Sara
@aeirlys.bsky.social
Do not cite the Deep Horrors to me. I was in Ronald Reagan's America when they were written.
Live your life so your wikipedia entry does not contain a Notable Incidents of Assholery section and more people will speak fondly of you and your work after you die
I think a lot about how Harlan Ellison said in an interview that Agatha Christie’s work would be forgotten five minutes after her death, and (by implication) his work would live on, and nearly the opposite has occurred. I’m not even sneering at Ellison. Just how we don’t understand posterity.
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Live your life so your wikipedia entry does not contain a Notable Incidents of Assholery section and more people will speak fondly of you and your work after you die
only four more days (and two in-office days) until Vacation
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
only four more days (and two in-office days) until Vacation
raw meats era-ancestors were dumb as fuck
wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
raw meats era-ancestors were dumb as fuck
if you told me the feds were monitoring a group called TILF, Turtle Island Liberation Front would not have been the group name I guessed
I'm assuming three-quarters of the people in this group were feds to begin with.
If this is the usual FBI sting operation, you'd also be pretty safe betting that every step of this plot from concept to sourcing to buying fake bomb parts was instigated by informants and undercovers
If this is the usual FBI sting operation, you'd also be pretty safe betting that every step of this plot from concept to sourcing to buying fake bomb parts was instigated by informants and undercovers
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
if you told me the feds were monitoring a group called TILF, Turtle Island Liberation Front would not have been the group name I guessed
office holiday party went hard this year
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
office holiday party went hard this year
10am showing of American Psycho. Theater empty except for me and my 3 best high school buds. The one theater bud among us standing on an empty row of seats dancing along with patrick bateman while the rest of us threw popcorn at her.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
10am showing of American Psycho. Theater empty except for me and my 3 best high school buds. The one theater bud among us standing on an empty row of seats dancing along with patrick bateman while the rest of us threw popcorn at her.
Most of my conversations with my grandma were her telling me about the goings-on of her neighbors, her extended network of old Jewish ladies, the regulars at her favorite deli, and my cousins.
So unless they're gonna put all those people in my phone with her, I don't see how this is going to work.
So unless they're gonna put all those people in my phone with her, I don't see how this is going to work.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Most of my conversations with my grandma were her telling me about the goings-on of her neighbors, her extended network of old Jewish ladies, the regulars at her favorite deli, and my cousins.
So unless they're gonna put all those people in my phone with her, I don't see how this is going to work.
So unless they're gonna put all those people in my phone with her, I don't see how this is going to work.
time to cough up a dissolving lung for the baby jesus
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
time to cough up a dissolving lung for the baby jesus
Fishing mini-games
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Fishing mini-games
the biggest scam of living in a house is weekly trash pickup. I ALREADY took the goddamn trash out, what do you mean I have to take it out FARTHER
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
the biggest scam of living in a house is weekly trash pickup. I ALREADY took the goddamn trash out, what do you mean I have to take it out FARTHER
I did such a good job on an incredibly bullshit thing I was asked to do for work, which is a wild feeling
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I did such a good job on an incredibly bullshit thing I was asked to do for work, which is a wild feeling
I could make a boss-level vinyl braided keychain www.doodlecraftblog.com/2020/05/boon...
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I could make a boss-level vinyl braided keychain www.doodlecraftblog.com/2020/05/boon...
I'm fine with certain types of reform for ICE. For example, we could turn them into the Intense Cleanup of the Environment Agency and have them do the manual work of cleaning up Superfund sites.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I'm fine with certain types of reform for ICE. For example, we could turn them into the Intense Cleanup of the Environment Agency and have them do the manual work of cleaning up Superfund sites.
Reposted by Sara
i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
you never gotta hand it to rfk jr, but it was smart of him to try it not far from the defibrillator
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
you never gotta hand it to rfk jr, but it was smart of him to try it not far from the defibrillator
having a real One More Problem Eels Don't Need kind of Monday
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
having a real One More Problem Eels Don't Need kind of Monday
Louvre: omg I'm so sorry that happened to you are you ok do you need a doctor
Protesters arrested after smearing custard and crumble on Crown Jewels case at Tower of London
Four protesters have been arrested after splattering food on the case of a diamond-encrusted crown at the Tower of London
abcnews-go-com.cdn.ampproject.org
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Louvre: omg I'm so sorry that happened to you are you ok do you need a doctor
Buzz Aldrin punched a guy who accused him of faking the moon landing, he will rise from the grave and do it again, don't tempt him
[reposted because I got my moon guys mixed up, apologies to Mr Buzz and Sen Glenn]
[reposted because I got my moon guys mixed up, apologies to Mr Buzz and Sen Glenn]
"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Buzz Aldrin punched a guy who accused him of faking the moon landing, he will rise from the grave and do it again, don't tempt him
[reposted because I got my moon guys mixed up, apologies to Mr Buzz and Sen Glenn]
[reposted because I got my moon guys mixed up, apologies to Mr Buzz and Sen Glenn]
due to Weather, I am stuck at DFW for 5 hours. What's good here?
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
due to Weather, I am stuck at DFW for 5 hours. What's good here?
tfw you're married to the brother in the folgers ad. you know the one.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
tfw you're married to the brother in the folgers ad. you know the one.
hello I am at the remote office's holiday party (the one I'm not in charge of) and have had two boulevardiers on an empty stomach ama
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
hello I am at the remote office's holiday party (the one I'm not in charge of) and have had two boulevardiers on an empty stomach ama
listen we told them it was a bad idea to touch the orb
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
listen we told them it was a bad idea to touch the orb
When you park at the airport, always take a picture of the closest section sign so you don't forget where you left your 737
Air India hit with 13-year parking bill after rediscovering lost Boeing 737 – AeroTime
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December 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When you park at the airport, always take a picture of the closest section sign so you don't forget where you left your 737
PACKAGE: Every now and then I fall apart
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
PACKAGE: Every now and then I fall apart