roach’s malewife
@oatmilktruther.bsky.social
im abs im 28 my pronouns are they/them and im just trying to be the most esoteric clown at the circus https://archiveofourown.org/users/oatmilktruther
lowkey worried this winter is going to be. really realky bad for me. usually i get outside enough to counteract the horror of not having any light but my mobility and energy is just not not good and the struggle is struggling.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
lowkey worried this winter is going to be. really realky bad for me. usually i get outside enough to counteract the horror of not having any light but my mobility and energy is just not not good and the struggle is struggling.
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Welp I went with chewy character work and finished up the last half of @margaritaville.bsky.social ‘s “love wants me dead.” NO RAGERTS, completely fabulous, watch the tags, but it hurts so good
archiveofourown.org/works/738436...
archiveofourown.org/works/738436...
love wants me dead - Chapter 1 - ingydar - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Welp I went with chewy character work and finished up the last half of @margaritaville.bsky.social ‘s “love wants me dead.” NO RAGERTS, completely fabulous, watch the tags, but it hurts so good
archiveofourown.org/works/738436...
archiveofourown.org/works/738436...
btw im working on the sadder version of this again
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
btw im working on the sadder version of this again
the only dinner im really fucking with right now is cheese, bread, pomegranate
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
the only dinner im really fucking with right now is cheese, bread, pomegranate
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reclaiming the puzzle piece symbol. not because there’s a missing piece of me, but because I fuvking love puzzles
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
reclaiming the puzzle piece symbol. not because there’s a missing piece of me, but because I fuvking love puzzles
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My 350th AO3 work is a little fic about trying to break free from the expectations we grow up under, and finding ways to make things work when everything feels stacked against us.
Ed has a serious case of cold feet when Stede asks him to marry him.
archiveofourown.org/works/74942421
Ed has a serious case of cold feet when Stede asks him to marry him.
archiveofourown.org/works/74942421
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My 350th AO3 work is a little fic about trying to break free from the expectations we grow up under, and finding ways to make things work when everything feels stacked against us.
Ed has a serious case of cold feet when Stede asks him to marry him.
archiveofourown.org/works/74942421
Ed has a serious case of cold feet when Stede asks him to marry him.
archiveofourown.org/works/74942421
just realized i dont actually know the words to mack the knife despite listening to it all the time because i only know the recording whefe ella fitzgerald performs it live abd forgets the words partway through and improvises. which is just sooooo good god i love ella
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
just realized i dont actually know the words to mack the knife despite listening to it all the time because i only know the recording whefe ella fitzgerald performs it live abd forgets the words partway through and improvises. which is just sooooo good god i love ella
man i xant believe some sick fuck listened to kalahari down and then turned it into like 55k of sad sad fanfiction that song is heartbreaking
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
man i xant believe some sick fuck listened to kalahari down and then turned it into like 55k of sad sad fanfiction that song is heartbreaking
five animals ive seen in the wild:
stellar sea lions
fuck ton of moose
orcas
black bears
beluga whales (only the stealthiest glimpses)
stellar sea lions
fuck ton of moose
orcas
black bears
beluga whales (only the stealthiest glimpses)
Five animals I've seen in the wild
Wild horses
Grizzly bear
Bison
Tarantula
Turkey
One animal I want to see in the wild: Moose
(Had to make it a 5+1)
Wild horses
Grizzly bear
Bison
Tarantula
Turkey
One animal I want to see in the wild: Moose
(Had to make it a 5+1)
Five animals I've seen in the wild
Penguins
Kiwi
Ocean sunfish
Moose
Ptarmigans
Penguins
Kiwi
Ocean sunfish
Moose
Ptarmigans
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
five animals ive seen in the wild:
stellar sea lions
fuck ton of moose
orcas
black bears
beluga whales (only the stealthiest glimpses)
stellar sea lions
fuck ton of moose
orcas
black bears
beluga whales (only the stealthiest glimpses)
all my friends wanna know why im constantly torturing ed in fics but look at the material. hes at his prettiest when he is suffering
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
all my friends wanna know why im constantly torturing ed in fics but look at the material. hes at his prettiest when he is suffering
everyone look at this right fucking now its an emergency
i cnt look at this fucking water anymore. HERE🫳🧜🏻♂️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚😫🥚🥚🥚🥚
