roach’s malewife
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im abs im 28 my pronouns are they/them and im just trying to be the most esoteric clown at the circus https://archiveofourown.org/users/oatmilktruther
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Over 300 Native people have been evacuated to Anchorage (after many more evac'd to Bethel) from Alaskan villages destroyed by #tyhphoonHalong & bc the impacted area is already getting little daylight & soon freezing, they won't be able to even go back for construction at all until at least March.
This Indigenous Peoples Day please speak up: another typhoon sweeping away homes of Alaska's Natives, who, during settlement (statehood: 1948) were forced to end ways of life (like my Grandma's) involving mobility across regions & stuck them in flood-prone/unstable villages with housing deficits.
WESTERN ALASKA DISASTER RELIEF
WAYS YOU CAN HELP:
ONLINE FUNDRAISER - DONATE TO SUPPORT
Join us in supporting relief efforts. Scan the QR code to donate online. All funds raised will go directly to assisting communities.
PURCHASE ITEMS - AMAZON WISHLIST
Purchase items of immediate need to go directly to the Bethel Community Services Foundation to be distributed to villages most affected.
DONATION DRIVE AT AFN CONVENTION
Accepting items of immediate need including:
Cases of water, nonperishable foods, diapers, wipes, toilet paper, personal hygiene items, cleaning supplies, phone chargers, blankets, sleeping bags, cots, flashlights, and hand wipes.
DENA'INA CENTER, ROOM 6 (2ND FLOOR)
Friday, October 17 | 1-5PM
Saturday, October 18 | 8AM-2PM
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It’s Friday the 17th somewhere and one thing’s certain, we’re all about coming early!

The #OFMDWhoopsWeekend Collection is OPEN and READY FOR YOU WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT (aka please add fills to AO3 after prompts are shared here each day 😘!)

🔗: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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ed finally works up the courage to give pet play a go,,, aka the kitten ed puppy stede playdate fic 🐈‍⬛🐕

(set in the new tricks universe, but it stands alone just fine 🥰)

archiveofourown.org/works/72473861

#OFMDKinktober2025 #OFMDFic
Pet Project by anathxmadevice 

Summary: 

He and Stede had joked about it, ages ago, just a little off-the-cuff thing: Ed also giving pet play a go, not as a puppy but as a kitten, because cats felt more his speed. It had been a fun thought, but nothing came of it, and then Ed had — of course — forgotten all about it.

Stede, apparently, had not forgotten about it.

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Or: puppy Stede and kitten Ed have a long-awaited playdate.
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📣 MUTUAL AID NEEDED 🚨
Typhoon Halong flooded homes across the Y-K Delta in Western Alaska.

❤ PLEASE DONATE ❤ Support this community fundraising effort and DONATE with the Alaska Community Foundation > alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...

#AlaskaSky #MutualAid
Western Alaska Disaster Relief. Ways you can help: online fundraiser - donate to support (QR code links to the link in the post). Purchase items - Amazon wishlist (QR code link will be in a reply to this post). Donation drive at AFN convention.
shot our best friend got of me and bran sitting together at the aquarium i have grown up looking at for almost three decades btw in case you care
two people viewed from behind sitting on a bench in front of an enormous aquarium fish tank with kelp and rock fish and a bunch of other fish i care less about
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hhgey. ed making to get out of bed and stede sticking his arm out qnd grabbing him by the belly fat to pullhimbackin😵‍💫
thank you very much for bringing this to my attention
bran holding my hand while i projectile vomit off the back of this boat because we invented true love
LITERALLY WHY ARE RUGS SOOOO EXPENSIVE. though not to shill for costco once again but they have some decent, (relatively) affordable options
everyone successfully picked up from the airport vacation is a goooooo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
LETS GOOOOOOO YIPPEEE FOR SAM AND GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
qpp and bestie are going to be here in six hours and im vibrating with nervous energy about it and theyre both on planes so who the fuck am i supposed to text about it!!!
ed stede somgfic set to austin by blake shelton by god one of these days i’ll get y’all on my ofmd country music agenda
there is nothing more painful or more euphorically satisfying as popping a zit inside your ear ive been trying to pop this bitch for days and im never gonna be able to recreate this high
yeah that feels real and correct
to be honest i did want everyone to see this but you were really the target audience so 🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💖
YEAH. ed’s like why arent you fucking mad at me!!!! and fang is like well im just sad that you feel like you have to act that way and thats the point where ed starts crying
ooooh ed pushing and pushing with shittier and shittier behavior deliberately trying to get fang to legitimately punish him and finally hitting a breakdown point when fang just DOESNT no matter what he does
politely raises my hand. can we get weirder abut ed’s daddy issues. like weird and uncomfortable and maybe you get a tummy ache when you look at it. aka the way the pop pop scene makes me feel. but maybe more pornographic. anyways. thank you good night