If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse
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I love how this implies the small business owners who advertise on Ben Shapiro are “using ideology” to sell as opposed to just being ideologically aligned with right wing media.
NEW: For months, my colleagues and I dug into YouTube's conservative airwaves and found a flourishing network of host-read ads on right-leaning podcasts. This phenomenon has enriched hosts, YouTube, and businesses that use ideology to sell. bloom.bg/3Kaio9w
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love how this implies the small business owners who advertise on Ben Shapiro are “using ideology” to sell as opposed to just being ideologically aligned with right wing media.
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Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
December 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1. We’re in a submarine!
2. Family gathering for a holiday or wedding or funeral, hijinks ensue
3. Look how stupid these cops are
4. Industry is evil
5. Rich people get what’s coming to them
1. We’re in a submarine!
2. Family gathering for a holiday or wedding or funeral, hijinks ensue
3. Look how stupid these cops are
4. Industry is evil
5. Rich people get what’s coming to them
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1. Saving the Community Center via breakdancing
2. Washed up baseball player LOVES him some pussy
3. Road House
4. People getting hornt about car crashes
5. Herzog
1. Saving the Community Center via breakdancing
2. Washed up baseball player LOVES him some pussy
3. Road House
4. People getting hornt about car crashes
5. Herzog
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- misunderstood hermit who hates everyone saves everyone
- rampaging psychopath gets their comeuppance
- person puts themselves in danger to uncover a dark secret then regrets uncovering dark secret
- sassy vigilantes fuck shit up
- dogs as sidekicks
- misunderstood hermit who hates everyone saves everyone
- rampaging psychopath gets their comeuppance
- person puts themselves in danger to uncover a dark secret then regrets uncovering dark secret
- sassy vigilantes fuck shit up
- dogs as sidekicks
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1. We’re in a submarine!
2. Family gathering for a holiday or wedding or funeral, hijinks ensue
3. Look how stupid these cops are
4. Industry is evil
5. Rich people get what’s coming to them
1. We’re in a submarine!
2. Family gathering for a holiday or wedding or funeral, hijinks ensue
3. Look how stupid these cops are
4. Industry is evil
5. Rich people get what’s coming to them
At the end of the day they’re all afflicted with small business owner brain
There's this underlying petulant rage to them when they feel their authority is challenged. The specifics don't even matter, it's just spoiled whiny incredulity that -the peasants- dare to question them in the first place.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
At the end of the day they’re all afflicted with small business owner brain
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If I can give 3 pieces of unsolicited advice to people facing ICE/CBP:
1) go outside
2) meet your neighbors
3) be loud
They want you to be isolated and afraid so they can work in secret, control the narrative, and act with impunity. They lose power when we see what’s happening and to whom.
1) go outside
2) meet your neighbors
3) be loud
They want you to be isolated and afraid so they can work in secret, control the narrative, and act with impunity. They lose power when we see what’s happening and to whom.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If I can give 3 pieces of unsolicited advice to people facing ICE/CBP:
1) go outside
2) meet your neighbors
3) be loud
They want you to be isolated and afraid so they can work in secret, control the narrative, and act with impunity. They lose power when we see what’s happening and to whom.
1) go outside
2) meet your neighbors
3) be loud
They want you to be isolated and afraid so they can work in secret, control the narrative, and act with impunity. They lose power when we see what’s happening and to whom.
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SHOW ME MORE EXCERPTS FROM THAT STUPID BOOK I FUCKING DARE YOU
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
SHOW ME MORE EXCERPTS FROM THAT STUPID BOOK I FUCKING DARE YOU
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The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
Another week another “huh probably not great that 20% of the internet runs through this one service”
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Another week another “huh probably not great that 20% of the internet runs through this one service”
I ain’t reading that
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I ain’t reading that
Sooooo many stupid people are going to fall for the MTG stuff
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sooooo many stupid people are going to fall for the MTG stuff
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My newspaper told me unethical creeps keep eating his journalists so I asked how many journalists he has and he said he just goes to the j school and gets a new journalist afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding journalists to unethical creeps and then his ombudsman started crying
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My newspaper told me unethical creeps keep eating his journalists so I asked how many journalists he has and he said he just goes to the j school and gets a new journalist afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding journalists to unethical creeps and then his ombudsman started crying
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CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
I am putting my bets on Summers being the first Epstein correspondent to be interviewed by Chotiner: he has exactly the right mix of arrogance and self-righteousness
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
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outside of individual donations to gofundmes and such, one helpful destination for your money right now is this bond fund. everyone being released from broadview needs to pay $1500 bond, which is obviously insane. it's going to cost like $925k to successfully spring 615 people linktr.ee/mw_bondfund
Midwest Immigration Bond Fund | Linktree
We formed in 2020 & began paying out immigration bonds for IL, IN, WI, and KY.
linktr.ee
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
outside of individual donations to gofundmes and such, one helpful destination for your money right now is this bond fund. everyone being released from broadview needs to pay $1500 bond, which is obviously insane. it's going to cost like $925k to successfully spring 615 people linktr.ee/mw_bondfund
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another neighbor got abducted today, new gofundme about to drop. if you're in the NW side he was a server at Alps and they are donating 25% of sales this weekend to him. as for my prior neighbor who got abducted, his gofundme was a huge help to his family and will be used to bond him out imminently
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
another neighbor got abducted today, new gofundme about to drop. if you're in the NW side he was a server at Alps and they are donating 25% of sales this weekend to him. as for my prior neighbor who got abducted, his gofundme was a huge help to his family and will be used to bond him out imminently
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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I was in Nordstrom Rack yesterday looking for winter clothes and in the handbags section I overheard:
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I was in Nordstrom Rack yesterday looking for winter clothes and in the handbags section I overheard:
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
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When the Democrats talk about the need for bipartisanship and a strong Republican party
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When the Democrats talk about the need for bipartisanship and a strong Republican party
Did I make a lowest possible effort dunk on Bill Pencil? Yes.
Is it borderline cringe? Yes.
Do I deserve the opportunity to be a little mean online every once in a while? I think I do. As a treat.
Is it borderline cringe? Yes.
Do I deserve the opportunity to be a little mean online every once in a while? I think I do. As a treat.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Did I make a lowest possible effort dunk on Bill Pencil? Yes.
Is it borderline cringe? Yes.
Do I deserve the opportunity to be a little mean online every once in a while? I think I do. As a treat.
Is it borderline cringe? Yes.
Do I deserve the opportunity to be a little mean online every once in a while? I think I do. As a treat.