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🦃🍁 Tim Pie-rce 🥧🥔
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what's a man like me supposed to do
with all this extra savoir-faire?
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You will be visited by three spirits.

The three spirits:
Still frame from O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? With John Turturro (a scrawny white guy with deep set eyes, nearly bald), Tim Blake Nelson (a scrawny white guy with a long face and short scraggly brown hair) and George Clooney (a ruggedly handsome guy with dark hair swept back, a mustache, and eyebrows like cruise missiles) all dressed in black and white striped prison jumpsuits, crouching in a forest and looking off at something off camera with grim, nervous expressions.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I don't really know what to do with this knowledge, but the photo that Hegseth is complaining about is not reversed. You can see that the writing on the medals in its its proper orientation if you zoom in.
A photograph from a tweet recently posted by Senator Mark Kelly, showing a close-up of the shoulder of his uniform with medals pinned on it. The writing on the medals include phrases like "Expeditionary Service", "Pistol Shot, United States Navy", "East Asia", "NASA", etc.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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No, that was *definitely* 1991, I was sure of that
The cover art for Nirvana's album "Nevermind": a photograph of a naked baby, swimming underwater in a swimming pool, with a dollar bill connected to a fishing line floating in front of it
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The "Good-Bad" meme showing two images of Pixar's "Mr. Incredible" character: on the left, Mr. Incredible shown in soft light with a goofy smile, captioned "GOOGLE RELEASES A NEW IDE" on the right, a dingy black-and-white image of Mr. Incredible in shadows, grimacing, captioned "AND IT'S STILL NOT CIDER"
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Part of what I love about Criterion is that ... they do their thing with trash movies too.
Cover art for the movie "Armageddon", showing the word "Armageddon" written against a background of fire creeping across the horizon of a planet in darkness. At the top of the cover are the words "The Criterion Collection"
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I am begging bluesky for mercy
Screenshot of several Bluesky posts by different people in the last few hours, all of them saying "everything I have learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will"
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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It is 1998. The U.S. government is launching military action to distract from the news that Bill Clinton got a blowjob.

It is 2025. The U.S. government is launching military action to distract from the news that Bill Clinton got a blowjob.
The panel from the "Watchmen" graphic novel of Dr. Manhattan (a naked blue-skinned humanoid figure) sitting on a pile of rocks on the planet Mars, staring off into the distance.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The cover art for Paul Simon's "Graceland" album: on a cream-colored background, the words "PAUL SIMON" and "GRACELAND" above a primitive cubist artwork St. George riding a white horse, taken from a 15th century Ethiopian manuscript.
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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This is an AI-generated headline, right
Screenshot of a recipe web page: Just Love Cooking 25 Firm Tofu Recipes That Will Have You Saying Tof-Yes! Updated by Louise Cutler on August 14, 2025
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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The famous dril "racism" tweet, edited here to say: turning a big dial taht says "Child Sexual Abuse" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like MEGYN KELLY
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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That one looks like Henry Winkler to me.
Head shot of actor and director Henry Winkler, a white man with bushy white-gray hair, a lined face, a wide mouth and broad smile.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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We posted this so many times and now are really being put to the test
Screenshot of a cartoon with two people next to a box with a big red button. One is wearing a blue "D" hat and the other is wearing a red "MAGA" hat. Panel 1: MAGA: "Pushing this button will begin the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein and Trump..." Panel 2: MAGA: "... But! Bill Clinton must also ..." [blue "D" guy is already slamming the button] Panel 3: Blue "D" guy continues whacking the button, while red "MAGA" guy looks on with wide eyes and sweating face Panel 4: Blue "D" guy continues hitting the button, while red "MAGA" guy tries to pull him away from the box, sobbing and saying "DUDE"
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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If you see this post a bird
Still frame from the Greta Gerwig movie LADY BIRD, with Saoirse Ronan as the title character (a teenage white girl with straight shoulder-length dark hair dyed deep red, deep blue eyes, and an oval face) wearing a school uniform of white collared shirt and dark sweater vest, and a turquoise backpack. She is looking at the camera with a pensive expression.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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"Yeah, Trump was mad because he was stealing his girls, but, yeah. What? Hm?"
Screenshot from the linked video, showing Sean Hannity on the left (a white man in his sixties with gray hair, wearing a dark blue blazer and a light blue button-down shirt), looking panicky and puzzled, and Stephanie Miller on the right (a middle-aged white woman with a drawn face, long straight brown hair, wearing a pink blouse), looking directly at the camera as though the strength of her gaze alone will cut through it completely.
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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If this is a joke, I think I’m missing it?

