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On the first day of Christmas, my true love got me some kind of fuckin bird. What the fuck.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
On the first day of Christmas, my true love got me some kind of fuckin bird. What the fuck.
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Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
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why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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[a really long time ago]
ME: what are you drinking from
INVENTOR: a glass
ME: what's it made of
INVENTOR: glass
ME: what are those things on your face
INVENTOR: glasses
ME: jesus christ dude
ME: what are you drinking from
INVENTOR: a glass
ME: what's it made of
INVENTOR: glass
ME: what are those things on your face
INVENTOR: glasses
ME: jesus christ dude
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
[a really long time ago]
ME: what are you drinking from
INVENTOR: a glass
ME: what's it made of
INVENTOR: glass
ME: what are those things on your face
INVENTOR: glasses
ME: jesus christ dude
ME: what are you drinking from
INVENTOR: a glass
ME: what's it made of
INVENTOR: glass
ME: what are those things on your face
INVENTOR: glasses
ME: jesus christ dude
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give every transgender person a mech suit
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
give every transgender person a mech suit
born to travel the world and catch pokémon
forced to work in an office and catch leads
forced to work in an office and catch leads
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
born to travel the world and catch pokémon
forced to work in an office and catch leads
forced to work in an office and catch leads
me: hi, I'd like a ticket for the next train
clerk: aisle or window?
me: the what??? no. i said ticket for the train. a window won't get me home bro
clerk: aisle or window?
me: the what??? no. i said ticket for the train. a window won't get me home bro
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
me: hi, I'd like a ticket for the next train
clerk: aisle or window?
me: the what??? no. i said ticket for the train. a window won't get me home bro
clerk: aisle or window?
me: the what??? no. i said ticket for the train. a window won't get me home bro
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receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
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❌ A/I can’t replace real skills
❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens
❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought
❌ A/I isn’t therapy
✅ A/I is hurting the environment
✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives
✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers
✅ A/I can give you psychosis
🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫
❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens
❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought
❌ A/I isn’t therapy
✅ A/I is hurting the environment
✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives
✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers
✅ A/I can give you psychosis
🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
❌ A/I can’t replace real skills
❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens
❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought
❌ A/I isn’t therapy
✅ A/I is hurting the environment
✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives
✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers
✅ A/I can give you psychosis
🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫
❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens
❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought
❌ A/I isn’t therapy
✅ A/I is hurting the environment
✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives
✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers
✅ A/I can give you psychosis
🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫
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[restaurant]
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
[restaurant]
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
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Release the Palpatine files!
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Release the Palpatine files!
[writing on linkedin]: 03 valuable lessons that epstein's email exchange asking if putin has the photos of trump giving bill clinton a blowjob can teach us about the power and importance of networking
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
[writing on linkedin]: 03 valuable lessons that epstein's email exchange asking if putin has the photos of trump giving bill clinton a blowjob can teach us about the power and importance of networking
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is a sandwich a speech act
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
is a sandwich a speech act
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you forgot to charge it . you should charge it. it came with a charger. use the charger. charge it . c
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
you forgot to charge it . you should charge it. it came with a charger. use the charger. charge it . c
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meme of Bong Joon Ho making his Oscars kiss but instead he is holding me and you
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
meme of Bong Joon Ho making his Oscars kiss but instead he is holding me and you
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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s-tier posters will write good alt text, engage/riff in the replies, and boost good content
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
s-tier posters will write good alt text, engage/riff in the replies, and boost good content
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Me, sober: Ham is pretty mid, tbh.
Me, drunk: Hey…you got any ham?
Me, drunk: Hey…you got any ham?
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me, sober: Ham is pretty mid, tbh.
Me, drunk: Hey…you got any ham?
Me, drunk: Hey…you got any ham?
"i hate you and your business is dogwater" bro why would water for a dog be a bad thing?
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"i hate you and your business is dogwater" bro why would water for a dog be a bad thing?
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the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
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bluesky should have a labeler for posts that are jokes
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
bluesky should have a labeler for posts that are jokes
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i needed cheering up so i drew a potato
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i needed cheering up so i drew a potato