Carrie Raisler
@carrieraisler.bsky.social
That’s it, that’s the whole story (she/her, I like food and TV)
Completely winged turkey enchiladas are in the oven. 🤞🏻
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Completely winged turkey enchiladas are in the oven. 🤞🏻
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Lane Kiffin is the dude who gets divorced six times but hasn't figured out that he might be the problem.
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Lane Kiffin is the dude who gets divorced six times but hasn't figured out that he might be the problem.
Big guy touchdown!
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Big guy touchdown!
I really enjoyed A Grand Ole Opry Christmas, if you’re looking for a Hallmark movie to watch.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I really enjoyed A Grand Ole Opry Christmas, if you’re looking for a Hallmark movie to watch.
Anchor down ⚓️
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Anchor down ⚓️
Syracuse, genuinely, what the fuck
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Syracuse, genuinely, what the fuck
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
IMDb credits no longer default to descending date order, which is ridiculous.
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
IMDb credits no longer default to descending date order, which is ridiculous.
Anyway Lane Kiffin sucks
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Anyway Lane Kiffin sucks
My mom wanted me to go to the store and I was like “I’m good, you can go” (it’s really because I want to watch the gay hockey show).
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My mom wanted me to go to the store and I was like “I’m good, you can go” (it’s really because I want to watch the gay hockey show).
Ate my one big leftover plate and now it’s just one leftover thing at a time, or leftovers repurposed.
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ate my one big leftover plate and now it’s just one leftover thing at a time, or leftovers repurposed.
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This is so deeply at odds with the vision and history of America. Take pretty much any ethnic or racial group that are part of the American mosaic America today - they have all faced the same accusation. The moment these accusations are turned into policy are some of the most shameful in US history
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This is so deeply at odds with the vision and history of America. Take pretty much any ethnic or racial group that are part of the American mosaic America today - they have all faced the same accusation. The moment these accusations are turned into policy are some of the most shameful in US history
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this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
this is just gutter racism
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
Are we sure Mr. Fantasy is not a Mighty Boosh character?
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Are we sure Mr. Fantasy is not a Mighty Boosh character?
Well I still know all the words to this Jewel song, turns out.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Well I still know all the words to this Jewel song, turns out.
I did not recognize the Hot Ones man outside of his element.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I did not recognize the Hot Ones man outside of his element.
Started my dinner rolls way too late and now I’m going to be baking these damn things at midnight.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Started my dinner rolls way too late and now I’m going to be baking these damn things at midnight.
This man said he likes Thanksgiving because there is no stress and you just “sit around” so I would he curious to hear how his partner feels about that statement.
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This man said he likes Thanksgiving because there is no stress and you just “sit around” so I would he curious to hear how his partner feels about that statement.
Chris Pratt is so… burnished in these Sam’s Club ads.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Chris Pratt is so… burnished in these Sam’s Club ads.