write annoying articles that set the tone of our national discourse. i am very important
YOOOOO that's so cool. Cirroc is a boss.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
YOOOOO that's so cool. Cirroc is a boss.
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
...no.
He's the Secretary Of State.
He's the Secretary Of State.
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
...no.
He's the Secretary Of State.
He's the Secretary Of State.
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Unlike you suckers i only react to real things: putting random bugs in jars with leaves and holes in the top and showing the cool bugs to my family
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Unlike you suckers i only react to real things: putting random bugs in jars with leaves and holes in the top and showing the cool bugs to my family
posts like this remind me that i spend far too much time on these hellsites.
i shouldn't know what this is.
i do, and i am worse off for it
i shouldn't know what this is.
i do, and i am worse off for it
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
posts like this remind me that i spend far too much time on these hellsites.
i shouldn't know what this is.
i do, and i am worse off for it
i shouldn't know what this is.
i do, and i am worse off for it
he's been a pretty decent wet-weather driver since his f2 days tbh. doesn't come up very often but it's consistent. would be much further back if it were dry i'm sure
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
he's been a pretty decent wet-weather driver since his f2 days tbh. doesn't come up very often but it's consistent. would be much further back if it were dry i'm sure
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like i'm sure there are nefarious plans afoot but right now
today?
today feels like very briefly we have been pulled back into the right side up from the upside down lol
today?
today feels like very briefly we have been pulled back into the right side up from the upside down lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
like i'm sure there are nefarious plans afoot but right now
today?
today feels like very briefly we have been pulled back into the right side up from the upside down lol
today?
today feels like very briefly we have been pulled back into the right side up from the upside down lol
Think you may have attached the wrong image bud
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Think you may have attached the wrong image bud
this sounds like an experience one only has when they are physically restrained and forced to do so clockwork-orange style and i am tempted to seek it out for myself
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this sounds like an experience one only has when they are physically restrained and forced to do so clockwork-orange style and i am tempted to seek it out for myself
I was wondering if you would be chiming in on this 🫡
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I was wondering if you would be chiming in on this 🫡
ted's a nonstarter for the trump base. traditional republicans like him but literally nobody else does. dead on arrival
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ted's a nonstarter for the trump base. traditional republicans like him but literally nobody else does. dead on arrival
Think that's only for the first year but yeah
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Think that's only for the first year but yeah
Keep in mind, this is also why so many people keep reporting that they are seeing the same ones over and over; people can't get out of them.
Used cars dealerships don't want them, buyers don't want them. People literally can't sell them.
Used cars dealerships don't want them, buyers don't want them. People literally can't sell them.
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Keep in mind, this is also why so many people keep reporting that they are seeing the same ones over and over; people can't get out of them.
Used cars dealerships don't want them, buyers don't want them. People literally can't sell them.
Used cars dealerships don't want them, buyers don't want them. People literally can't sell them.
I live right around the corner from a Tesla showroom that has dozens of these parked in a back lot.
They aren't moving them.
They aren't moving them.
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I live right around the corner from a Tesla showroom that has dozens of these parked in a back lot.
They aren't moving them.
They aren't moving them.
Matt I think I'm doing it wrong because I'm thinking about it and I'm not having a very fun time
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Matt I think I'm doing it wrong because I'm thinking about it and I'm not having a very fun time
Terrible fucking poll design and graphic but consider the source
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Terrible fucking poll design and graphic but consider the source
I would like the planes to not crash Sean
Wear whatever you want
Wear whatever you want
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I would like the planes to not crash Sean
Wear whatever you want
Wear whatever you want
I remember finding Izzy weird even at the time, but Spot was the shit
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I remember finding Izzy weird even at the time, but Spot was the shit