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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 2d

what’s your most unhinged opinion about engagement farming?

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3d

Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3d

canned fish labels really will say "may contain other things that were nearby at the time"

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2d

A lot of TV shows now have a warning about "adult situations" . . .
but then you watch and no one is going to work, paying bills or cleaning up dog poop.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2d

All lactose is tolerable for the pure of heart

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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 2d

hey. that's me. delete my photo.

Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 2d

it's dangerous to go alone, take this

Photo of a tiny pikachu figurine sitting on the tip of a finger

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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 10d

mojo jojo: the path of villainy, a path which I, the mojo jojo himself, has trodden, is fraught with peril! your monologues will be interrupted. you will be punched by small, flying children. but I, Mojo Jojo, proclaim to you that this does not have to make us stop! no!

villain audience: *applause*

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10d

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10d

I've failed at making jokes before, but I've never failed at it so hard I burned down the entire business I'm CEO of out of spite.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 10d

[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call]

LEAVE IT 🔫

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 10d

[Trump announces that ICE agents will now wear white hoods]

New York Times: the president makes a bold fashion statement

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · Sep 29

dear god make me a moth I want to be invisible among dead leaves

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Oct 21

[first day as a doctor]

me: inside of you are two wolves

patient: …you mean lungs?

me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Aug 22

is anybody else's amulet glowing

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Micah @rincewind.run · 14d

there's been too much fighting on here - let's rerun Trump Is Secretly Dead this weekend, that was fun last time

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14d

Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today

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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 14d

me: nah, I don’t think I have a type

also me: *swiping right exclusively on people who look like they’d help me hide a body if I need*

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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 14d

psychiatrist: *shows me an inkblot* what do you see?

me: snoopy in a puffer :)

him: *shows other* what do you see?

me: a sad snoopy… :(

him: *shows another* and now?

me: a snoopy afraid of relationships due to past trauma… :(

him: *shows the first one again*

me: snoopy in a puffer :)

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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 14d

bros talking about leave bluesky because CEO is CEOing when they use instagram every day like bruh... lmao

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14d

as i’ve been saying since i first got on this platform, never trust nerds

onion person @junlper.beer · Apr 27

the shitposters on this platform must overtake the tech posters if we want this place to thrive, the first bluesky war

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 15d

Kidnapping parents in front of their children and killing fisherman in their boats sounds bad, but you know what's worse? Pink hair and pronouns

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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 15d

so it seems to me that the bluesky team really doesn't like pancakes...

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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 18d

new recession indicator just dropped

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 18d

all-new The Simpsons movie coming July 23, 2027

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18d

The bees have discovered Brutalism

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 20d

Nature is healing

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18d

1992: has anyone heard of the internet? I think this might be the next big thing

2025: has anyone found a way to destroy the internet? I think this might be the next big thing

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 18d

hi im MrBeast and this is the trolley problem

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