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Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean. Gillennial. Our Flag Means Daddy Gang. 🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader. THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · Nov 17

IMPORTANT REMINDER:
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.

Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.

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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 5h

Uline's owners "have used their wealth to funnel millions of dollars into the most extreme RW politicians & mvmts... contributed $144 million to conservative groups in the 2024 election cycle... donated $4+ million to bankroll anti-abortion groups who pushed to overturn Roe v Wade."
refuseuline.com

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 58m

Seems like you should be getting somewhere. Somehow, you're neither here nor there.

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💚🌹Helen🌹💚 #OFMDForever @cherubwaifu.bsky.social · 2h

Started watching Loot on AppleTV and our boy, Nat Faxon, is here!!! #Loot #OurFlagMeansDeath

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 1h

Cyn is a treasure. Please help if you can!

✨️StellarCyn✨️ - OFMD, GOMENS, DR. WHO! 🍉🏴‍☠️🧡 @stellarcyn.bsky.social · 3h

Hey everyone, sharing this again and also letting yall know again that my kofi is pinned on my profile. I am so grateful to those of you who have been able to help so far. I am doing what I can locally to save money but my options are very limited so anything helps!

AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 2d

@stellarcyn.bsky.social could use our help for some dental medical bills that are coming up! If able please donate. Shares here and other platforms are more than welcome as well!

They also have a Kofi on their page if you check out their Bluesky page - another way to help!

gofund.me/e2c2270ca

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✨️StellarCyn✨️ - OFMD, GOMENS, DR. WHO! 🍉🏴‍☠️🧡 @stellarcyn.bsky.social · 3h

Also considering doing small commissions to help raise funds as well! If anyone is interested in a sticky note sketch! I mostly do OFMD (the gay pirates have my heart) but I know some of yall have other fandoms you love and might like a character on a sticky note from those shows! Past sketches:

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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 2d

Donate to Cyn’s Dental Medical Bills, organized by AJ P

My friend Cyn is trying to raise money for a medial dental bill that is desperately needed, but unexpe… AJ P needs your support for Cyn’s Dental Medical Bills

gofund.me

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 1h

Yeth

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✨ericavee✨ @ericavee.bsky.social · 4h

what if i said room people

Screenshot of a post from RMW @Penultimate RMW: “OMG so I hooked up with a guy last night who has abs and I was like
'fuck you have actual abs' and you know what he said to me? 'So do you, they're just under here' and he stroked my tummy admiringly and told me l was a big gorgeous boy.
Reader, I felt gorgeous.”

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14h

Had a doctors office cancel my telehealth appt without telling me last week. They just called to cancel my reschedule because Medicare isn’t covering telehealth. This doc was going to go over some genetic testing results with me that I can’t do now because his office is too far away for me to get to

Kansas Reflector @kansasreflector.com · 4d

Shutdown forces Medicare patients off popular telehealth and hospital-at-home programs | #ksleg via @tim-henderson.bsky.social kansasreflector.com/2025/10/11/r...

Shutdown forces Medicare patients off popular telehealth and hospital-at-home programs • Kansas Reflector

The federal government shutdown is forcing a reckoning for two remote health care programs because they automatically expired Oct. 1.

kansasreflector.com

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 4h

I'm reading a book about safe cracking but I can't seem to get into it.

Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 13h

I’m reading a book about carpentry but the writing is too wooden to really nail down what the plot is

grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 2d

i'm reading a book about roofing but it's been going over my head.

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 4h

Yeahhhhh this is the bad place

🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 4h

Okay, well, look at this in the morning

🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 4h

Picture of Riker from Star Trek TNG looking shocked, with the caption "Commander Yiker."

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✨the daniel✨ @intelectconfig.wtf · 13h

distance and time and capitalism are all queerphobic and i refuse to tolerate them anymore

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 4h

I cannot scold you in your office, however, I can via internet.

DO THE THINGS. NOW. Get your ass off Bluesky and Make. Those. Graphics.

a man in a black jacket is standing next to a wooden fence holding a hose

Alt: Conan O'Brien in a black jacket is standing next to a wooden fence overly-enthusiastically cracking a whip

media.tenor.com

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 4h

ANTHONY BOURDAIN IS THERE TOO

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aggie🌷tulipseason @tulipseasons.bsky.social · 15h

#iwtv

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 4h

Delicious

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Vermouth and Annihilation @lonelygingerpies.bsky.social · 10h

The secret sauce is making it toxic yuri. Hope that helps.

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Katie L. Thompson @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 12h

Absolutely shout this shit from the rooftops. This is not just dumb kids, this is people in positions of power. These are not just conspiratorial coincidences, this is intentional. These are not just harmless internet jokes......if they are, please explain the joke to me & why it's funny.

Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 12h

Border Patrol Posts Instagram Propaganda Video Featuring Antisemitic Slurs

The video was pinned to Border Patrol's Instagram Reels.

gizmodo.com

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 6h

EAST COAST?! Booooo

🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 6h

Don't put it past me to plan a giant pirate party at their tiny apartment.

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🧪 Radioactive Shramp 🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 8h

I wish 😭

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 10h

for Portlanders marching this Saturday who want the best tactical gear without feeding Amazon, our local party supply house The Lippman Company has plenty of inflatable costumes

Racks of Inflatable costumes like T-Rex, Sasquatch and Pokemons and such, photo grabbed from the Portland Reddit

outside The Lippman Co. with employees holding up rainbow flag balloons- there's no form more graceful than The Arch, no object more whimsical than The Balloon

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