Sara
@aeirlys.bsky.social
Do not cite the Deep Horrors to me. I was in Ronald Reagan's America when they were written.
statistically, 1 in 5 of you believe in Nessie, and I think that's wrong, but beautiful
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
statistically, 1 in 5 of you believe in Nessie, and I think that's wrong, but beautiful
el oh el it's a wide shot of the Work BBQ
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You've just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Good way to go.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Good way to go.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
el oh el it's a wide shot of the Work BBQ
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got myself an oversized heating pad as a little treat for hosting thanksgiving this year and this is the best/most middle-aged decision I've made in a while
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
got myself an oversized heating pad as a little treat for hosting thanksgiving this year and this is the best/most middle-aged decision I've made in a while
pretty sure Napster's original terms of service included a Don't Do Crimes clause, and they still got sued into the fucking sun
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
pretty sure Napster's original terms of service included a Don't Do Crimes clause, and they still got sued into the fucking sun
there's been chatter around my office suggesting they're going to bring everyone back to the office full time in January, god bless my telehealth therapist immediately agreeing to write an accommodation letter stating that I need to remain on a hybrid wfh schedule
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
there's been chatter around my office suggesting they're going to bring everyone back to the office full time in January, god bless my telehealth therapist immediately agreeing to write an accommodation letter stating that I need to remain on a hybrid wfh schedule
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feeling extremely something to see some peanut go "you haven't given people a reason to *not* pirate books" juxtaposed with said peanut talking about the kind of queer representation they want in media
unfun fact: a lot of queer creatives are broke as shattered windows, and piracy doesn't help
unfun fact: a lot of queer creatives are broke as shattered windows, and piracy doesn't help
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
feeling extremely something to see some peanut go "you haven't given people a reason to *not* pirate books" juxtaposed with said peanut talking about the kind of queer representation they want in media
unfun fact: a lot of queer creatives are broke as shattered windows, and piracy doesn't help
unfun fact: a lot of queer creatives are broke as shattered windows, and piracy doesn't help
tuberculosis is the reason for the season
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
tuberculosis is the reason for the season
that alphabet wall is not in alphabetical order or QWERTY or even Dvorak keyboard order what deranged mind designed that gallery wall
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
that alphabet wall is not in alphabetical order or QWERTY or even Dvorak keyboard order what deranged mind designed that gallery wall
a fun thing about watching plane crash stories for fun is every once in a while you'll get one that's like, "and then the Gimli Glider, who did NOT die—"
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
a fun thing about watching plane crash stories for fun is every once in a while you'll get one that's like, "and then the Gimli Glider, who did NOT die—"
counterpoint: you never gotta hand it to the guy who had someone chainsaw massacred in an embassy basement
People on this website won’t like to hear it but:
MBS is of course kind of a monster (like most personalist dictators) but his impact on his country and the region are complex and not entirely pernicious
MBS is of course kind of a monster (like most personalist dictators) but his impact on his country and the region are complex and not entirely pernicious
begins here, over this article: www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
counterpoint: you never gotta hand it to the guy who had someone chainsaw massacred in an embassy basement
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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turkey is dry brining
made the herb butter for roasting
made the cranberry sauce
roasted some spare turkey legs and now have stock going
made the herb butter for roasting
made the cranberry sauce
roasted some spare turkey legs and now have stock going
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
turkey is dry brining
made the herb butter for roasting
made the cranberry sauce
roasted some spare turkey legs and now have stock going
made the herb butter for roasting
made the cranberry sauce
roasted some spare turkey legs and now have stock going
bros you can probably do 3-4 pies per can of whipped cream, this does not need to be a 1:1 purchase unless you have a hell of an after-party planned
I can only celebrate the focus of the two guys next to me in line at Costco.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
bros you can probably do 3-4 pies per can of whipped cream, this does not need to be a 1:1 purchase unless you have a hell of an after-party planned
These filled a half gallon mason jar, if that's a question anyone had. Bag #2 is cooking now.
5 pounds of sliced onions do fill a 6qt crockpot almost exactly, if that was a question anyone out there had.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
These filled a half gallon mason jar, if that's a question anyone had. Bag #2 is cooking now.
the one thing AI will never take from us is getting self-righteously angry
'We put up poppies but they were taken down for tree planting'
Residents are angry after Remembrance poppies they knitted were removed from trees on their estate by workmen.
www.bbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the one thing AI will never take from us is getting self-righteously angry
So a thing that happened at the work bbq this year was that the guy who was assigned to buy ten (10) onions, bought ten (10) 5lb bags of onions.
Then during clean up, I backed my car up to the prep station we were braking down. Someone asked if I wanted to take some onions and I said sure.
Then during clean up, I backed my car up to the prep station we were braking down. Someone asked if I wanted to take some onions and I said sure.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So a thing that happened at the work bbq this year was that the guy who was assigned to buy ten (10) onions, bought ten (10) 5lb bags of onions.
Then during clean up, I backed my car up to the prep station we were braking down. Someone asked if I wanted to take some onions and I said sure.
Then during clean up, I backed my car up to the prep station we were braking down. Someone asked if I wanted to take some onions and I said sure.
I did not start cooking today so I am behind schedule there but I did finish linseed oiling the unfinished wood bedframe I bought in [checks notes] August 2024, procrastination is a complex master
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I did not start cooking today so I am behind schedule there but I did finish linseed oiling the unfinished wood bedframe I bought in [checks notes] August 2024, procrastination is a complex master
time for the highest stakes version of this game
the correct way to use a grocery list is to write it, preferably in an app you can pull up on your phone so you don't even have to remember to take it with you, then do your grocery shopping, and once you're home and everything is put away you open the list and score how well you did
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
time for the highest stakes version of this game
I was supposed to do the thanksgiving grocery shopping today but I am going to browse ravelry patterns and watch bad tv all day instead, I think
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I was supposed to do the thanksgiving grocery shopping today but I am going to browse ravelry patterns and watch bad tv all day instead, I think
🎶on the steps of the paaaaaalace*🎶
*Hampton Court
*Hampton Court
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
🎶on the steps of the paaaaaalace*🎶
*Hampton Court
*Hampton Court
Cannot believe Lauren "Beetlejuice Handjob" Boebert is going to have a longer congressional career than marjorie taylor greene
The thing I remain baffled by is Lauren "Beetlejuice Handjob" Boebert somehow being on the right side of history on this one issue so far
What a wild day to be sporadically dropping in on bluesky in 5 minute bursts between meetings
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cannot believe Lauren "Beetlejuice Handjob" Boebert is going to have a longer congressional career than marjorie taylor greene
oh man imagine if the Indian or Moroccan governments hear about this, then we'll really be in trouble
It’s wild when you find out that the reason there’s so many Thai restaurants is because it’s a form of soft power subsidized by the Thai government.
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
oh man imagine if the Indian or Moroccan governments hear about this, then we'll really be in trouble
oh I am SURE norma was there
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
oh I am SURE norma was there
my friends, it is with deepest regrets that I must announce it is happening again
Hello and welcome to the day my department at work cooks lunch for the entire company: 200 people over 3 shifts and 14 hours
Just the worst fucking day of my whole entire year
Just the worst fucking day of my whole entire year
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
my friends, it is with deepest regrets that I must announce it is happening again
if you're cold, they're cold
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
if you're cold, they're cold