The naughty and nice thing was fine for like one week but it is a streeeetch since then.

My mom was like “they better never do that again.”

For Thanksgiving we are saying fuck the traditionalists and making peanut butter pie

Vegas is so $$$ now, I need excuses to justify going.

The meat is always the worst part of big holiday meals. I take a tiny piece and then just load up on the sides. (I do like leftovers for sandwiches though.)

Look, that was fun. Haven’t yelled at a game in excitement and not anger in a while!

I did not have it growing up and while I don’t necessarily dislike the things that go into it, it just always is so bland to me when I’ve had it as an adult. Give me regular sautéed green beans any day.

Wow.

This is the way.