🦃🍁 Tim Pie-rce 🥧🥔
@unchi.org
what's a man like me supposed to do
with all this extra savoir-faire?
with all this extra savoir-faire?
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🦃🍁 Tim Pie-rce 🥧🥔
@unchi.org
· Feb 1
Making political hay out of this makes you an asshole. A ghoulish one.
If I die under this administration, don’t bother burying me — just dump my body on the White House lawn.
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
Thank god *someone* is.
France24 is straight up calling the boat strikes war crimes
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Thank god *someone* is.
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I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
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The thousand dollars was tempting, but the job was beyond bizarre. I honestly didn't know where to start looking for twenty-four lost caskets.
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The thousand dollars was tempting, but the job was beyond bizarre. I honestly didn't know where to start looking for twenty-four lost caskets.
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MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
This is completely inappropriate
A raytracer has been written in pure cmake.
There are lots of things that should not be done.
64.github.io/cmake-raytra...
There are lots of things that should not be done.
64.github.io/cmake-raytra...
Ray Tracing in pure CMake
A simple ray tracer written in pure CMake
64.github.io
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This is completely inappropriate
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one of the disqualifying things about this is that hegseth writes this garbage as if he’s the first person in history to have ever considered these issues
“Should we follow the Geneva Conventions?” Pete Hegseth asked in 2024.
It’s almost as if there were signs!
bsky.app/profile/anna...
It’s almost as if there were signs!
bsky.app/profile/anna...
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
one of the disqualifying things about this is that hegseth writes this garbage as if he’s the first person in history to have ever considered these issues
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
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Congratulations to the Secretary of Defense for ordering a hundred murders right before the president established the precedent that pardons are invalid.
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Congratulations to the Secretary of Defense for ordering a hundred murders right before the president established the precedent that pardons are invalid.
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In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
This is an absolutely incredible story
"I realised what had happened while acting out my character’s death, and thinking: I have to lie here until the lights go down."
"I realised what had happened while acting out my character’s death, and thinking: I have to lie here until the lights go down."
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is an absolutely incredible story
"I realised what had happened while acting out my character’s death, and thinking: I have to lie here until the lights go down."
"I realised what had happened while acting out my character’s death, and thinking: I have to lie here until the lights go down."
Before the Thanksgiving season is entirely out, please let me remind you that DIE HARD is a Thanksgiving movie and completely appropriate to watch this weekend.
My contribution to DIE HARD discourse is:
It is a movie about a group of Americans gathering to observe their seasonal holidays, when they’re beset upon by a group of bloodthirsty Europeans determined to kill and destroy everyone in their way.
DIE HARD is a Thanksgiving movie.
It is a movie about a group of Americans gathering to observe their seasonal holidays, when they’re beset upon by a group of bloodthirsty Europeans determined to kill and destroy everyone in their way.
DIE HARD is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Before the Thanksgiving season is entirely out, please let me remind you that DIE HARD is a Thanksgiving movie and completely appropriate to watch this weekend.
This is a wonderful list and one of the most thoughtful holiday-themed movie lists I’ve seen yet. It makes me want to see the movies I haven’t seen, even the ones I doubt I’d like.
In what may be my opus, I present my list of movies I consider to be, spiritually speaking, Thanksgiving movies.
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
A Guide to Thanksgiving Movies
Films to watch while you cook for, or hide from, family this year
houseofmirrors.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is a wonderful list and one of the most thoughtful holiday-themed movie lists I’ve seen yet. It makes me want to see the movies I haven’t seen, even the ones I doubt I’d like.
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they want to do kristalnacht so bad
We’re shutting down immigration and canceling Afghanistani-Americans because of a single incident. But thousands of gun deaths, don’t require a single action of any kind. We’re not banning men, or young men, or abusive young men, or guns.
This wasn’t “mental health”? This one incident?
This wasn’t “mental health”? This one incident?
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
they want to do kristalnacht so bad
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Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
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The president and the speaker are scrambling to promote a candidate in a gerrymandered Tennessee district Trump won by 22 points last year.
That’s the smell of panic in the air.
That’s the smell of panic in the air.
Trump and Mike Johnson plan to hold a Monday evening tele-rally to boost Matt Van Epps in the #TN07 special election. www.axios.com/2025/11/28/t...
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The president and the speaker are scrambling to promote a candidate in a gerrymandered Tennessee district Trump won by 22 points last year.
That’s the smell of panic in the air.
That’s the smell of panic in the air.
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thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
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I can’t be the only one who sees it, right? RIGHT? @elienyc.bsky.social
Although the toupee-like feathers on the head of male pheasants help them woo the ladies, the unusual embellishments also render the birds partially blind. https://scim.ag/48Hxko3
Love practically makes these birds go blind
Unusually obstructive plumage compromises the vision of two types of pheasants—a first in birds
scim.ag
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I can’t be the only one who sees it, right? RIGHT? @elienyc.bsky.social
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Gov Walz is saying what we’ve been saying. If the president is this erratic, then the public deserves to know what is going on. Four simple words: show the MRI results.
If Trump is fine, prove it. If he isn’t, step aside.
If Trump is fine, prove it. If he isn’t, step aside.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Gov Walz is saying what we’ve been saying. If the president is this erratic, then the public deserves to know what is going on. Four simple words: show the MRI results.
If Trump is fine, prove it. If he isn’t, step aside.
If Trump is fine, prove it. If he isn’t, step aside.
My opinion on fruitcake is that you are right to think it is awful and terrible and inedible, and that’s why if any of you find yourselves in possession of unwanted fruitcake, you should SEND IT TO ME so I can dispose of it the right way
(In my belly)
(In my belly)
Okay while we’re on the subject of polarizing holiday foods — what’s the Bluesky temperature on fruitcake? 😃 This one came from Mepkin Abbey in Moncks Corner, SC (town name unrelated, believe it or not) — buying one is an annual family tradition — and is possibly my fav holiday dessert period
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My opinion on fruitcake is that you are right to think it is awful and terrible and inedible, and that’s why if any of you find yourselves in possession of unwanted fruitcake, you should SEND IT TO ME so I can dispose of it the right way
(In my belly)
(In my belly)
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Fun fact: while many other languages have syntactic sugar, C is the only language with syntactic hydrochloric acid
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fun fact: while many other languages have syntactic sugar, C is the only language with syntactic hydrochloric acid
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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Trump is an instinctive bigot, but he doesn’t have the attention span to be an ideologically committed white nationalist. He also craves approval from everyone (e.g. his Mamdani meeting). That’s why Miller’s role as Trump’s white nationalist whisperer has been so important. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Trump is an instinctive bigot, but he doesn’t have the attention span to be an ideologically committed white nationalist. He also craves approval from everyone (e.g. his Mamdani meeting). That’s why Miller’s role as Trump’s white nationalist whisperer has been so important. bsky.app/profile/atru...