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
everyone look at this right fucking now its an emergency
i cnt look at this fucking water anymore. HERE🫳🧜🏻♂️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚😫🥚🥚🥚🥚
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i cnt look at this fucking water anymore. HERE🫳🧜🏻♂️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚😫🥚🥚🥚🥚
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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i cnt look at this fucking water anymore. HERE🫳🧜🏻♂️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚😫🥚🥚🥚🥚
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i cnt look at this fucking water anymore. HERE🫳🧜🏻♂️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚😫🥚🥚🥚🥚
moose’s tooth spicy thai chicken pizza to all other pizzas: doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me doncha doncha
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
moose’s tooth spicy thai chicken pizza to all other pizzas: doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me doncha doncha
i’ll talk shit about other alaskans dressing unreasonably but then its 24F and im out in ripped jeans, sandals, bo coat, no gloves, no hat. oerhaps i have no right
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i’ll talk shit about other alaskans dressing unreasonably but then its 24F and im out in ripped jeans, sandals, bo coat, no gloves, no hat. oerhaps i have no right
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imagining the crew of the revenge starting a casual discussion of who’s who from my little pony. pete would insist on no doubles so it becomes a heated debate over who gets to be rainbowdash. “well we’ll vote on it and then it’ll be me”
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
imagining the crew of the revenge starting a casual discussion of who’s who from my little pony. pete would insist on no doubles so it becomes a heated debate over who gets to be rainbowdash. “well we’ll vote on it and then it’ll be me”
i got a free puzzle book for participating at work and its a combo of word searches, crosswords, sudoku, visual word puzzles, connections, and like a billion other things and im having the tiiiimme of my liiiiife and ive never felt this way before
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i got a free puzzle book for participating at work and its a combo of word searches, crosswords, sudoku, visual word puzzles, connections, and like a billion other things and im having the tiiiimme of my liiiiife and ive never felt this way before
ed screaming crying eyeliner running hollering out the words to nina simone be my husband. you agree. reblog
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
ed screaming crying eyeliner running hollering out the words to nina simone be my husband. you agree. reblog
@ourfag.bsky.social just some of the bug themed outfits june has been placed in for her dada and wawas amusement
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
@ourfag.bsky.social just some of the bug themed outfits june has been placed in for her dada and wawas amusement
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what are 2.5 degrees in medieval stuff for if not drawing scenes from your favorite fantasy novel series in the style of a manuscript you like (Alexandre Petau’s book of hours)
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
what are 2.5 degrees in medieval stuff for if not drawing scenes from your favorite fantasy novel series in the style of a manuscript you like (Alexandre Petau’s book of hours)
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Added a bunch of stuff to my inprnt! (one new Ed, some garlic soup, some fitzloved, and some general trans stuff)
www.inprnt.com/gallery/outo...
www.inprnt.com/gallery/outo...
Art Prints by Miles
Shop gallery quality Art Prints by Miles.
www.inprnt.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Added a bunch of stuff to my inprnt! (one new Ed, some garlic soup, some fitzloved, and some general trans stuff)
www.inprnt.com/gallery/outo...
www.inprnt.com/gallery/outo...
i should be invited also
Roach and Buttons should get to do just a little cannibalism together
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i should be invited also
secret santa form gettung filled out the temptation to put “getting men pregnant” under my guilty pleasure
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
secret santa form gettung filled out the temptation to put “getting men pregnant” under my guilty pleasure
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INPRNT is having a sale for black friday if anyone wants my art on their walls (and if there's anything not there that people would like to see in my shop let me know!)
making a pinned post, better late than never etc. links to my things:
print store: www.inprnt.com/gallery/outo...
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/queermedieval
print store: www.inprnt.com/gallery/outo...
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/queermedieval
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
INPRNT is having a sale for black friday if anyone wants my art on their walls (and if there's anything not there that people would like to see in my shop let me know!)