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The Ghost of Geoffrey Lewis
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Where am I?
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When Biden gave the worst debate performance in history, my job as a neutral reporter was to write about it incessantly until he dropped out. When Trump gave the second worst debate performance in history, against Harris, my job was to lend credence to his claim that immigrants were eating pets.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Extremists: immigrants need to come here the *right* way!

Trump: actively dismantles every pathway to legal immigration

Extremists: why don’t they come here the *right* way!!!
BREAKING NYT:

The Trump admin just fired eight immigration judges in New York City.

All the judges were dismissed from the immigration offices at 26 Federal Plaza — a building that houses the NYC headquarters of ICE and has become the epicenter of migrant arrests in the city.
Trump Administration Fires 8 Immigration Judges in New York
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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An Audi with with those festive reindeer antlers just took exit 7 like a rutting buck heads up if your vehicle is in estrus
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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"Servile obedience to wealth and power will continue without interruption."

p. much literally says this
"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Your Black Friday reminder that Amazon...

-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Computing going well, good computing everyone
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
RIP you legend
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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We’re crushed to hear the news that the great Udo Kier has passed at the age of 81. As iconic as he was prolific, Kier’s contributions to the genre span nearly 300 screen credits, from BLOOD FOR DRACULA to BACURAU and beyond. Our condolences go out to his friends, family and legions of fans.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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If you’re exposed to radiation the best thing to do is bite people so they gain powers
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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it's that time of year again
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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MAGA influencers being informed that Trump is posting photos of him grinning with Mamdani and saying how much of an honor it was to meet him:
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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This machine kills fajitas
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I miss phone booths both as a source for loose change and also as protection against attacking seagulls
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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in the old days magicians would stuff people in a box for days and they’d come out shrunken down to the size of a mouse
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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AI is like this giant fucking boat we all were forced to get on, and it's a boat they stole, and also it barely floats, and also it's not going anywhere good. So it either takes us somewhere we hate, or it fucking sinks, so either way, fuck AI.
So if AI succeeds loads of people lose their jobs as they're replaced by AI, and if AI fails, loads of people lose their jobs as the economy crashes?
It’s amazing how this story has gone from 0 to 60 in UK press. There’s been no mainstream coverage to date but this morning the story is leading BBC News site & bulletins.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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The one comfort in watching coddled freak pundits like Nuzzi get infinite second chances is that they'll still never be any good.
how dare you criticize this prose
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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"sympathy for some of the GOP's voters but contempt for their elected and appointed leaders" is the proper position for dem electeds, and instead we get "sympathy for GOP elected and appointed leaders, but contempt for ~Dem~ voters" it's truly insane fuck all these assholes
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
December 16,1938
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM