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@shraaamp.bsky.social
Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean.
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Pinned
IMPORTANT REMINDER:
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.
Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.
Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
Oof, right in the childhood.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Oof, right in the childhood.
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one of my most popular designs
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
one of my most popular designs
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when people used to care about protecting themselves and their community from the spread of a mass-disabling virus.
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
when people used to care about protecting themselves and their community from the spread of a mass-disabling virus.
I'm bored (avoiding decorating for Christmas). Ask me a thing. Or tell me a secret. Or confess your crush. Just do it.
ngl.link/shraaamp
ngl.link/shraaamp
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm bored (avoiding decorating for Christmas). Ask me a thing. Or tell me a secret. Or confess your crush. Just do it.
ngl.link/shraaamp
ngl.link/shraaamp
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Shop small this holiday season! Almost every single item in my shop is either entirely cut and sewn together by me or printed and pressed by me! Most of my supplies come from other small, woman-owned businesses, too!
Sale is thru Monday!
Https://fathomfortuna.com 🖤🖤
Sale is thru Monday!
Https://fathomfortuna.com 🖤🖤
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Shop small this holiday season! Almost every single item in my shop is either entirely cut and sewn together by me or printed and pressed by me! Most of my supplies come from other small, woman-owned businesses, too!
Sale is thru Monday!
Https://fathomfortuna.com 🖤🖤
Sale is thru Monday!
Https://fathomfortuna.com 🖤🖤
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mary singing jolene but changing the lyrics to be like eddie im begging of you please take my fucking man
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
mary singing jolene but changing the lyrics to be like eddie im begging of you please take my fucking man
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Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
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so… like… what do i have to do to catch a break?
anyway, i have more unexpected financial issues coming my way, if you’d like a bracelet or just donate out of the kindness of your heart, any little bit helps.
bracelets: forms.gle/m4PqA6j1eiWs...
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/scribscribes
anyway, i have more unexpected financial issues coming my way, if you’d like a bracelet or just donate out of the kindness of your heart, any little bit helps.
bracelets: forms.gle/m4PqA6j1eiWs...
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/scribscribes
Support scrib scribes
Support scrib scribes
ko-fi.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
so… like… what do i have to do to catch a break?
anyway, i have more unexpected financial issues coming my way, if you’d like a bracelet or just donate out of the kindness of your heart, any little bit helps.
bracelets: forms.gle/m4PqA6j1eiWs...
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/scribscribes
anyway, i have more unexpected financial issues coming my way, if you’d like a bracelet or just donate out of the kindness of your heart, any little bit helps.
bracelets: forms.gle/m4PqA6j1eiWs...
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/scribscribes
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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looking at jobs is so weird like why did we make up all these silly little tasks for adults to do and feel stress about why do other adults get to tell us what to do for the majority of the week I genuinely hate it so much
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
looking at jobs is so weird like why did we make up all these silly little tasks for adults to do and feel stress about why do other adults get to tell us what to do for the majority of the week I genuinely hate it so much
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Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake
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🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
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Hey. Hey you. Our queerness is our magic and if you too are spending the day being squashed by heteronormative, patriarchal bullshit, don't forget that we're all still with you, believing for a better world. #crewforlife
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hey. Hey you. Our queerness is our magic and if you too are spending the day being squashed by heteronormative, patriarchal bullshit, don't forget that we're all still with you, believing for a better world. #crewforlife
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I'm on it, Franz.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm on it, Franz.
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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"you came back!"
"I never left"
"I never left"
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"you came back!"
"I never left"
"I never left"
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lots of stuff on sale rn!
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
lots of stuff on sale rn!
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
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(was the grink there voice) was freud durst there
In a perfect autocorrect error, @raxkingisdead.bsky.social just texted me about "Freud Durst" and we both RACED to text each other men doing it all for the nookie with their own mothers.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
(was the grink there voice) was freud durst there
Homosex, job, beach.
Yeah okay.
Yeah okay.
Beach
Butter
Vodka
😕
Butter
Vodka
😕
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Homosex, job, beach.
Yeah okay.
Yeah okay.
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
