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changed my display name for the first time in 8 years, looking forward to confusing myself frequently
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In other words, if T. Rex were a paleontologist, he could have dug up (with his little arms!) fossils of Allosaurus…
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This also means that other dinosaurs like Stegosaurus, Diplodocus and Ceratosaurus also never saw flowers.
But Tr.rex, Triceratops, and Edmontosaurus did see flowers. 🌸🪻🌻🦖🦕
This also mean that the fossils we found of Stegosaurus, Allosaurus were already long buried when T.rex was walking around 🤯
But Tr.rex, Triceratops, and Edmontosaurus did see flowers. 🌸🪻🌻🦖🦕
This also mean that the fossils we found of Stegosaurus, Allosaurus were already long buried when T.rex was walking around 🤯
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
In other words, if T. Rex were a paleontologist, he could have dug up (with his little arms!) fossils of Allosaurus…
@ryannorth.ca
@ryannorth.ca
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The shadow is the body and he casts the man
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The shadow is the body and he casts the man
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My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
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who up reëntering
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
who up reëntering
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some captchas are particularly humiliating
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
some captchas are particularly humiliating
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
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Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
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Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
*bangs drum* reverse! slow! burn!!
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*bangs drum* reverse! slow! burn!!
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You might as well say you’re adapting Moby-Dick and then spend the whole first season just hanging out with Ishmael and Queequeg in New Bedford. I’d probably watch that, but I’d also be wondering when the hell the whales were going to show up.
In both cases: the dick is the whole point.
In both cases: the dick is the whole point.
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You might as well say you’re adapting Moby-Dick and then spend the whole first season just hanging out with Ishmael and Queequeg in New Bedford. I’d probably watch that, but I’d also be wondering when the hell the whales were going to show up.
In both cases: the dick is the whole point.
In both cases: the dick is the whole point.
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hey let’s stop sharing this one guys
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
hey let’s stop sharing this one guys
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Spotify made me a very good mix
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Spotify made me a very good mix
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when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
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love that we’re decidedly “post-MeToo.” phew! all that accountability was bumming me out
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
love that we’re decidedly “post-MeToo.” phew! all that accountability was bumming me out
‘tis the season to have a bunch of tabs open that you keep refreshing daily to see if the price drops
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
‘tis the season to have a bunch of tabs open that you keep refreshing daily to see if the price drops
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
this year I started watching some of the bad old episodes I always skipped in the last (ugh) almost 30 years of rewatching, and they were so delightful! I have no idea how much of that is just nostalgia for the way network tv used to feel or what but it was like getting new XF episodes
I’ve started rewatching some of The X-Files and it really is amazing that even a bad episode of this is exponentially better than almost anything from the streaming era.
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
this year I started watching some of the bad old episodes I always skipped in the last (ugh) almost 30 years of rewatching, and they were so delightful! I have no idea how much of that is just nostalgia for the way network tv used to feel or what but it was like getting new XF episodes
Little Kid: I want to be in Totoro
Me: Awww so do I. What would you do if you were in Totoro’s world?
LK: I would EAT him!
Me: Eat him?
LK: Yeah because he’s so delicious
Me: Wow
LK: No, I wouldn’t eat him
Me: What would you do?
LK: I would say 6-7
Me: Awww so do I. What would you do if you were in Totoro’s world?
LK: I would EAT him!
Me: Eat him?
LK: Yeah because he’s so delicious
Me: Wow
LK: No, I wouldn’t eat him
Me: What would you do?
LK: I would say 6-7
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Little Kid: I want to be in Totoro
Me: Awww so do I. What would you do if you were in Totoro’s world?
LK: I would EAT him!
Me: Eat him?
LK: Yeah because he’s so delicious
Me: Wow
LK: No, I wouldn’t eat him
Me: What would you do?
LK: I would say 6-7
Me: Awww so do I. What would you do if you were in Totoro’s world?
LK: I would EAT him!
Me: Eat him?
LK: Yeah because he’s so delicious
Me: Wow
LK: No, I wouldn’t eat him
Me: What would you do?
LK: I would say 6-7
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Tom Stoppard, Award-Winning Playwright of Witty Drama, Dies at 88
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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When I was young, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern was my master class in playwriting - wordplay, wit, structure. I saw Arcadia three times in a row, just trying to figure out HOW he did that. He was utterly singular, RIP Tom Stoppard, there will never be another www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2...
Tom Stoppard, playwright of electric verve, dies at 88
His intellectually challenging and verbally dazzling works, including “Arcadia” and “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead,” were among the most acclaimed and oft-performed plays of the last half-cen...
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When I was young, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern was my master class in playwriting - wordplay, wit, structure. I saw Arcadia three times in a row, just trying to figure out HOW he did that. He was utterly singular, RIP Tom Stoppard, there will never be another www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2...
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For 4000 years man has craved one thing above all others: a mug that's also a little guy.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
For 4000 years man has craved one thing above all others: a mug that's also a little guy.
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I hope the new pope bob trend becomes giving him vaguely threatening sports equipment instead of jerseys.
pope bob with nunchucks
pope bob with an epee
pope bob with a javelin
pope bob with nunchucks
pope bob with an epee
pope bob with a javelin
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I hope the new pope bob trend becomes giving him vaguely threatening sports equipment instead of jerseys.
pope bob with nunchucks
pope bob with an epee
pope bob with a javelin
pope bob with nunchucks
pope bob with an epee
pope bob with a javelin