Dan "Turkey is Good, You Cretins" Ford
@soundingline.bsky.social
Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. Opinions are my own. https://www.patreon.com/c/DanielMFord
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Advocate
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. "Omigosh! I've just found an author to put on my list of I've got to read everything they ever wrote! The Warden is a gem of the first order. Aelis is my he...
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Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWWWWNNN
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWWWWNNN
Just occurred to me that next month my best friend from high school will have been dead for 20 years, which is 7 years longer than I knew him.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Just occurred to me that next month my best friend from high school will have been dead for 20 years, which is 7 years longer than I knew him.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Elk
Deer
Moose
Bighorn Sheep
Opossum
Elk
Deer
Moose
Bighorn Sheep
Opossum
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
raccoons
coyotes
possums
deer
El Chupacabra
raccoons
coyotes
possums
deer
El Chupacabra
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Dolphins
Northern gannets
Puffins
Kingfishers
Cats
Dolphins
Northern gannets
Puffins
Kingfishers
Cats
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Elk
Deer
Moose
Bighorn Sheep
Opossum
Elk
Deer
Moose
Bighorn Sheep
Opossum
Time for Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Time for Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
In 2026 I might fuck around and read all the original Oz books
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In 2026 I might fuck around and read all the original Oz books
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Just called me back and laughed. Didn't say anything, just laughed.
7yo niece facetimed me to say go bears and slur the birds
told that filthy casual to either name the entire chicago bear offensive lineup or lose my number for good before hanging up on her
told that filthy casual to either name the entire chicago bear offensive lineup or lose my number for good before hanging up on her
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Just called me back and laughed. Didn't say anything, just laughed.
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Congratulations, John Harbaugh. You get to be a New York Football Giant!
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Congratulations, John Harbaugh. You get to be a New York Football Giant!
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Bird team getting ass-blastes by a mammal at home is sooo in this week
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Bird team getting ass-blastes by a mammal at home is sooo in this week
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I’m not saying anyone should throw a brick at Stephen Miller’s face, I just think if anyone did, his obvious genetic superiority would probably deflect it.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m not saying anyone should throw a brick at Stephen Miller’s face, I just think if anyone did, his obvious genetic superiority would probably deflect it.
The outside lights are all up. Proof will be when it gets dark: should go on automatically and then shut off on a 6 hr timer. Here’s hoping.
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The outside lights are all up. Proof will be when it gets dark: should go on automatically and then shut off on a 6 hr timer. Here’s hoping.
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if you are a ravens fan and watched last night’s game in it’s entirety you may be entitled to compensation
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
if you are a ravens fan and watched last night’s game in it’s entirety you may be entitled to compensation
America's victories in The Revolution and The War of 1812 are MEANINGLESS as long as we continue to let Andy Capp run in our newspaper comics.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
America's victories in The Revolution and The War of 1812 are MEANINGLESS as long as we continue to let Andy Capp run in our newspaper comics.
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Was in the mood to make a dungeon synth album cover.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Was in the mood to make a dungeon synth album cover.
Congratulations, John Harbaugh. You get to be a New York Football Giant!
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Congratulations, John Harbaugh. You get to be a New York Football Giant!
Joe Burrow is very good at football
I don’t think he’s ever read a book
I don’t think he’s ever read a book
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Joe Burrow is very good at football
I don’t think he’s ever read a book
I don’t think he’s ever read a book
You aren’t served by firing any coaches right now but man I hope they’re drawing up a shortlist of candidates for next year
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You aren’t served by firing any coaches right now but man I hope they’re drawing up a shortlist of candidates for next year
Given the prevalence of the advertising that has since disappeared, I’m forced to assume that the America of the 1990s was suffering from an epidemic of athlete’s foot that was quelled by a tide of Tough Actin’ Tinactin
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Given the prevalence of the advertising that has since disappeared, I’m forced to assume that the America of the 1990s was suffering from an epidemic of athlete’s foot that was quelled by a tide of Tough Actin’ Tinactin
What did Baltimore do that offended god so much that we were cursed with these Orioles and Ravens teams in the same year
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What did Baltimore do that offended god so much that we were cursed with these Orioles and Ravens teams in the same year
CW: mention of self harm/ suicide
Okay there was a TERRIBLE webcomic back in the day. Penny Arcade 6th grade level ripoff art. Women depicted _literally_ as orcs. On panel a character literally blew his head off with a shotgun. Can ANYONE remember what the hell this dogshit thing was?
Okay there was a TERRIBLE webcomic back in the day. Penny Arcade 6th grade level ripoff art. Women depicted _literally_ as orcs. On panel a character literally blew his head off with a shotgun. Can ANYONE remember what the hell this dogshit thing was?
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
CW: mention of self harm/ suicide
Okay there was a TERRIBLE webcomic back in the day. Penny Arcade 6th grade level ripoff art. Women depicted _literally_ as orcs. On panel a character literally blew his head off with a shotgun. Can ANYONE remember what the hell this dogshit thing was?
Okay there was a TERRIBLE webcomic back in the day. Penny Arcade 6th grade level ripoff art. Women depicted _literally_ as orcs. On panel a character literally blew his head off with a shotgun. Can ANYONE remember what the hell this dogshit thing was?
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oh, look! it's derrick henry!
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
oh, look! it's derrick henry!
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Who's your fave
👒 Scarecrow
🤖 Tin Man
🦁 Cowardly Lion
👒 Scarecrow
🤖 Tin Man
🦁 Cowardly Lion
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Who's your fave
👒 Scarecrow
🤖 Tin Man
🦁 Cowardly Lion
👒 Scarecrow
🤖 Tin Man
🦁 Cowardly Lion
This o-line should be shot at dawn
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This o-line should be shot at dawn
Pulchritudinous
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Pulchritudinous