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John of the North

@shutupmac.bsky.social

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I made some bleeps and bloops and played some noisy things and some people enjoyed it. ADSR and analog filters. Now middle-aged and ordinary. Stroke and TBI survivor. My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y223crzq4mk4gue4q5eniq5c/feed/aaaczpm3stgbk

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · Sep 18

never look back

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 3h

I hope you take it easy as well

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 4h

I'm not wrong my memory is wrong.

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 3h

That looks seriously comfy

John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 6h

Adding lots of new words to my moderation filters today wheeeee

John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 6h

what.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 22h

I’m in an unreasonably good mood, let me get on social media and fix it

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 6h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 6h

Those are adorable!

John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 2d

Well not with that attitude it isn’t

This is a photo of a plastic bag that prominently states “This bag is not a toy”.

John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe not that song, but I’d love to hear some of the songs you’ve written!

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 2d

These fridge magnets spell trouble.

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 2d

I read a book about orators. It really spoke to me.

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 2d

I read a book about anal sex. It was a pain in the ass.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 2d

I read a book about prophecies. It was pretty predictable

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 2d

share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 2d

I feel the same way about all social media. It’s not a fun place to be anymore.

John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sorry you’re sad, I hope your day gets better

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 2d

“Pssst, it’s 2 AM, thought I’d let you know.” - Bladder

“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain

“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 2d

a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god "

ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god "

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Addled Pixie’s Chasm of Spasm 💀🧟👻 @addledpixie.bsky.social · 3d

I’m not so much cloaked in Gucci and in scandal as I am cloaked in T.J. Maxx and anxiety.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3d

one thing that i think is good to do is shape your perspective for the day before you have looked at the news and then also, for the rest of the day, don’t look at the news

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 3d

Nice

This is a screenshot of my Outlook mail and my Inbox has 69 unread messages

John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 3d

Liter o’soup

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 5d

Still mourning for Circuit City

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 5d

Boom. Closing statement.

John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 5d

They’re gonna love you. Have a great time!

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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 5d

This would cause the Michelin Man to go postal and take hostages

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