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A Sharpened Woodstake

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A Sharpened Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · Dec 30

Deep in the stacks of the Miskatonic University library jacking off to art books

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 12h

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 23m

Love that SyFy channel made this movie in 2015, which was way too late

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16h

damn that's so crazy, who is killing them. who is killing all the men

r/TrueUnpopularOpinion u/Current_Finding_4066 • 1d
I am tired of hearing how women are afraid
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Sex / Gender / Dating
If you check statistics, you will find out that men are the main victims of violent crime. Yet we keep hearing how many women are afraid for their safety. All men know you need to take some precautions, and do it. And yet, way too many people pretend men can walk around safely, while women need to be very cautious. Tell that to all the men who get assaulted, and/or killed on the streets.
Such morons are doing a disservice to women and men.
Women feel they are in more danger than they really are, which is stressful. And men are being treated as offenders simply based on their sex. It also prevent society to engage with the real issue of male on male violence as men are allegedly already safe.
It is so hard to check basic statistics?

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von @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 16h

The meetings must be hilarious where everyone's on their phones trying to find a commodity not controlled by china

George Pearkes @peark.es · 17h

"We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil" is an all-timer. Thank you Mr President, we appreciate your insights.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

I believe that China purposefully not buying our Soybeans, and causing difficulty for our Soybean Farmers, is an Economically Hostile Act. We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution. As an example, we can easily produce Cooking Oil ourselves, we don’t need to purchase it from China.

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A Sharpened Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 16h

Fine, I will buy America's soybeans

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 17h

Mock cover for 'Atlas Shrugged' by Ayn Rand

"Ayn Rand

Atlas Needs You To Spot Him Like 20 Billion Dollars

1st Argentinian Edition"

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A Sharpened Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 16h

The government doesn't want you to know

A Sharpened Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 16h

Once the Star Wars Special Edition became the default version, and certain characters were added to the background in Episode IV, they had to change the song over the end credits ("You Ain't Seen Boba Fett" by Bachman Turner Overdrive).

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 18h

the ONE thing republicans had over democrats for a fleeting moment is that they weren't totally cringe and they threw it all away

William Hendrix, the Kansas Young Republicans’ vice chair, used the words “n--ga” and “n--guh,” variations of a racial slur, more than a dozen times in the chat. Bobby Walker, the vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans at the time, referred to rape as “epic.” Peter Giunta, who at the time was chair of the same organization, wrote in a message sent in June that “everyone that votes no is going to the gas chamber.”

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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 18h

wow!

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A Sharpened Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 18h

*UB40 voice* Ed, Ed Gein

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 18h

oh no www.theverge.com/news/798889/...

Tesla Cybertruck sales are flatlining

Sales are down 63 percent in the third quarter

www.theverge.com

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(regular)dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 19h

not really the lead of the story ofc but 'young republicans' including 40yr olds is very funny but considering the age of congress actually makes sense

15k member political origination for Republicans between 18-40 years old

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A Sharpened Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 21h

AUTO-GENERATED PHISHING EMAIL: Please download your cash prize immediately, I am your boss [bosses-name].
ME: Ho ho, the game is afoot!

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22h

the magic: the gathering card "bagel and schmear" from the spider-man magic: the gathering set. Yes this is a real card that is legal to play

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 22h

for a while i tried coffee again and was "hey man why don't i do this all the time, it saves me money, even if it isn't my favorite kind of taste" and then i got reminded by my stomach why i don't fuck with coffee for long

a panel of before watchmen: comedian, which features the comedian saying "It's time to SHIT."

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 1d

Oh wait that wasn’t even an embellishment huh they’re really wylin out

Nicholas Kristof
@NickKristof
In Portland, an ambulance was summoned to the
ICE office to treat an injured protester (not clear
how he was injured). But when the patient was
loaded inside, ICE officers refused to let the
ambulance leave and threatened to shoot the
ambulance driver:

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Meet the Press @meetthepress.com · 23h

The conspiracy theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that the ownership of his Infowars website could be transferred to the satirical news site The Onion.

Supreme Court turns away Alex Jones' attempt to block $1.5B defamation judgment

The conspiracy theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that the ownership of his Infowars website could be transferred to the satirical news site The Onion.

nbcnews.to

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 23h

Billionaires pull out box cutters in the form of unimaginable personal wealth and then force any institution that irks them to fly itself into a building

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

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ʙᴜη ₊˚⊹⋆ @bun.is.a.cutie.fyi · 1d

!!!

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d

when a dark secret from your past threatens to destroy the new idyllic life you've created for yourself

little yorkie named Rupert sitting in a big pinky beige-colored blanket, leaning up against a dark brown leather couch. there is a potted plant behind him, he's wearing a tiny terracotta sweater. he has a very William H Macy-in-Fargo expression on his face, like he's nervously smiling.

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Errant @errantv.bsky.social · 1d

"I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own bunker, who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves.'

The techbros will be the first to be torn to pieces by mobs if society collapses

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 1d

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