Defying Puberty
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Hot rice and cold butter
He/Him 🌹🌹🌹
Denver, Queen City of the Plains
He/Him 🌹🌹🌹
Denver, Queen City of the Plains
Pinned
Deep in the stacks of the Miskatonic University library jacking off to art books
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A Terror Bird in seven-league boots. Brown pencil, 68 × 89 mm. From 2020.
October 19, 2023 at 5:08 PM
A Terror Bird in seven-league boots. Brown pencil, 68 × 89 mm. From 2020.
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A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
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Wait. Wait. Use this one. With the safety tips on it. That's #PublicHealth
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Wait. Wait. Use this one. With the safety tips on it. That's #PublicHealth
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
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this pack of Korean cigarettes has the greatest logo I've ever seen
October 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
this pack of Korean cigarettes has the greatest logo I've ever seen
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Happy Thanksgiving to my American followers.
Cook those birds
Cook those birds
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to my American followers.
Cook those birds
Cook those birds
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he’s worked six days this year
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
he’s worked six days this year
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Side-part Wolverine
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Side-part Wolverine
Thawing some of last years turkey broth for the humidifier
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Thawing some of last years turkey broth for the humidifier
Airing out the Pilgrim Tickler for the big day (condom with a brass buckle on it)
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Airing out the Pilgrim Tickler for the big day (condom with a brass buckle on it)
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Throwing an incompletely thawed turkey into the fryer to scare away evil spirits
November 27, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Throwing an incompletely thawed turkey into the fryer to scare away evil spirits
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“Poor people have a right to art!”
They sure do. So get to it.
They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“Poor people have a right to art!”
They sure do. So get to it.
They sure do. So get to it.
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Get your shoes on dead man we are at grandma’s
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Get your shoes on dead man we are at grandma’s
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
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Oh hello, you just caught me on one of my many motorcycle archery rides
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh hello, you just caught me on one of my many motorcycle archery rides
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these big boys make it their sole job in life to make sure you're doin' alright BUT a lot end up in shelters because they're a lot of work and their guardian traits aren't always a good fit for their families. do your research and be sure they're right for you bc each one deserves the BEST life
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
these big boys make it their sole job in life to make sure you're doin' alright BUT a lot end up in shelters because they're a lot of work and their guardian traits aren't always a good fit for their families. do your research and be sure they're right for you bc each one deserves the BEST life
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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Dear said “no more baby parts” during his arrest—referring to deceptively edited videos shared in 2015 by the anti-abortion Center for Medical Progress. CMP founder David Daleiden is the anonymous plaintiff in an active suit seeking to bankrupt Planned Parenthood
www.autonomynews.co/the-plot-to-...
www.autonomynews.co/the-plot-to-...
Robert Dear, the man accused of perpetrating a mass shooting at a Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood in 2015, has died in federal custody just days shy of the 10-year anniversary of the shooting, which killed three people and injured nine
Man charged in Colorado Planned Parenthood shooting dies in federal custody
The man charged with killing three people at a Colorado Planned Parenthood clinic in 2015 because it offered abortion services has died in federal custody
abcnews.go.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dear said “no more baby parts” during his arrest—referring to deceptively edited videos shared in 2015 by the anti-abortion Center for Medical Progress. CMP founder David Daleiden is the anonymous plaintiff in an active suit seeking to bankrupt Planned Parenthood
www.autonomynews.co/the-plot-to-...
www.autonomynews.co/the-plot-to-...