James Crowley
@structuregeek.bsky.social
My usual bio is: "Pop culture and narcissism, from a chronically ill movie buff. I try to be one of the good randos." https://boxd.it/35y5
This, however, is mostly a doomscrolling, "spent 14 years on Twitter and it broke my brain" account.
This, however, is mostly a doomscrolling, "spent 14 years on Twitter and it broke my brain" account.
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rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
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This is one of best Halloween costumes ever
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is one of best Halloween costumes ever
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Her first film will be g rated
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Her first film will be g rated
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they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
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My parents could have named me Attica Condor, but no.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My parents could have named me Attica Condor, but no.
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
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i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
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I enjoy buying indie TTRPGs and immediately renaming them because the author decided to go with "game.pdf" or "final.pdf" (or "final1.pdf", which raises questions that ought to have been answered by the word "final"), but I think my favourite turned out to be named "pdf.pdf". Like, tell me nothing.
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I enjoy buying indie TTRPGs and immediately renaming them because the author decided to go with "game.pdf" or "final.pdf" (or "final1.pdf", which raises questions that ought to have been answered by the word "final"), but I think my favourite turned out to be named "pdf.pdf". Like, tell me nothing.
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Shea Whigham as Roscoe Conkling is such insanely good casting that you have to be at my intersection of Character Actor Sicko and History Sicko to fully appreciate but fortunately that's like hundreds of thousands of people on here
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Shea Whigham as Roscoe Conkling is such insanely good casting that you have to be at my intersection of Character Actor Sicko and History Sicko to fully appreciate but fortunately that's like hundreds of thousands of people on here
I'm sadly continuity-brained enough that I'm still annoyed they made "James Bond" Craig's pre-Service legal name instead of a collective workname/pseudonym. Was perfectly good fanon fig-leaf for "this never happened to the other fellow" 4th wall breaks and a spy who keeps telling everyone his name.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I'm sadly continuity-brained enough that I'm still annoyed they made "James Bond" Craig's pre-Service legal name instead of a collective workname/pseudonym. Was perfectly good fanon fig-leaf for "this never happened to the other fellow" 4th wall breaks and a spy who keeps telling everyone his name.
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
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me: hows it going
sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d
me: cool
scg: trying to make an artillery mage
me: is that like a wizard with a gun
scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions
me: that sounds useful
scg: id love to be able to do that. just once
me: ha ha
scg: *far off look* yeah
sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d
me: cool
scg: trying to make an artillery mage
me: is that like a wizard with a gun
scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions
me: that sounds useful
scg: id love to be able to do that. just once
me: ha ha
scg: *far off look* yeah
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
me: hows it going
sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d
me: cool
scg: trying to make an artillery mage
me: is that like a wizard with a gun
scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions
me: that sounds useful
scg: id love to be able to do that. just once
me: ha ha
scg: *far off look* yeah
sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d
me: cool
scg: trying to make an artillery mage
me: is that like a wizard with a gun
scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions
me: that sounds useful
scg: id love to be able to do that. just once
me: ha ha
scg: *far off look* yeah
I was diagnosed with lupus on this day in 2003, so even though it's been a really shitty few months medically, I've managed to hit year 22 of Operation: Fuck You, Traitorous Meatsack!
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I was diagnosed with lupus on this day in 2003, so even though it's been a really shitty few months medically, I've managed to hit year 22 of Operation: Fuck You, Traitorous Meatsack!
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before / after watching Cure (1997)
October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
before / after watching Cure (1997)
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I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
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Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home
As the alleged centrist candidate Cuomo had the perfect opportunity to do a milquetoast John McCain style "no, Obama is not a secret Arab" repudiation of racist conspiracy thinking. Instead, he played along. Once again, demonstrably unqualified to lead NYC even setting aside his failures & disgrace.
This word creep is very prevalent in national political coverage, and my friends in the NY press have largely avoided this trap. But if Cuomo response to Sid Rosenberg is to laugh and nod and not tell him to shut up while immediately ending the interview, you’re agreeing to racist Islamophobia.
October 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
As the alleged centrist candidate Cuomo had the perfect opportunity to do a milquetoast John McCain style "no, Obama is not a secret Arab" repudiation of racist conspiracy thinking. Instead, he played along. Once again, demonstrably unqualified to lead NYC even setting aside his failures & disgrace.
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Americans want to watch charismatic people solve moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis. That’s it. And a group of fomo execs and techbros who don’t watch TV drove one of the most profitable industries in the US off a cliff rather than accept that.
Look what happenes when a TV show releases every year, with more than 8 episodes a season.
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Americans want to watch charismatic people solve moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis. That’s it. And a group of fomo execs and techbros who don’t watch TV drove one of the most profitable industries in the US off a cliff rather than accept that.
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
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"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
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I deal with actors coming into an existing show, and when I first see them, I ask them if they have any tattoos or piercings I should know about. I'm just a lowly costume designer, but it seems like the DNC should add that line to their intake form.
October 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I deal with actors coming into an existing show, and when I first see them, I ask them if they have any tattoos or piercings I should know about. I'm just a lowly costume designer, but it seems like the DNC should add that line to their intake form.