James Poniewozik
@poniewozik.bsky.social
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Quick judger, long-time begrudger
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A humorless writer can never be a great writer. Not saying all writing needs to be a laff riot. But a sense of humor is a sign of a lively mind, and if you don't have it, you are lacking some part of the imagination.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
poniewozik.bsky.social
Sometimes I wonder if anyone there realizes they have a set-top box with *exactly the same name.* I was emailing their screener site for support using their app on that box, and it was a real Who's on First situation
poniewozik.bsky.social
Ditto with Metacritic. Nothing against them! But don’t email me and ask “did I really think my review was a 40.” I don’t know! If that’s what they thought it was I guess so! If I wanted to put some number or vegetable or alien emoji on my review I’d have done it myself
poniewozik.bsky.social
I have also gotten requests for me *to contact Rotten Tomatoes myself* and ask them to change their summary of my (mixed, I guess) review from rotten to fresh. No thank you! The aggregators do whatever they want over there and I am over here pretending they don’t exist
alissawilkinson.bsky.social
I don't always reply to the pitches I receive from publicists (because I have a job that I do and if I did, I would never get to do my job). But here is a tip for aspiring publicists: Critics do not "write a Rotten Tomatoes review." No critics do this.
poniewozik.bsky.social
I’m pretty sure the final episode of season 4 still has not ended
poniewozik.bsky.social
It’s crazy that I looked at this and thought, “Huh, they’re being more restrained than I expected”
culturecrave.co
Ross Duffer reveals the official runtimes for the first four episodes of ‘Stranger Things 5’

E1 — 68 min
E2 — 54 min
E3 — 66 min
E4 — 83 min
poniewozik.bsky.social
Trump Aligns Self With Worst Sopranos Episode
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President Donald Trump signed a "Columbus Day" proclamation Thursday, saying, "We're back, Italians."

"We're calling it Columbus Day," Trump said.
poniewozik.bsky.social
OK, but you could have just not had the sweet potato casserole and said nothing
poniewozik.bsky.social
I was just writing about Beavis and Butt-Head and you have to remind people that “That sucks” was once genuinely shocking!
poniewozik.bsky.social
I reviewed 'The Chair Company,' which sometimes feels like an extended 'I Think You Should Leave' sketch and sometimes pushes to become a surreal thing of its own [giftie] www.nytimes.com/2025/10/12/a...
‘The Chair Company’ Review: He’s Not Taking This Sitting Down
www.nytimes.com
poniewozik.bsky.social
Watched this ep and was like, "And this is why we don't swim in natural bodies of water!"
carrieraisler.bsky.social
Watching this week’s Survivor and as a Florida person, I know that snakes that swim are always bad. Nope no nope nooooo.
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heatherknightsf.bsky.social
For years, San Franciscans considered him the rare big-hearted billionaire. But days before his Dreamforce conference begins, Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff said he would support President Trump sending the National Guard to SF and that Trump is doing “a great job.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
poniewozik.bsky.social
Listening to that brand new album by the singer-songwriter woman that everyone’s talking about this week youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Ace - YouTube
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poniewozik.bsky.social
I am assuming you watched Long Story Short five minutes after it came out but if not, that
poniewozik.bsky.social
A serious question I have--and I hesitate to ask bc I'm not looking for snarky or sanctimonious answers--is why would renewable energy not be conservative? Isn't saving money conservative? Collecting free energy from the sky?
poniewozik.bsky.social
“When I wore a younger man’s clothes” is a disturbing lyric
-Who was the younger man
-How did he get his clothes
-Was he wearing them as some kind of trophy
-Why does the piano man just shrug this off
poniewozik.bsky.social
I am generally a Guadagnino admirer, apologist even, and I remember thinking to myself, “This movie cannot be as bad as the trailer makes it look.” Welp!
poniewozik.bsky.social
I wonder when we'll see more widespread e-charging in NYC; the advantages of home charging tilt the EV ownership incentives toward garage owners in the burbs

"THERE SHOULDN'T BE CARS IN NYC"

Yet there are! And I'd rather they ran on electrons than burned gas

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/u...
How Much It Costs to Drive an E.V. and a Gas Car in Every State
www.nytimes.com
poniewozik.bsky.social
Before I scroll I'm putting the over/under at 2 replies scolding you for owning a car in NYC
poniewozik.bsky.social
Ugh, I don't even want to imagine myself taking Will's side in that argument
poniewozik.bsky.social
I still wish Mr Robot had done this before it ended
poniewozik.bsky.social
One thing about the current moment is that a lot of people who would probably call you hysterical if you said you didn't believe there would be a 2028 election are acting the way they might if they didn't believe there was going to be a 2028 election
gregsargent.bsky.social
Do CBS News executives understand that MAGA will not be in power forever? I genuinely think this is lost on a lot of people. They've gotten scammed by bad actors into believing Trump's 2024 win represented something seismic and even permanent. I predict they'll look back on this as a serious error.
maxtani.bsky.social
CBS News current president Tom Cibroski praised Weiss on the call, saying "Bari's energy and passion is infectious and you will feel it, big time." He also added that the Free Press and CBS News "are going to learn a lot from each other...that's what this is all about."