This was Pope John Paul II in 1982.
Screenshot: The Enduring Legacy Of John Paul II's 1982 Visit To Britain [photo of Pope John Paul II, a white man with white hair wearing papal robes and looking absolutely nothing like the photo at the top of this thread, captioned:] Pope John Paul Il shakes hands with Queen Elizabeth Il as he leaves Buckingham Palace after their historic May 28, 1982, meeting in London. (photo: Ron Bell / AFP via Getty Images)
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Are you kidding me, they *literally* used the Situation Room to plot how to block the Epstein files
Screenshot of a CNN headline reading “Exclusive: Trump administration holds Situation Room meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files”. There is a photo of Trump’s big vacuous face looking scowly about something.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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This meeting I'm in is really boring anyway.
Well you’re going to see, you know, I was able to bring in my first term, I signed up the World Cup, so you’re gonna have the World Cup, and you’re gonna have the Olympics. I never did the Olympic thing, so wer’re gonna have both the Olympics, I signed both of them up. I never thought I’d go to see them as President, but then we had an election that, ah, there was a little hanky panky going on, as you say, and now all of a sudden, I’m the president during those two. And then of course we have the two hundred and fiftieth year, which, you know, the anniversary thing which is big. I do have to say, look, I like them all, I love sports, but, I do have to say and I’ll probably get myself in a little trouble for this: I hate the kickoff. [voice] Aw, come on, Mr. President! I think it’s so terrible, I think it’s so demeaning, and I think it hurts the game, it hurts the pageantry. I told that to Roger Goodell, and I don’t think it’s any safer. I mean you still have guys crashing into each other and it’s so, you know, it’s the opposite of what the game – the ball is in the air and nobody’s moving. it’s supposed to be, when the ball is in the air, when the ball is played [voice] It’s a live ball, Mr. President! And you walk in, and the pageantry of the game is so badly hurt, and I don’t think NFL, you know, they’ll do what they wanna do, but I don’t think they’ll change. I hope college football doesn’t change, because you know, the power of the kickoff was so beautiful and now, you know, I don’t want to say what it reminds me of because I’ll get myself into big trouble, but it is not football. And I have no idea what you guys, you guys may disagree with me, I don’t think it’s gonna help— [voice] No, Mr. President, this is how we feel. I feel as if they were just going to get rid of the kickoff and special teams as a whole. As a former punter and kickoff guy, anything to save the play I’m on board with, cause they were on their way to kind of move it out. So this version of the kickoff kind of became kind of the last hope, basically, for the kickoff. But what you said about the original kickoff, I think every football person is like, yeah, let’s go back to that, especially with onside kick capabilities, and surprise onside kick capabilities— Oh, it’s so good, it’s so good, and now it’s so bad. It’s so bad. It’s terrible. It’s so unromantic and it’s just demeaning to football, I don’t think they have a right to do that to the game.
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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me trying desperately to figure out how all these are the same person
John Bernard Lee as “M” in the early Bond films: a late middle age white man with graying hair, seated in an office with a globe behind him, wearing a conservative gray suit and holding a pipe Ralph Fiennes as “M” in the middle era Bond films: a middle age white man with brown hair, wearing a blue shirt, tie, and suspenders, and not resembling John Bernard Lee much at all Dame Judi Dench as “M” in the modern Bond films: an older white woman with short white hair and piercing blue eyes, wearing a smart black business suit, and looking nothing at all like either John Bernard Lee or Ralph Fiennes
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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"Yup."
Still frame from the pilot episode of the Apple TV show "Pluribus", with Rhea Seehorn (a white woman in her early fifties with shoulder-length blonde hair, wearing a yellow leather jacket over a gray shirt, sitting on a couch in a dark living room with a phone to her ear. She is looking up at something above the camera with a look of fear and complete puzzlement.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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folks, I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you about my anaesthesia experience, I was asleep the whole time
Screenshot of a text message dated "Today 5:06 PM" Your feedback is important to us. Please take a moment to complete a survey about your anaesthesia experience [url follows]
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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All right, we’re gonna do this
A white person’s hand (mine) holding a brown beer bottle labeled “Fluffer Nutter”. At the bottom of the label is a drawing of two peanuts leaning against each other and the words “WHITE STOUT” and “8% Alc. by Vol”
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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WHOA www.osnews.com/story/143719...
Screenshot of a Mastodon post by Rob Ricci (@ricci@discuss.systems): While cleaning a storage room, our staff found this tape containing #UNIX v4 from Bell Labs, circa 1973 Apparently no other complete copies are known to exist: https://gunkies.org/wiki/UNIX_Fourth_Edition We have arranged to deliver it to the Computer History Museum [photo of a large tape reel with a handwritten label reading "UNIX Original from Bell Labs v4 (see manual for format)"]
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Screenshot of text written in the style of a "Zohran for New York City" poster -- orange text with red drop shadow, against a vivid royal blue background, only this time saying "THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES"
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Elm Park, Worcester, Massachusetts
Photo of a pond in a park at twilight, taken from a bridge over the pond with trees on either side retreating into the distance, and a distant city skyline against the dark twilight blue sky, just a strip of golden twilight on the horizon.
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Full marks for this guy's use of "fulsome" here, absolutely perfect, 12/10, no notes whatsoever
Screenshot of a dictionary definition of the word "fulsome": 1. offensive to good taste, especially as being excessive; overdone or gross. "fulsome praise that embarrassed her deeply; fulsome décor." 2. disgusting; sickening; repulsive. "a table heaped with fulsome mounds of greasy foods." 3. excessively or insincerely lavish. "fulsome admiration." 4. encompassing all aspects; comprehensive. "a fulsome survey of the political situation in Central America." 5. abundant or copious.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM