Daniel M. Ford
@soundingline.bsky.social
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Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. Opinions are my own. https://www.patreon.com/c/DanielMFord
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soundingline.bsky.social
Fans and front offices have entirely lost the goddamn plot

Christ I remember someone arguing on an Os message board in ‘12 that bringing Manny up was the wrong move REGARDLESS of what the Os did in the postseason, that prospect-hugging was more important
soundingline.bsky.social
“Maybe they should prioritize the health of the franchise!” THEY JUST LOST THE ALDS IN A 15 INNING HEARTBREAKER THEY SHOULD BE TRYING TO WIN A FUCKING WORLD SERIES IN 2026
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I think I gotta take tonight off, the self doubt is gonna lead me to deleting drafts or something
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chat is it good if i second guess every sentence i write while i write them.

is it good if i second and third guess every story idea and plot notion that comes to me. it's good right. that's good, that i can maybe write 150 words in the time i used to write 2000.
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faineg.bsky.social
I go back and forth on if this would blow back on us, but I wouldn’t be SAD to see America’s Concerned Parents launch moral panic jihad against ChatGPT’s decision to permit their teenager to spend 12 hours a day making genAI Sonic-taur fetish porn.
faineg.bsky.social
good news everyone!

chatGPT is now able to “mitigate the serious health issues,” according to trustworthy source Sam Altman, which means humanity can be trusted with the Revenge Porn Madness Spigot
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
soundingline.bsky.social
Still looking for these
soundingline.bsky.social
give me your most hinged, apologetic, milquetoast, agreeable, universal opinion.
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faineg.bsky.social
In approximately a month, Sam Altman will say “whoops, we have seen 25,000 senile grandpas kidnapped for ransom by five-boobed-lady AI porn bot rings, we’ll pretend to introduce a tool that will fix this”

somehow, many people will believe him

and thus launches a mass Grandpa Extinction Event
soundingline.bsky.social
Look I wanna get a game up with a big playerbase but I'm not moving houses in this market.
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julieleong.bsky.social
THE KEEPER OF MAGICAL THINGS IS OUT NOW!* *in the US. The UK has to wait until Thursday, sorry! (special shoutout to my dog Kaya for helping announce. she is very concerned about all this catdragon talk and needed reassurance.)
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tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social
Once the Star Wars Special Edition became the default version, and certain characters were added to the background in Episode IV, they had to change the song over the end credits ("You Ain't Seen Boba Fett" by Bachman Turner Overdrive).
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keithpille.bsky.social
I felt really bad when I learned that Hugh Hefner arranged to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe; even in death, she couldn't just be a person, free of creep-ass sex pests projecting their weird shit onto her. Anyway-
soundingline.bsky.social
And it’s a problem that precedes you joining
soundingline.bsky.social
A lot of them don’t tho!
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Anybody close enough to Newark DE and want to play Starfinder 1x a month? We’ll all be learning the game together
soundingline.bsky.social
How are people out there charging $30 a head to run RPG sessions when I, spending money to give players tools, can’t get enough of them to give enough of a shit to answer a text
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I’m clearly not good enough at it to worry about that bit
soundingline.bsky.social
The clear inference is I am also a bad GM in addition to being bad at everything I care about
soundingline.bsky.social
How are people out there charging $30 a head to run RPG sessions when I, spending money to give players tools, can’t get enough of them to give enough of a shit to answer a text
soundingline.bsky.social
the only reason i'm not outside burning author copies right now is i might could sell them later
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the words are probably pretty bad actually
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the words are not better. just slower.
soundingline.bsky.social
chat is it good if i second guess every sentence i write while i write them.

is it good if i second and third guess every story idea and plot notion that comes to me. it's good right. that's good, that i can maybe write 150 words in the time i used to write 2000.
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fakeeyes.bsky.social
“When I did the first Muppet Movie poster, Jim Henson told me that I painted his characters exactly the way he feels about them.”

-Drew Struzan
Muppet Movie poster that I printed up and hung at work a while back. It’s beautiful.
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soundingline.bsky.social
Skenes is probably getting traded _eventually_ but why would the Tigers even consider trading Skubal when they just narrowly lost in the ALDS